Trans rights are human rights always and forever.

I can't believe you're all being so mean about my new startup Nemesys, which mulches birds to make a worse kind of styrofoam. You're why we need the floating Elysium habitats

This looks *exactly* like it was made by the "Food that Built America" reenactment directors

We need to go back to radio, they're just showing blank screens with dialogue now anyway

Wrigleyville Taco Bell Cantina

The Roommate [writhing, wetly]: The others cannot know I've made my nest here. My presence should not even be whispered to the household Me: oh no problem dude, big rule is that nobody shares ketchup, gotta keep your own separate bottle The Roommate: ..that's the big rule? Me: it's a whole thing

Jim Henson 1962: …my feedback would be that he’s a little sad Young Werner Herzog: yes, he is Betrüben death otter Henson: I suppose it’s important to let kids know sadness is a valuable emotion, this? Herzog: this is Zerfallen, the Lion of Entropy Henson: and this? Herzog: Gogo silly penguin

The best social media is just century-old vaudeville bits

How does anyone in any corporation see headlines like this and think "Ahh, but it'll be different for us"

All of the code. Your move, video games

I think this misunderstands what happened here: the only thing this idea missed on was the unnecessary self-balancing. Everything less complicated about it has survived and forced our cities to adapt to medium-speed personal electric mobility vehicles

what a banger

He's a Lich girl, Imhotep came back Cause the dark magic made him lose his way You misdefined the late '90s Mummy You misdefined the late '90s Mummy

KING: The world is full of wrongness. All is corrupt and we must seek out something pure, give ourselves for it, sacrifice and lose everything we are for it KOONTZ: okay so there's this special dog, right

Kay Hanley has made less than $1,500 for her ‘Josie and the Pussycats’ voicework. She’s now fighting for back pay: ‘Watch the movie. That’s my voice coming out of Rachael Leigh Cook’s mouth.’

I was raised on these streets

Well. Today is stressful but I can make it through. Hope everything stays nice and normal. BRAIN: I'm going to cue up the ending theme to @gamechanger.dropout.tv on repeat in here, will that be okay? It's only like 30 seconds long so we can go through it a bunch of times

Every single line of Back to the Future 2

THE ARRIVAL OF A TRAIN AT LA CIOTAT 2 THIS TIME THE TRAIN IS REAL

New app: do you want to enable notifications? Me: I don't even want to have this phone

[my eyes rolling back in my head] Austin Powers' secret son will be a tech bro with no game. A Pygmalion situation will ensue after the word "rizz" is overused. Josh Brolin will inexplicably cameo

For anyone in the Chicagoland area: Jewel-Osco in Skokie on Central Ave. has these!

I'm posting for one person at a time, and that person is the person who sees my post and says "not for me, thanks." I respect you so much, and your rejection is both understandable and constructive, thank you

bluesky

This is awful. The neglect that talented people behind the microphone experience is hidden because they're involved with big things and people assume that means they're treated well. That it can instead still screw people *years later* is a stain on the industry and everyone that allows it

The Backrooms is an office building/furniture store but not a mattress store because imagine walking into an infinite hallway of comfy new beds. I would fight whatever physical manifestation of mental health I need to, just let me stay, this is MINE

Tearfully shutting down my Phil Collins LLM after it attempts to parse Sussudio and the lyrics force it to live within an Event Horizon-style hell scenario

Son of Austin Powers, played by Timothée Chalamet. His accent is withered and thin. He never seems horny enough. Sharing this vision brings me no pleasure

Counterpoint: Probably want to go ahead and schedule one of these every 3-5 years to make sure you don't have any latent green goblinism lurking in your city

Sleepwalkers: I have never met another living soul who remembers this show, and yet Naomi Watts (?!?) was in it

Big problem is that tech creators want people to think they've invented magic star trek technologies, but our tech capabilities require the magic tech to be supported by shit that's not miniaturized yet. Same problem with trying to do VR in 1996 with a 20 pound helmet. Also you look like a perv dork

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I must find and kill the Bigfoot

I don't think I have enough followers to do this, but here's a question for anyone listening: What's that thing on your face

Saw a post earlier today saying it was weird that we all feel the need to riff on a handful of weird things every day like that lady doing the cheeto video but I view it the opposite way where every day all posters get our assigned Iron Chef set up and bring forward our special dishes to the judges

Always has been

We used to have an emoticountry :(

ME: doctors are low-key goated when paIN is the vibe NURSE AT THE OTHER END OF THE ROOM: Yeah. Terminal velocity, apparently his chute didn't open but I guess he hit the soft part of the landfill where they threw away all of that Nickelodeon Gak in the early '00s

Tearfully shutting down my Phil Collins LLM after it attempts to parse Sussudio and the lyrics force it to live within an Event Horizon-style hell scenario

The UK Bluesky ban INCLUDES Space Ace, but also EXCLUDES anyone who understands that reference

You couldn't make The Office today because you are not prepared at all. It takes months, maybe years of writing and planning to film a sitcom. Not to mention working out the financing. Who the hell do you think you are

Workshopping a timeless heirloom in commemoration

Everyone who's rich, hated and works to make people miserable could be just as rich, and do the exact same amount of work to make people happy, comfortable, or safe at some fundamental level, then be loved by millions. But they don't want to do that, because they're stupid

Congratulations to the Knicks! Now onto their biggest challenge: learning how to love again

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Oh my god. We were the dogs all along