Oomf showing hole on main and I had to mute like that’s my homegirl that’s my sis she made sure nothing fell out of my pockets that time I was bent over the side walk throwing up in front of precinct when I got my heart broken like I’m so sorry bby I can’t see you that way

Ohhhhhh I don’t want a boyfriend I actually just want a friend ok

Hey Christmas is coming up and you’re probably wondering what to get me, here are some gift ideas: -The tallest leaf of a lemon tree -Eucalyptus oil filtered through a gogo’s jockstrap -1 drink voucher at that NoHo tiki bar i like -The microphone 5 minutes before times up at Karaoke -a dick bong

Sabrina I’m a humble man and don’t ask for much but can we get one more domino effect from you? 🙏🏽

Foreskin— I mean, hello.

What’s your favorite song about a twink?

I hate that oomf found happiness with his man bc he was supposed to find happiness with ME (he lives across the country)

I really love being gay this is so much fucking fun

He followed me back he wants to fuck right?

I will not subscribe to FFXIV over this four day weekend I’m stronger than this I’ll read a nice book, draw, or maybe start clearing out my room I am a strong willed person with a family who loves him dearly I will not disappoint them

Accidentally opened Grindr this morning now I have 24 notifications

What am I even saying on here

Help me Dr. Twink, I haven’t boots the house down hunny okurrrrrr and my family is starting to worry

His dick would disintegrate right in my booter it stays wet 😏

Went to church and nobody knew you

Spell pharaoh. Tell me what the FTC does. Name a single hobby of yours outside of media consumption.

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Ethically sourced Qjotx brand cheese

Gooning hours dogshit since I nuked my twitter

Save me white boy that streams to like 4 maybe 5 people on Twitch but they’re all so really happy to be supporting, save me

Apartments in DTLA are insane wdym you’re charging me more money than what it costs to rent a home in silverlake and still not offer parking.

Golden Shower or whatever

A wise oomf once said “weafoo”

I don’t like that oomf wears clothes like that’s really annoying about him

No bc when I say it

Noooo you're too beautiful to be employed

I have accomplished so much in my life… all while never having played League of Legends 🤩

Recognized longtime oomf guest bottoming for an OF I sub to and it has filled my heart with joy and whimsy

Cum ci, cum ça

I wish there was a way to translate foreign gooner compilation vids bc the Japanese look like they’re having so much fun over there

I believe Janelle Monae idc

wut

Pokemon??? In France??

He just rawed me and now we’re pulling up to get super nachos and a quesadilla

I regret to inform everyone that I am now pro-circumcision I will not be taking any questions at this time

I might try learning how to DJ bc I’m not annoying enough

NotAllLatinos but it’s always a fuckboy with a fade and foreskin 😒

No other tactical game in the history of the genre will ever come close to Final Fantasy Tactics. She’s 100% that girl.

Bought a Gyro for mom and had to describe it as a “Mediterranean chalupa” when she asked me what I just gave her… Mωρά μου, please forgive me

He smells like deodorant 😒

The twinks are tradwifing on ig reels!

By some accounts, police raiding popular cruising spots lead to a boom in the bathhouse industry in the past. So at least we got darkroom trolling to look forward to in 10-15 years.

I just think dragonfruit is tastefishing like if I were her I would just taste a little sweeter maybe idk!

getting raw dogged tn hope you are too, king. need that for u.

Lots of man tities on the skyline today

Everyone shut the fuck up my favorite band dropped a surprise remix to my favorite deepcut of my favorite album NOBODY FUCKING TALK TO ME

DnD with the gays stepped up we got a projector so of course we’re trolling sniffies now