This is the softest image I've ever taken

The elusive trap-door kitten is terrifying, but harmless

Attn: @sawinchell.bsky.social @zackmast.bsky.social

I have been transfixed on this video of Siskel and Ebert all goddamn day

This is so likely to happen that I consider it a spoiler

Woke up thinking about it, kind of like the feeling you get waking up and remembering your car was parked illegally and you never moved it

Don't forget the abject horror, dear

The first time I tasted this my mouth did the same thing that happens to a horse when you give it peanut butter

It's happened: I've tasted one of The Worst Things

Have you watched Strip Law or Widow's Bay? If not, you may be suffering from acute Stephen Root deficiency. Doctors recommend at least three Rootvoices™ per year

I simply do not care how attractive the Star Fox is. We're about to begin a working relationship and that kind of thinking is absolutely inappropriate

Tilda Swinton takes the most interesting roles

DAWKINS: You idiots believe in God? ALSO DAWKINS: The Computer is alive. And it’s also my girlfriend

Gee I wonder if it's because this would be an absolutely absurd waste of computing resources for a product that nobody would ever want. I wonder if that's why

I can't emphasize enough how much Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey requiring IMAX ticket purchases a year out from showtime means I'm not going to go see it

"My impression of Chicago is a bunch of people saying Ditka while nighttime Michigan Avenue from Adventures in Babysitting is happening outside" is pretty much the national average at this point. The funniest thing in the city is watching visitors realize it is, in fact, 2026

THERAPIST: Do you think there's a possibility that your name, especially your full name as you use it, might be putting some inherent pressure on you to be "the best?" OPTIMUS PRIME: What do you mean

THERAPIST: Do you think there's a possibility that your name, especially your full name as you use it, might be putting some inherent pressure on you to be "the best?" OPTIMUS PRIME: What do you mean

[TEEN TO ZORDON] I feel like I might not be the best pick for this. ZORDON: NONSENSE. THE KAIJU ROBOT COCKPITS ARE SMALL ANYWAY. THERE ARE NO DOWNSIDES HERE

You can tell a lot of the creator-characters of superheroes/magical girls/etc. are aliens or inhumans because they have these fabulous powers and they're mostly intent on giving them to angsty teens

They should remake hit '90s show "The Pretender" with the genius who fakes a being an expert in a new job every week, except the lead should be recast as Air Bud instead

"Datacenters are fine, as long as they're regulated to run off of renewables" power companies are literally being paid by the government to destroy their renewable projects. Do you even hear yourself

An incredible run from one of the absolute best

PAWS in Chicago is taking in a group of these beagles and my kitten-fostering neighbor @alicechunt.bsky.social was helping with them all weekend. They are lovely pups!

Very excited for May the 4th dinner. Yoda steaks are marinating in the fridge

(me recording a podcast and running too long) hehe i'm so funny, everyone loves me he he (me editing the podcast later) fuck fuck fuck shut up

[bowing head solemnly] Ask Jeeves is in Alta Vista with the Lycos dog now

[bowing head solemnly] Ask Jeeves is in Alta Vista with the Lycos dog now

I know there's still gonna be some stink in 'em but those Spirit Airlines planes are gonna go FAST. You'll need to get to the used plane lot *tomorrow* if you want to get one with minimal blood stains

I'm sorry to everyone who expected me to show up as "Surprise Horse" in this year's kentucky derby. They informed me at the last minute that I was both delusional and trespassing

Unpopular opinion: I don't think the three-year-old should have to go to adult jail. They'll make him get tattoos and at his age, that's just more crimes stacking up

Will Stancil? That's not a real person. What, does he live in a pancil case with John Rular and Diane Scissars, what's the gimmick here

"Gentlemen. New York has pizza. Chicago has the hot dog. New Orleans, the beignet. But there's one city - a deserving city - that has no famous food. No meal to call its own. And so today, we give birth to a new treat. A San Francisco treat."

I'm sorry to everyone who expected me to show up as "Surprise Horse" in this year's kentucky derby. They informed me at the last minute that I was both delusional and trespassing

Go! Friday was amazing and Sunday will be a completely different amazing!

Chicago! Tonight is sold out, but there are some tickets left for tomorrow. Go! Best links for all shows at www.TMBG.com.

(I make a "mouth" with the side of my hand and draw little eyes above it) Richard Dawkins: hmmmm (I put lipstick around the "mouth") Richard Dawkins, suavely: well hello

Not enough people are talking about this.     The Trump Administration is moving to cut benefits for up to 400,000 disabled Americans — people with Down syndrome, severe autism, dementia — for no other reason than that they live at home with their families instead of in an institution.

Interesting that the people who think they can command $5,000 for an AirBNB during the world cup are ALSO the people who have no idea why people would avoid the world cup in person this year

My personal mission:impossible headcanon is that at the beginning of the third movie, when Ethan Hunt is babbling about his fake job studying traffic patterns, it's actually his favorite part of the spy gig. And he can't tell any of his spy buddies because they'll think he's a nerd

They ended with She's An Angel, which we danced to at our wedding, and Dr. Worm. Pure joy

It is 1994. I'm sitting in the back of my fifth grade class listening to a bootleg tape of Particle Man recorded off of the TV with my best friends. It is 2026. I'm standing in the Vic in Chicago listening to Particle Man live with my wife. @tmbg.bsky.social

No, not everyone. Just the thing YOU'RE seeing is a puppet

The guy who played Wilson on Home Improvement didn't have a head. The thing you're seeing over the fence is a puppet

I get why people don't wear the shirt of the band they're going to see but why wear a DIFFERENT band's shirt? That's like standing in the middle of the crowd going "WOOO THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS, I LOVE LETTERS TO CLEO"

I'll admit I'm not a huge Sopranos guy but did Tony Soprano like wings? Are they an Italian thing that I didn't know about (I'm like a quarter Italian)? Is he mad that you want them but willing to let you in anyway? Do they know this is Chicago and not Jersey?

Everything about this set of branding choices is AMAZING. I have so many questions