I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1812

i love pokemon

Pokémon Winds and Waves has been officially announced as Generation 10! #Pokemon30thAnniversary

Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family. “He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.

christ i'm glad i'm not commuting to sf anymore ESPECIALLy during this super bowl bs

If ICE thinks they're hated in America, wait until they find out what the rest of the world thinks of them.

i'm in the bathroom at work and there is someone fighting for their damn life two stalls down from me

Bay Area Stands with the People of Minnesota

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1775

Join us on Sunday, 1/18 for a free outdoor community celebration of life honoring the legacy of Claude, San Francisco’s beloved albino alligator. 🤍 Hosted by Bay Area news icon Dion Lim, the memorial will take place in the Golden Gate Park Bandshell from 11 a.m.-1 p.m. and will be livestreamed.

just a couple of stinky little critters

Scully let's split up. I'll interview this beautiful botanist and you go check out the sewer system full of human bones

British Teen Returning From Semester In U.S. Regales Friends With Tale Of Food That Tastes Good https://theonion.com/british-teen-returning-from-semester-in-u-s-regales-friends-with-tale-of-food-that-tastes-good/

ozzie got his eyes on you!!!!

Ted Cruz: ‘Vacationing Is How I Grieve’

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1746

Meowy Catsmas and Happy Howlidays from the Off Color gang 🎅🎄🎁

how to handle the what now

Ragú Unveils Sensory Deprivation Marinara Tank https://theonion.com/ragu-unveils-sensory-deprivation-marinara-tank/

New Sympathetic Alarm Clock Just Lets You Sleep

Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.

releasing on Tuesday: a bunch of tiny stories that are like the nematodes on SpongeBob, just mindlessly gnawing at the edges of the world. and making their own sound effects.

JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1725

“Once sprayed into the nostril, noroxone works quickly to free up opioid receptors in the brain, allowing compounds like heroin, fentanyl, oxycodone, hydrocodone, codeine, and morphine to reattach and fatally interrupt respiration.”

@bsky.app I will pay you fifty dollars American to eliminate the discover tab. Think about it

MARK YOUR CALENDARS!! Our next Keep the Glass night is doubling as a “Not at Your Office, Office Holiday Party” on Thursday, December 11th at Mousetrap. Event starts at 5pm. This time around we’ll be doing things a little different with this new “Work is Stupid” Irish Coffee Mug.

Rest in peace to a San Francisco legend, Claude the albino alligator 🐊🤍

Today, let’s reflect on the resilience of Native communities, honor the truths that are too often overlooked, & commit to learning beyond this single day. Gratitude means more when it includes awareness, respect, & responsibility. @sgj.bsky.social is a critical piece of this community #booksky

Sweet Potato Dish Stopped Being Healthy 5 Ingredients Ago

PLAY NICE made the final round for the Goodreads Choice Awards 🥳 Another banger year for the genre & these titles are all exceptional 🖤 Also, it’s mostly women 💅 Thank you to everyone who voted so far!! Final round here ⬇️ www.goodreads.com/choiceawards...

Wow, honored to have The Buffalo Hunter Hunter on NYT’s 100 Notable Books of 2025:

The New York Mets are assuming the remaining $72 million left in Marcus Semien’s deal. Brandon Nimmo is owed $101.25 million. Both players represented by agent Scott Boras with each player having to approve the deal.

Trump Imposes 100% Tax On Movies Where Slaves Escape

can my uber driver stop changing lanes every 5 seconds

The official 2026 Hall of Fame ballot with 12 new candidates: Bobby Abreu, Carlos Beltrán, Ryan Braun, Mark Buehrle, Shin-Soo Choo, Edwin Encarnación, Gio González, Alex Gordon, Cole Hamels, Félix Hernández, Torii Hunter, Andruw Jones, Matt Kemp, Howie Kendrick, Nick Markakis, …

The Mariners look like favorites in the American League. For @lookoutlanding.bsky.social

The Seattle Mariners waste no time getting their man and have reached an agreement to bring back first baseman Josh Naylor. It’s a 5-year deal, per Jeff Passan.

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

still our MVP: www.lookoutlanding.com/latest-news/...

finished legends za 😭

listening to a guy on the bus admit that he doesn't know what gerrymandering means

A busy first day as your Mayor-elect: early morning interviews, transition announcements and meetings. More to say on all of it tomorrow. But a highlight was lunch with my Congresswoman @aoc.bsky.social at Laliguras Bistro in Jackson Heights.

Ryan Murphy’s ‘ALL’S FAIR’ debuts with 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. One critic said “this may be the worst TV drama ever”

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1691

so dave roberts, what happened to getting 4 more wins and really ruining baseball?