a bag of m&ms marked as "family size" is a social construct

Despondent Shohei Ohtani Figured He Would Have Met Steve-O After 8 Years In U.S. https://theonion.com/despondent-shohei-ohtani-figured-he-would-have-met-steve-o-after-8-years-in-u-s/

Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation

I know a certain vampire who would find this unacceptable:

category is: Bryan Woo is disgusted with you, your family, your ancestors, your future issue, your whole general deal

This is Gemini. She's at the vet because she keeps flying away. Luckily it's just a harmless case of airplane ears. 12/10 (IG: apolloandgem)

Seattle was treated to a charming, palate cleansing Mariners victory on Star Wars Night. lookoutlanding.com/seattle-mari...

RFK Jr. Sucks Measles Vaccine Out Of Infant

settling in to watch five nights at freddys, i hope ozzie and penny don't get too scared

Bliss is taking reps at third base

i love when supervisors don't get on the same page about a process and then I end up having to redo a task THREE TIMES!!!!!

i slept on this book for far too long. just finished it and already wish i could read it again for the first time app.thestorygraph.com/books/0c4ca7...

The bullpen has been shuffled, with the Seattle Mariners calling up impressive rookie RHP Alex Hoppe and designating RHP Casey Legumina for assignment. www.lookoutlanding.com/seattle-mari...

Leo Rivas currently:

Oh my GOD look at this kitten

Josh Naylor said he's been trying different things during his slump; today he tried a leg kick. "What's the worst that can happen, I go 0-for-4 again? Been there, done that type thing." So that gives some context to this hot mic moment:

Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually.

340 Million Americans Killed In Botched Training Exercise https://theonion.com/340-million-americans-killed-in-botched-training-exercise/

Emerson Hancock had a second straight strong start. That's not the weirdest thing that happened Saturday. For @lookoutlanding.bsky.social

What To Know About ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-the-super-mario-galaxy-movie/

This #TransDayOfVisibility, we’re highlighting our favorite queer ecology reads. These books, essays, and memoirs break down binaries and explore the expansiveness of gender & identity in nature.

Okay Brendan Donovan fits in immediately

Get in, losers, we're getting on the Cole Young Hype Train: www.lookoutlanding.com/seattle-mari...

The only tech product that has delivered on its promise of redefining its field while also preserving the best of the past is this

'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General

ABC Cancels Mormonism https://theonion.com/abc-cancels-mormonism/

Per Mariners PR, WBC champions Eduard Bazardo and Jhonathan Díaz are the first Mariners WBC champions since Ichiro and Kenji Johjima for team Japan in 2009

men showing genuine affection for each other, celebrating something they did together, as a collective. let this be a model for masculinity, not the fake hardo military bullshit

Venezuelan commentary of the last out

GENO TIIIIIIIME

nobody rules like Geno rules

Geno says good vibes only!

i fear i will be spending half my paycheck at the cinema these next few weeks

Javier Bardem at the Oscars: No to war, and free Palestine.

the WBC is a party and the U.S. is that asshole neighbor across the street who keeps telling everyone to pipe down

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1825

company tech guy had to install something on my computer and commented on my mouse saying it was cool and fancy... brother it's a $22.99 logitech mouse i got on sale for $17.99

i love my 20 minute commute

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1812

i love pokemon

Pokémon Winds and Waves has been officially announced as Generation 10! #Pokemon30thAnniversary

Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family. “He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.