Today in silly things to be upset about: The living room TV has a better signal that the bedroom TV, especially on rainy days, so it would be reasonable to binge-watch a series there but I don't wanna.

Have you seen alphabet soup? Well, I made some soup for my niblings and just noticed that it's sign language soup 👌🏼

Twin Jades!! The delight of pestering your baby brother #mdzs

Neighbors Wangxian meeting because they have a chubby black and white cat they both think is only theirs, but the cat is actually two-timing them 😆 WWX named him Suibian. LWJ named him Bichen. But it's the same cat. The only solution must be to live together, then 🤷‍♀️

I hate patriotic sentimentalism but I also love pozole so viva México I guess 🇲🇽

Dad came for a quick visit because he lost his charger and I have a spare one, but the doggos have decided to sit on top of him and now he's trapped. He has already tucked them in with their warm blankets because it's a cold morning, and apparently hell just stay there.

When your pajamas are so silky that you fall from your bed from a sleepy turn 😬

Thinking of metal Dadxian. Like, all the tattoos, long hair, black outfit and all that but he's carrying a lil kid around. Maybe A-Yuan has a miniature version of a leather jacket. Just picture them and tell me how in the world would LWJ not fall for them.

Look at my dragonji hair claw 😉 🐉💙🌫️

WWX at the WQ/Mianmian wedding

DadJi: Carefully braiding his children's hair, so softly they almost fall asleep on him. DadXian: Using the vacuum hack to make a semi-neat ponytail (which also makes the kids laugh, so it's a double win)

I'm watching Bon appetit Your Majesty and now I'm thinking of celebrated chef LWJ ending up in the YLLZ's court. YLLZ is a tyrant from ancient times, but LWJ can win his favor by preparing the best dishes for his discerning palate. If only the YLLZ wasn't so irritating 😤

Torta + Tamal

Lingerieji, my beloved 💙

Random headcanon of the day: Office worker LWJ, outwardly a boring man. Always pristine, always a serious, efficient worker but not very social. What people don't know is that he likes to wear lingerie underneath his suits.

I know I'm not the first person to say this but modern cultivator WWX would totally do skateboard tricks on his sword. But then, if he loses his core, he would not be able to anymore 🥺 So LWJ *would* learn skateboard tricks AND how to do them with WWX at his side, because Love

What if WWX accidentally sneaked into the women's section of Cloud Recesses that first time, only to meet closeted Transji looking furious and ready to kick his ass? 😡

TransXian, casually: Ohhh, you know what I really want right now? A squirt! It would really hit the spot. LWJ: 😳 WWX: I don't usually drink sodas but sometimes you're just in the mood, y'know? LWJ: 😵‍💫

Bikers WWX and WN would look very fierce and all but they would stop to help people on the regular like these guys here:

Wei Wuxian latino sería la clase de persona que le diría "Te amo.... Te ha mordido un perro" a LWJ para carcajearse después (y por eso LWJ latino es una bola de frustración)

Imagine a post canon de-aged LQR. He ends up under Wangxian's protection while they turn him back and he overhears WWX teasing LWJ about the rules (ohh, you got me alcohol? But alcohol is forbidden, dear husband!) so 5 year old LQR is like "this is my fave person, the one who knows all the rules".

Thinking of goth lesbian Wen Qing getting married in a black dress and carrying a carnivorous plant bouquet or something else completely Extra.

Teacherxian and single Dadji have never met, but WWX has heard enough about him from A-Yuan that when he stumbles upon a handsome man at the market he goes "oh you're the dad of one of my kids!" LWJ: 😳 I will take responsibility! WWX: I mean I'm A-Yuan's teacher LWJ: 😬

I got a yellowish green cat-eye nail polish that is supposed to be inspired by kiwi 🥝 and my mom just told me "I love your Shrek nails!" 💀

Train to Busan AU but NMJ is that strong guy protecting his pregnant hubby LXC...

Very excited to finally be able to share this piece I did for the RBB!

New fic for the @MdzsRbb!!! For a stunning piece by @teleportwarning.bsky.social And these shadows keep on changing (M, 10.5k) 👻 Modern cultivation 👻 Ghost girls 💅 👻 Genius WWX 👻 Pining and miscommunication 👻 Kinda case fic? archiveofourown.org/works/69767371

Tonight in sad thoughts before bed: Imagine modern LWJ, looking up the Panorama/street view of an address in Baidu maps for Reasons and catching sight of his late best friend (and hopeless crush) WWX captured for posterity in a place he used to frequent when he was still alive.

Since I learned that the sound effect for the nazgûl's fell beasts was made based on donkey sounds, I keep thinking of WWX arriving at new places with Lil Apple and inspiring such fear with his noisy, grumpy donkey that there are wild stories about his demonic mount 🤭 🫏

Thinking of WWX being broke af and someone suggesting dog walking for some easy money but obviously that's something that he will never do. One day NHS is like "hey would you walk Da-Ge's iguana? He's too busy but Baxia needs sun" And that's how WWX becomes an exotic pet walker

Ok, but hear me out: De-aged Lil Apple, being pampered and loved and temporarily not-so-grumpy after a night hunting accident with a rogue curse. Then, after the de-aging incident is dealt with, WWX is happy to have his beloved donkey back to normal, grumpiness and all.

Vaccination day for the doggos, now they're little sad lumps in their beds. Send good vibes for them 🐕🐕

A Series of Unfortunate events but it's the Junior quartet going from a bad situation to a worse one during MDZS. Meanwhile, Hanguang-jun writes overdramatic love letters to his darling, dearest, dead Wei Ying.

Thinking of autistic LWJ being silent most of the time but WWX figures out he's obsessed with rabbits and knows everything about them. WWX starts asking LWJ about rabbits so when they're together, LWJ just talks and talks and everyone is baffled to see him even open his mouth.

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Sometimes depression kicks my ass by giving me sleepless nights but spending one watching the Argentinian bottom of the sea livestream is not such a bad thing

I'm so excited to post my new fic, which is part of the RBB and the art is absolutely fantastic 😍 Seriously, sometimes during the process I just kept looking at it instead of writing. In a few weeks you too will be able to experience it.

Years ago I read a short story in a sci-fi anthology in which government surveillance keot growing. One of the characters refused to use some technology because of it, and another character went with the flow but eventually understood the oppression and decided to deflect or join the rebels

Somehow related: I feel so bad when I stumble upon my faves as business majors by choice. Why do that to them? 99% don't deserve such fate. Orcas for those people as well.

This is a good moment to remind everyone that Zionists and Zionist supporters can go fuck themselves. Don't let the door hit you on the way out of my socials.

hold him close 💙 #MDZS #MoDaoZuShi #魔道祖师 #wangxian

Once again a coworker who always asks me for little favors sent me a chat like "hey how are you?" and then just didn't say anything when I answered less than a minute later. It's been more than an hour. Maybe only initiate conversation when you're ready to chat?

Imagine adult LWJ who still checks his school crush WWX's social media to see what he's doing (he's talented at everything!) and to catch a glimpse of his handsome face years after they've stopped talking. Then one day WWX posts the pic of a tiny baby fist holding his finger and cute emojis 🥹

Ok but consider: WWX lovingly and carefully braiding LWJ's hair, each strand touched with utmost tenderness until he's *almost* sleepy from it... ...And then fucking LWJ from behind and holding him by the braid he just completed.

Wangxian office AU where one of them has a silly typo in an email...

Wangxian get baby A-Yuan and obviously a couple of months later they're practically sleep-deprived zombies. So LXC, as the excellent brother and uncle he is, volunteers to take care of A-Yuan for a weekend. He already had plans with his best friend NMJ but he'll understand, right?

Starling is such a lovely name for a bird, especially compared to some of the more unhinged names that birds often have. Also I have a soft spot for starlings. Long ago, an injured one landed in our backyard and never left. He was a noisy nuisance but also hilarious.

I know I constantly talk about MetalXian (which is such a delicious concept to me) but hear me out: Metalhead!NMJ He'd be such a powerhouse 🤘🏽

Omg, absolutely incredible reason for AO3 to have been down hachyderm.io/@vashti/1147... (alt text at original)