He rides for our sins🙏🏾🦗🏍️

I showed this to my mother and while she has never lived in Tijuana, she did say it “seems accurate”.

in honor of El Guapo vs The Narco Vampire intro (575k) + full pilot (598k) hitting a combined 1 million and 173k views here are some pages from the bible... youtu.be/O-zZqrdybGE?...

U.K. Bans Junk Food Advertisements https://theonion.com/u-k-bans-junk-food-advertisements/

I’m so fucking excited that Kumail Nanjiani is going to be in #Taskmaster! He’s a pretty fun comedian and I have no doubt in my mind that he’ll bring some fun energy to the show.

Thursdays, am I right?

I’m putting the finishing touches on a compound the players are in a process of raiding as if they’ll actually see it. Shit has hit the fan do I shouldn’t expect them to take a detailed look of the place. Light on details, practical information forward. That’s how it has to be. #ttrpg

I wonder if he’ll go into detail on the various kinds if breastmilk that exist in the Forgotten Realms. In all seriousness, this sounds exciting.

It would be nice to have an in person #ttrpg group but that’s a luxury I simply cannot have. Ignoring the fact that I have one online game going on and my university classes, actually getting a functional group going with so little control over who I get at my table is a gamble. What a pain.

my sanity today is upheld entirely by this video of a fox eating a cucummer you're welcome

FIGHT THE POWER! Posting my gurren lagann fanart here

important message to all bluesky users

I bought Pathfinder: Kingmaker (the cRPG) recently and boy, PF1 was weird, right? The three action structure was very intuitive and freeing. This whole move action, standard action, swift action thing is somewhat annoying. I’m not much of a crpg guy, so let’s see how things goes.

Conner4Real will return in Avengers: Doomsday.

My Pokémon White 2 nuzlocke has hit a Psyduck-shaped speed bump. Why did I have to catch a Psyduck? Why did it have to be Jolly? Golduck barely has a decent Special Attack stat and now the nature DECREASES it for Speed? That’s actually the last thing I need. #pokemon #nuzlocke

Pompompurin reads The King In Yellow

Confession: I routinely suffer from horrible intrusive thoughts. But I am old and cunning and have learned to treat them as a valuable commercial resource. Misery loves company! (Sweet dreams) Coming soon: more Moomin bukakke, gimp-suited bondage unicorns, and the lifecycle of eldritch horrors.

Reframing my GM mindset from “challenge comes from threatening the PCs’ lives” to “challenge comes from threatening their goals” has made my experience at the table more fun. The tension can come from the chance of them completing their goals rather than the possibility of death. #ttrpg

HEAVY METAL (1981)

I’ve long entertained the idea of having a blog. The problem is that I find my own ideas dreadfully boring at best and pretty upsetting at worst. Either my blog would never get any consistent readers or I’d end up with a following of the most miserable bastards online. A fate worse than death.

I just saw an ad for a “dating app for introverts” with a very obviously AI generated woman promoting it. Something tells me these niche dating apps aren’t very good.

After lots of blood, sweat, and tears—AND EVEN MORE BLOOD—here it is: the full 40-minute pilot of EL GUAPO VS. THE NARCO VAMPIRES!!! youtu.be/O-zZqrdybGE?...

A comic about feelings! Now with previously unreleased BONUS panel! 👇

My players’ heist immediately went down the toilet. Only a few really lucky rolls allowed them to salvage their plan to enter the enemy compound. Problem is finding the item they want AND escaping. This is what happens when you don’t have a hacker or bother to do any research. Hilarious! #ttrpg

forget the long arc of history bending towards justice, I need the rube goldberg machine of inexorable consequence to endgame the kind of profoundly ironic yet blackly hilarious karmic downfall that would’ve had ancient greek theatergoers hollering at the chorus

Every time I think it can’t get worse, it does. The depths of depravity the fascists will sink to is beyond my comprehension. Damn them all. And all their followers too.

The old world is dying and the new world is waiting to be born. Now… is the time of morons

Animation fans you GOTTA get on @mexopolis.bsky.social 's pilot animatic for "El Guapo Vs The Narco Vampires"! Even in boards I can tell this is going to be A BANGER www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-zZ...

Gap Unveils New 'For Kids By Kids' Clothing Line

Holy fucking shit, this is so exciting! Even though it’s just audio and a storyboard for the most part, this has a lot of promise. I’m obsessed! The characters are really what ties it together. I desperately want to see El Guapo redeem himself and kill vampires.

Sitting a stewing in frustration isn't nearly as cathartic as just designing a poster. Let's see how often I remember that in 2026.

First superb conspiracy theory of 2026 overheard in the street! I love this. I feel it sets the tone for a superb year: “Wales is fake.”

Happy New Year to the haters, the losers, and the far left marxist transgender extremists, which I think covers everyone here.

Starfinder 2e has deity of memes, the internet and pop culture, Lambatuin, whose anathema includes unplugging from the infosphere (Starfinder's internet). This is maybe the most evil deity I've seen in a tabletop game.

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: To Cirrhosis With Love

I hate New Year’s Day. For the past few years, each one has felt more agonizing than the last. Moments of joy and contentment buried under endless piles of stress and bullshit. I would appreciate being given an easy year for a change, but I know there’s no chance of that.

next year i will become more evil than ever

When put on the spot, my players have decided to abandon planet hopping mercenary adventure for starting a new religion on the first major planet they came across. Not the trajectory I expected this sci fi game to go but I think I can handle it. Maybe. #ttrpg

LOL I made it to E42 of #KamenRider Zero-One and I can’t believe ZAIA is trying to give every household a Raid Riser. That’s actually insane. “Let’s let everyone have the power of a Kamen Rider” is like “everyone should have a gun for self defense”. Wait a minute.

rkgk

Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death http://theonion.com/man-who-bumped-tesla-while-parallel-parking-sentenced-to-death/

Trying to work on my #DoctorWho fanfic and am trying my best to get the juices flowing by watching one of my favorite episodes. S10E05, Oxygen! Some people may say it’s critique of capitalism is too heavy handed. I say it helped cement 12 as my favorite Doctor.

By far my favorite part of #OSR game discussion is the intricate network of blogs you can find. One blog post cites another which cites two more and so on and so forth. You can trace how ideas pass between people and evolve, or even find tangentially related cool ideas. It's like wikipedia. #ttrpg

The strange anti-time of Twixtmas is in full force. Days are fragmented. The past is the present. The waning year has collapsed before the finish line

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Not giving any context to this. Enjoy #tokusatsu #kamenrider #supersentai #tokusky

I like #KamenRider Zero-One well enough but man, the whole stance on AI really did age poorly. Tragically, the type of people to run massive tech companies are not the type to care about any person other than themselves. Unlike Aruto. A much more optimistic take on AI than what we actually got.

Wooden Spoon Only Thing In Man’s Life That Not Giving Him Cancer https://theonion.com/wooden-spoon-only-thing-in-mans-life-that-not-giving-him-cancer/