That time I took my dad to see Debbie Harry / Blondie, his childhood crush. It was his first concert.

i just don’t expect y’all to get it

wore a thong to work cus it’s laundry day but I don’t really feel right with god rn

Backshot

Imagine that, 92 years old and she’s never had pesto.

qjotxicans, i am not ready to be 38

Search your camera roll for hell

I like when people get like 100 small tattoos and their bodies look like they’re covered with fridge magnets

why is his dildo bigger than me 😭😭

Idc that I whack it to bubbly furry man cakes im NOT A TOP. Im not defined by what I beat it to.

Sent him this meme and he stopped replying

No fats and no fems Sorry, just a preference Can you just block me

trying to decide which twenty year old movie to watch tonight

Hey, what's up handsome What? You too good to respond Well, fuck you then bitch

I think i want him Perhaps I want to be him I need therapy

Write a haiku about the gay experience

This really gags me cus genx gay bars play hardcore porn and millennial bars are playing Steven Universe

He was not the one

gay thot son

I fall in love every Tuesday, Friday and some Sundays by this metric

I think I’m leaving my amateur porn era and entering studio porn phase. I forgot how much I value lighting and a steady fucking camera.

what’s ur sign?

You tell a man it’s “Show Me Ur Softie Sunday” and they send you pole full mast like what is not CLICKING have some fucking respect for this sacred day

had to pick me off the floor with a “you good, sis?”

What’s your favorite painting of a twink?

Oomf showing hole on main and I had to mute like that’s my homegirl that’s my sis she made sure nothing fell out of my pockets that time I was bent over the side walk throwing up in front of precinct when I got my heart broken like I’m so sorry bby I can’t see you that way

Ohhhhhh I don’t want a boyfriend I actually just want a friend ok

Hey Christmas is coming up and you’re probably wondering what to get me, here are some gift ideas: -The tallest leaf of a lemon tree -Eucalyptus oil filtered through a gogo’s jockstrap -1 drink voucher at that NoHo tiki bar i like -The microphone 5 minutes before times up at Karaoke -a dick bong

Sabrina I’m a humble man and don’t ask for much but can we get one more domino effect from you? 🙏🏽

Foreskin— I mean, hello.

What’s your favorite song about a twink?

I hate that oomf found happiness with his man bc he was supposed to find happiness with ME (he lives across the country)

I really love being gay this is so much fucking fun

He followed me back he wants to fuck right?

I will not subscribe to FFXIV over this four day weekend I’m stronger than this I’ll read a nice book, draw, or maybe start clearing out my room I am a strong willed person with a family who loves him dearly I will not disappoint them

Accidentally opened Grindr this morning now I have 24 notifications

What am I even saying on here

Help me Dr. Twink, I haven’t boots the house down hunny okurrrrrr and my family is starting to worry

His dick would disintegrate right in my booter it stays wet 😏

Went to church and nobody knew you

Spell pharaoh. Tell me what the FTC does. Name a single hobby of yours outside of media consumption.

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Ethically sourced Qjotx brand cheese

Gooning hours dogshit since I nuked my twitter

Save me white boy that streams to like 4 maybe 5 people on Twitch but they’re all so really happy to be supporting, save me

Apartments in DTLA are insane wdym you’re charging me more money than what it costs to rent a home in silverlake and still not offer parking.

Golden Shower or whatever