Thinking of a Mickey 17 AU where poor WWX is an expendable for the Wens and then one day he's supposed to die by the Xuanwu but he doesn't and when he comes back, his next copy (MXY) is already active, even though they're not supposed to be alive at the same time.

Haha a lil earthquake to start the year

WWX surprises everyone –even himself– by visiting his hometown for the first time in years. He'll be in time for new year! He's more surprised to find that not only LWJ is visiting home too (he comes back every year, because he's a filial child) but he told the townspeople he's dating WWX.

Photographer WWX who isn't well liked among his adoptive family's circles because he went and used his very expensive education and fine art lessons to become a boudoir photographer. They think it's vulgar, but WWX just likes the intimacy and honesty of it.

My headcanon for the day: Wangxian decide to adopt another baby when A-Yuan starts walking, so he can have a sibling near his age. This whole parenting thing has turned out to be lovely and they think the second time will be easier. Wrong.

Teacherxian and single Dadji have never met, but WWX has heard enough about him from A-Yuan that when he stumbles upon a handsome man at the market he goes "oh you're the dad of one of my kids!" LWJ: 😳 I will take responsibility! WWX: I mean I'm A-Yuan's teacher LWJ: 😬

Shout-out to my discord friends for inspiring one of my fave headcanons: LWJ's dick is so big because he's trans and has enlarged his tdick with cultivation. He studied the diagrams and techniques, but has no reference for a normal size so he just keeps making it bigger.

I have a lot of sensory issues that make it hard to brush my teeth without wanting to pull them out one by one, but recently I got a bunch of flavored toothpaste (for example: ice cream or berries) and a water flosser, and they sure make the process kinda tolerable 🪥

An exiled knight is forced to confront his king and former best friend... and the wife that was stolen from him. Together, they rehash the past that tore them apart. books2read.com/u/4APvDq sasseverett.itch.io/the-hand-tha...

Hey folks, the animatic of the Yunmeng extra is finally done! Took me a month to complete and more than 100 frames 🤣 Check it out on YouTube: youtu.be/2oZzgOYXTcc?... #mdzs #wangxian

Besides all the (correct) points others have made about how the use of ai in fanfic writing is unethical, anti-community, anti-creativity and environmentally damaging, I think we should simply consider: if they can't even bother to write it, why would anyone bother to read it?

top4top mutual thigh humping...

I've been watching the Die Hard movies because tho I concede they can be Christmas movies as some people claim, my go-to movies for actual Christmas are the extended LOTR films. Watching other 'Christmas classics' beforehand is my compromise.

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haven’t seen much talk about the tai po fires on my timeline, so i collected some donation resources! - crossroads foundation: www.crossroads.org.hk/tai-po-fire/ - sheng kung hui welfare council: donation.skhwc.org.hk/en/fund-dona...

I just heard someone say "I just feel they're gonna prolapse from all the pressure" and I'm CACKLING. I'm sure he wanted to say "collapse" but this is way funnier.

Modern Cultivation WangXian AU where to "get back" at Lan Wangji for rejecting him, Su She curses Lan Wangji to waste away without true loves kiss, thinking this will teach Lan Wangji for not loving anyone. Lan Wangji tries to hide his curse for as long as he can but eventually

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So an unleashed dog tried to get to Melian and knocked me down in the process. Now I have a badly skinned knee in one leg and what seems like a lightly sprained ankle on the other 🥺 Of course the owner of the unleashed dog disappeared instantly.

Most of the fears I had about adulthood have not become true so far but one I hadn't even considered has: the fact that as time goes by, more and more of my acquaintances fall into one pseudoscientific belief or another.

I could smell something weird somewhere and couldn't find where it came from. Turns out Sophie the dog decided to keep a stash of sliced fruit (that I give her as a treat) under the couch. Ah, dogs.

This totally stemmed from a different conversation, but for some reason I was imagining Frankenstein's creature giving Guillermo del Toro uppies like a cat. 😭🤣💖💖💖💖✨️✨️✨️✨️ #frankenstein #gdt (what's wrong with me LOL)

Fungi creature WWX going "I put the FUN in Fungi 😈"

A little #wangxianmian thought: WWX as LWJ & MM's dance instructor, helping them prepare their wedding dance number. There's sparks on the dancefloor, with both of them. MM is a great dancer and has so much fun with WWX. LWJ is stiffer but very receptive to WWX's direction 💃🏻

I was thinking of adding a nice little painting or illustration for my improvised entrance nook and I came to the conclusion that Truth coming out of her well can be just the thing to receive my guests. Now I just need a nice print of it and an appropriate frame.

Random idea: WWX gets diagnosed with a terminal illness and during his whole process, someone suggests he should do a living funeral and he agrees. He's pretty resigned to saying goodbye. But then he meets LWJ, the funeral director in charge of the ceremony.

Trying to replace the headband in my nicest headphones without having to do all that disassembling 😭

My body is a machine that turns all the liquids I consume into snot 🤧

So... I have a fuck ton of books. For the most part I just store them by size in whatever nook I find for them because my house is quite small and there's so many. But if I wanted to keep a registry of them and start a more organized filing system, What would you recommend?

Thinking of WWX and Mianmian actually dating because they're exploring together, to see if they like being in a relationship. It's a very loose arrangement, mostly they just do fun things together and talk a lot. It's comforting to have a person to share stuff with, y'know?

I installed a wifi mesh, let's hope this frees me from eternal device frustration

WWX blowing raspberries in LWJ's abs. (That's it, that's the tweet) (I don't care if this is bluesky, I call them tweets anyway)

Having to explain to tourists friends about the peeing monkeys for your head that you can buy at Chapultepec is always hilarious 😂 (and the monkey daycare when you visit the castle)

I don't picture LWJ as a vtuber really but it'd be funny if he did horror movie reactions where people recommend the scariest things just to try to catch a reaction out of his perpetual poker face. Somehow fan WWX always recs the things that actually scare LWJ.

WWX was taken in but when it came to his birthdays, he never got a party. He got a small generic cake and his siblings singing a birthday song to him. He got some gifts from friends, even received some cards at school.

Thinking of WWX preparing his Halloween costumes (plural) weeks in advance, making sure everything looks perfect (either very lifelike, disgusting and/or funny). Meanwhile LWJ dressed in white as usual but with fake rabbit ears and painted-on whiskers.

What if Wangxian adopt MXY and they obviously love spooky season because WWX is a certified Halloween Boy™, but MXY has never gone trick r treating/wore a Halloween costume, so now Wangxian spend the month leading up to Halloween helping him make his own first costume? 🥺

WWX's partner breaks up with him because they got a crush on LWJ when they saw him at a party, so WWX copes by chatting with everyone at the party and teasing LWJ, which ends up with Wangxian getting married soon after. The ex partner: 🤡

WWX who loves to watch horror films because he loves spooky, creepy and scary things, but he always ends up crying because the ghost had a sad backstory or something like that. My boy has a lot of empathy for the dead 🥺

Hehe I'm connected to the YLLZ

Recently, I had to go no-contact with a family member and it's sad that it means also cutting down on contact with other people I care about, but it was necessary. I'm fine for the most part but sometimes I want to share something with someone and I remember that now it's more complicated.

I tend to be wary of crime AUs because I simply can't get into the whole fiction crime aesthetic that most (usually white) folks cook up. My one exception is heist AUs. My boy WWX was made for them. He's smart, chaotic and morally against art-hoarding millionaires.

I just saw a meme that was basically "Missionary so I can look you in the eye as I tell you all about class struggles and the revolution" and now I'm picturing grad student WWX putting that in his profile to be silly. Most people just laugh but LWJ is like "Yes, please".

Cuando llega la temporada en que mucha gente ve Coco, me vuelve a dar coraje que toda la película se basa en que hay fronteras y trámites en el mundo de los muertos jaja. Imagínense a los pobres difuntos que tienen que trabajar en la aduana en el único día en que puedes volver

I love, support, and wholeheartedly agree with all “Wen Ning: kindergarten teacher” head canons. I also feel compelled to point out that his classroom management *will* need work in his first couple years on the job, based on this scene. 😂

Today I tried out this pan de muerto flavored ice cream (with a mini pan de muerto on top). Yummy! Also they have the mini pan de muertos right there and they're so cute! And they even have milkshakes, my mom had one and it was great. A good day for a pan de muerto enjoyer.

I wish I could go to every pan de muerto event in this city, but alas, there's simply no time and there's pan de muerto everywhere. Still, I'm going to several tastings of unusual pan de muerto versions and a pan de muerto fest. 💀

Los mexicanos medimos la economía en picafresas

I just love it when Baxia is a temperamental cat that only likes LXC. I adore it when it's a tiny, perfectly groomed Pomeranian. I lose it when Baxia is an exotic, potentially dangerous pet that NMJ treats as harmless. All the modern pet Baxias are good Baxias.

Btw my recently posted rock band LQR headcanon originated as a different one that grew from a silly dream and I need to tell you all about it because it was hilarious: