Okay, so! The soulmark is the first words you hear your soulmate say—not necessarily TO you, but in general. This can make things particularly complicated for popular singers. After every performance, LWJ has to field at least one fan with one of his lyrics for a soulmark. It’s exhausting.

Shout-out to my discord friends for inspiring one of my fave headcanons: LWJ's dick is so big because he's trans and has enlarged his tdick with cultivation. He studied the diagrams and techniques, but has no reference for a normal size so he just keeps making it bigger.

Speaking of which if you've never read this page, there are some GOOD tricks in here: archiveofourown.org/admin_posts/...

This of course also works the other way if you are looking *for* all the [whatever]tober works; just take the NOT out.

Omg it's sex with robots day

I wish I could make perfume tiktoks so that brands would send me free stuff but it would never work and I'd be bad at it

Oh happy international translation day!

Twilight Lands (sold) -- my fourth piece for my solo show @gallerynucleus.bsky.social

Finally got my hands on a sample of santal 33. The verdict: it smells absolutely nothing like all the other perfumes that everyone claims smell the same.

The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video

Once again I have proof that doing things alone always works better than trying to do them with others

Thinking about... wangxian......

@epistemology.bsky.social commissioned me to draw a reimagined illustration of the Phoenix Mountain Kiss. In this version, LWJ doesn’t run away just as WWX kisses back. It ended up with a very wrecked, sweaty WWX getting his boobas fondled. Yeah, this extremely was fun. THANKS EPI!!!!

Surprise #slutxiansunday for protection against the horrors of the coming week. 😜❤️ #🔞 #wangxian #mdzs #threadfics TW somno, free use

now that it's october im legally allowed to post this

Some amazing gay history. Listen up kids.

For the first time in a long time I want to grow my hair long

Chapter 5 of (Re)making history to find you is up! "You never get a second chance to make a first impression" (on your future mother-in-law) The title pretty much tells you what the chapter is about. I hope you like my take on Madam Lan in this. archiveofourown.org/works/671690...

His pride and joy Dadji allows him to pet his two fave rabbits #mdzs

13, 14/??? (I hope translation makes any sense, but I'm not sure)

11, 12/??? *"xia sini" has an homophone, meaning "to scare you to death"

9, 10/???

I like my new candle

the preferred term last time i checked is dualsex, for those who want another tag but just don't know what to use!

Sometimes (like rn) I think about that head canon (??) I read from someone else that wwx likes spicy AF food because spice hid the flavor of rot and mold on the things he ate on the street, and... 😭😭

I hate that all the perfumes I like are so weak 😔

it's so nice to see what a functioning judiciary looks like "A transgender woman in the East African nation of Kenya has won a landmark court victory in which the judge not only found in her favour, but ordered the government to pass a Transgender Protection Rights Act." fuck yeah

[update] Scheduled: #AO3 will be down for about 20 hours starting at 07:30 UTC on September 26 while we prepare some improvements to collection browsing.

🐰WangXian Fic Rec of the Day🐰 He gets under your skin by Skadiseven Podfic by Spinifexs THIS MODERN AU WAS SOOOO TASTY 😤😤😤😤 Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/277451... Podfic: archive.org/details/he-g...

A comic about CNC kink I've been thinking about for a few years, and I finally decided to sit down and make it.

I hate this new perfume I ordered 😭 I'll keep trying it in case it grows on me but the first application was awful

This morning's entertainment: reading reviews of santal 33 on fragrantica

i’ll never get tired of waking up to this #忘羡 #魔道祖师 #MDZS #wangxian

He naps like a bunny #mdzs #wangxian

🔞NSFW, Cross dressing (+ some gEnDeR feels) Today's Slutxian Sunday thought is Wei Wuxian going shopping for a Halloween costume. He tries to convince his newly minted boyfriend to go with him, but LWJ hates crowds and isn't going to be caught dead in a costume shop the week before Halloween.

Please consider: modern au teenji with a bowl cut and dressed like a mormon missionary 😔

Wwx animation test >< #mdzs

Thinking about a #wangxian wrong number trope where lwj is a sex therapist who gets a dirty text from an unknown number. He is unphased, given his profession, but he's also unimpressed. After a bewildered moment, he goes into his doc of prepared material, copies a link, and composes his reply.

Got free tickets to the Great Gatsby musical, I just have to hang out with some people that I only kind of like hanging out with to go

rape kink is also fine if you fantasize about being the perpetrator btw. if being a victim in your fantasies is fine, so is being a predator.

if you must be online may i point out that project gutenberg is still around and still has basically every book written before 1910 for free

i want wangxian to have an open relationship specifically so wei wuxian can kiss and be kissed by literally everyone

Twin Jades!! The delight of pestering your baby brother #mdzs

at the risk of being a buzzkill be super careful about what info you put out on the internet, especially where you work

Saw these two absolute king-level bros on our drive home and I had to immortalize them:

Quickly tested some new procreate watercolor brushes to draw wangxian #mdzs #wangxian

Boop #mdzs / #wangxian / #lanwangji / #weiwuxian / #skincreature