I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1746

Meowy Catsmas and Happy Howlidays from the Off Color gang 🎅🎄🎁

how to handle the what now

Ragú Unveils Sensory Deprivation Marinara Tank https://theonion.com/ragu-unveils-sensory-deprivation-marinara-tank/

New Sympathetic Alarm Clock Just Lets You Sleep

Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.

releasing on Tuesday: a bunch of tiny stories that are like the nematodes on SpongeBob, just mindlessly gnawing at the edges of the world. and making their own sound effects.

JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1725

“Once sprayed into the nostril, noroxone works quickly to free up opioid receptors in the brain, allowing compounds like heroin, fentanyl, oxycodone, hydrocodone, codeine, and morphine to reattach and fatally interrupt respiration.”

@bsky.app I will pay you fifty dollars American to eliminate the discover tab. Think about it

MARK YOUR CALENDARS!! Our next Keep the Glass night is doubling as a “Not at Your Office, Office Holiday Party” on Thursday, December 11th at Mousetrap. Event starts at 5pm. This time around we’ll be doing things a little different with this new “Work is Stupid” Irish Coffee Mug.

Rest in peace to a San Francisco legend, Claude the albino alligator 🐊🤍

Today, let’s reflect on the resilience of Native communities, honor the truths that are too often overlooked, & commit to learning beyond this single day. Gratitude means more when it includes awareness, respect, & responsibility. @sgj.bsky.social is a critical piece of this community #booksky

Sweet Potato Dish Stopped Being Healthy 5 Ingredients Ago

PLAY NICE made the final round for the Goodreads Choice Awards 🥳 Another banger year for the genre & these titles are all exceptional 🖤 Also, it’s mostly women 💅 Thank you to everyone who voted so far!! Final round here ⬇️ www.goodreads.com/choiceawards...

Wow, honored to have The Buffalo Hunter Hunter on NYT’s 100 Notable Books of 2025:

The New York Mets are assuming the remaining $72 million left in Marcus Semien’s deal. Brandon Nimmo is owed $101.25 million. Both players represented by agent Scott Boras with each player having to approve the deal.

Trump Imposes 100% Tax On Movies Where Slaves Escape

can my uber driver stop changing lanes every 5 seconds

The official 2026 Hall of Fame ballot with 12 new candidates: Bobby Abreu, Carlos Beltrán, Ryan Braun, Mark Buehrle, Shin-Soo Choo, Edwin Encarnación, Gio González, Alex Gordon, Cole Hamels, Félix Hernández, Torii Hunter, Andruw Jones, Matt Kemp, Howie Kendrick, Nick Markakis, …

The Mariners look like favorites in the American League. For @lookoutlanding.bsky.social

The Seattle Mariners waste no time getting their man and have reached an agreement to bring back first baseman Josh Naylor. It’s a 5-year deal, per Jeff Passan.

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

still our MVP: www.lookoutlanding.com/latest-news/...

finished legends za 😭

listening to a guy on the bus admit that he doesn't know what gerrymandering means

A busy first day as your Mayor-elect: early morning interviews, transition announcements and meetings. More to say on all of it tomorrow. But a highlight was lunch with my Congresswoman @aoc.bsky.social at Laliguras Bistro in Jackson Heights.

Ryan Murphy’s ‘ALL’S FAIR’ debuts with 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. One critic said “this may be the worst TV drama ever”

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1691

so dave roberts, what happened to getting 4 more wins and really ruining baseball?

do i tip a lyft driver who used the tesla self driving feature for 90% of the ride?

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1682

last recap of the year. Something I've never said when there were already Christmas catalogs coming in the mail. Thanks for reading along all season. www.lookoutlanding.com/game-recap/1...

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1681

we were so close :(

i got my first full odds shiny in legends za last night and it was.... it was a venipede,,,, 🫩

got penny on my lap, ozzie curled against my leg and i'm playing pokemon legends za. life COULD be dream

Matilda will not be traveling to Toronto with Andrés Muñoz. “They have a lot of rules,” he said. “A lot of stupid rules.”

fellas, is it gay to sit next to you friends on public transit?

THEEEEE SEATTLE MARINERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

absolutely sickening. i watched my bus pull away when i was a block away and now i'm waiting 40 minutes for the next one bc the 7:40 was canceled!

Andrés told me today that they saw this fan on their way back to the ballpark; the team told him not to go out because it was so late so he pretended to drive home but then circled around to meet her. “No one who loves Matilda is dangerous.”

got the mariners game up in one window and our staff meeting up in another

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1666

HAPPY POSTSEASON !! LET’S GOOOOO!!!

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1659

Ichiro came out and the Dodgers Japanese contingent, which was waiting in center field, literally sprinted over to greet him

this would give you a heart attack if you saw it in 1998