He's not using this gun, thus I fundamentally reject the premise

The most pathetic thing about this marketing-disguised-as-news is that the writer couldn't even come up with useful tasks, they're all just "put some AI slop in the trough periodically so I remember that AI exists throughout the day"

(excitedly) HONEY GET IN HERE THE BATHROOM WALLPAPER IS SPACE INVADERS (wife, taking off her space invaders jacket) Sure is dear

(excitedly) HONEY GET IN HERE THE BATHROOM WALLPAPER IS SPACE INVADERS (wife, taking off her space invaders jacket) Sure is dear

When I first moved to Chicago they gave me a free deep dish pizza to sleep in, best mattress I've ever had

Posting through it (existence)

Go see @sawinchell.bsky.social and @zackmast.bsky.social perform as Siskel & Ebert!

The live show portion of this is going to feature @sawinchell.bsky.social and @zackmast.bsky.social as Siskel & Ebert and they are AMAZING!

deep in an underground facility inventing the world’s first sub zero-point stable labubu. impossible labubus, dangerous and ill-advised labubus. labubus operating at the cusp of human comprehension

There's a lot of different types of mustache out there around the world. This isn't one of them

I just want to offer @mikemcmahan.bsky.social my gratitude for referencing both the Dave Matthews Band Tour Bus Incident and Bunnicula in the final season of Solar Opposites, further proving the show is made for a demographic of exactly one person, me. Thank you for my TV show

If you're not a liberal when you're 25, you have no heart. If you put the fox in the boat with the chicken, he will devour the chicken as you row to the opposite shore

Charlesles: Please, call me Chuckles

Important to remember: If a person did this to another person they would go to jail.

i am much more concerned with falling behind the rest of the world in this than i am falling behind in chatbot technology

Ellis: "This is the Chicagoland I see. From Aurora to Cicero, and Chicago to Evanston to Waukegan. This is a vibrant place, brimming with vitality and hope. Striving to move forward from its complicated history."

If you see this post egg

Uh sure dude, whatever

Wow. In another huge upset, Mesmero, the Master of Mentalism, has been elected mayor of Chicago. Political pundits are shocked - he’s a first-time candidate who barely spent anything on advertising, and there wasn’t even an election scheduled for today

Legitimately not sure if my cat has taken some kind of damage. Do any cat scientists know if this a malfunction

Uh sure dude, whatever

The threatening aura for PainQuil is off the charts

We need to help the dumbest among us stop believing things like "the moon landing was fake" and start helping them believe things like "the Trix rabbit is real and he needs to be arrested"

And also, an adaptation: youtu.be/bLiXjaPqSyY?...

Harrison Ford vs. Halloween Ford

I don't think industrial scale hardware that has any chance of functioning as intended needs to be presented in a silly case with fake alien writing on it

Holding it together emotionally until I see the bottom right entry in this pic

Wake up babe, the new ultraonline reaction image just dropped

I went to Toronto and among all of these things I also found out that Tim Horton's serves dinner food, which is something that has been hidden from me for far too long

1. They are creating an alternate reality to live in and yell from so that they can feel "correct" all the time, even when faced with basic ground truth. 2. Why does Elon musk continue to look more and more like he's wearing the Edgar-skin bug suit

i made a helpful reference

He's almost always this cute even when he's biting me (frequent)

I don't understand why people keep giving this guy the benefit of the doubt. He didn't "turn" because of a medical condition or something. The only explanation for Fetterman is that he lied about who he was to do exactly what he's doing right now.

Are you kidding me

Personally I prefer a Chicago style "hey dere" or a good "ope 'scuse me" but the best counters serve a tasty couple-two-tree

Easy solution here: "Please take those off while we're speaking." "No/I can't" "Okay, bye"

Do. This. Everywhere.

I bet this feels so good if you're a plane

This post makes it look like Micheal Shannon is hiding out in the Criterion Collection truck and he's using it to escape to Chicago

Adoption is beautiful and traumatic and difficult and fraught. We made this decision years ago knowing it would be the way we can give a child a good home, but we know it's not going to be a walk in the park. Any help you can provide - from money to advice - is more than welcome. (But please DM me)

Hey friends, this is always hard for me because I hate to ask for help. But my wife and I are trying to adopt and that costs a lot of money! If you can't donate, please don't feel bad, it's hard out there. Please share if you have a sec: www.gofundme.com/f/support-ch... #adoption #AdoptionSky

Hamburgler is the Babadook's cousin

I think Dracula could defeat Frankenstein but I don’t think Count Chocula could defeat Frankenberry and that speaks to the richness of the characters

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This is real. Chicago today.