this is my new favorite wikipedia article en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yaoi_hole

So, early this morning at work, the first three notes of this song started playing on my computer, and I started thinking about lwj's 13 years of grief, and so I spent three minutes trying to hold back the sobbing that wanted to accompany the tears streaming down my face. 🙃 #wangxian #mdzs

Ugh. It's been almost 9 hours since I received very unwelcome news at work, and I feel like all the joy has been sucked out of life. ... It probably doesn't help that I have hormone shit going on rn. Lol

Fun fact: I can't actually type out the word "Wednesday" without sounding it out by syllable. Lol

A woman so mysterious, she's left out of the annals (glass window depictions??) of history? But gossip is forbidden, after all, wwx! Lol #mdzs #ficwip #mdzsww #wipwed #wipwednesday #wordgamewednesday

Really thought I was done crying over Naruto and Sasuke. It's the year of Beyonce 2025, ffs. But nope. Here we are. 😭

If lwj was going to pull a Gone Girl and also abscond with the Wen remnants, do you think he should "Gone" before or after hiding the Wens? I was originally thinking after, but now I'm thinking before, so that wwx would be distracted enough for the Wens to slip away. This may be fic related. #mdzs

rp if you still wear a mask in public settings in 2025 💘 don't wanna hear about it if you don't 💘

Heard another song while grabbing lunch that could be a fun tiny fic. A spicy tiny fic. 😏

Had a desire to catch up on all the #Naruto SNS fic I've missed the last few years, and I ran across a tag that said something like "no beta we die like everyone Kakashi ever loved" and I... 😢😢

Surprise #slutxiansunday for protection against the horrors of the coming week. 😜❤️ #🔞 #wangxian #mdzs #threadfics TW somno, free use

As a great lover of food, almost nothing breaks my heart more than characters stopping in the middle of cooking or eating to bang. Couldn't be me. 😂😂

Chapter 5 of (Re)making history to find you is up! "You never get a second chance to make a first impression" (on your future mother-in-law) The title pretty much tells you what the chapter is about. I hope you like my take on Madam Lan in this. archiveofourown.org/works/671690...

I opened bsky to post, "I cannot for the life of me remember what I had for lunch yesterday," but I only got as far as, "I cannot for the life of me remember," and I remembered. This is the socmed equivalent of going back to the room where you had a thought to remember what that thought was.

I'm just wondering this afternoon... What was jgy's endgame with nmj's fierce corpse? Like, using him for anything risked a Lan being able to use Inquiry if they stumbled upon him terrorizing the Jins' latest target? IDK Just seems super risky to leave the guy you murdered around like that. #mdzs

AO3 is back while I'm still at work, so I have been saved from having to confront my draft document(s) of my current wip(s). 😅

I guess... if AO3 is down for that long... I could just... continue to write my own fic. 😒

Actor LWJ is famous for a period drama role where he was brilliant as HGJ but his main co-star didn't quite reach his level. One day at a con, fan WWX cosplays as the show's love interest YLLZ and when they meet LWJ blurts out that he looks better than the original.

Wangxian lil family ❤️❤️❤️❤️ #MDZS #Wangxian

Sometimes (like rn) I think about that head canon (??) I read from someone else that wwx likes spicy AF food because spice hid the flavor of rot and mold on the things he ate on the street, and... 😭😭

I dreamt The Cloud Recesses was a mattress shop and, you know what? Makes sense. 🌫️🛏️😴 Now imagine LWJ as an employee. He dislikes making small talk but will gladly explain the technical differences between all the products to help people get what they need for a restful, healthy sleep.

Fanart for a WangXian bad ending AU fic: Point of No Return by @thiscatdraws.bsky.social 💙❤️ #MDZS

Hump day, bump day! /The broken-hearted call me up When they don't know what else to do And every song is a reminder Of the love that they once knew/ #mdzs #wangxian

Is it weird to be thinking about a sexy sequel to a fic you haven't even written yet? Is it also weird to be more excited about the title of the sexy sequel than the contents of it? 😂😂

Here's a random thought about Kakashi that I've apparently never realized before: He no longer has the Sharingan, but he probably still retains the knowledge of all the jutsu he copied. He's probably still just as dangerous as he was before. That's neat.

Thinking about a #wangxian wrong number trope where lwj is a sex therapist who gets a dirty text from an unknown number. He is unphased, given his profession, but he's also unimpressed. After a bewildered moment, he goes into his doc of prepared material, copies a link, and composes his reply.

Purple hugs 💜🎵 | my fanart 2020 #MDZS #WangXian #魔道祖师

i’ll never get tired of waking up to this #忘羡 #魔道祖师 #MDZS #wangxian

I'm wasting time tonight re-reading some of my old Naruto fics, and damn, did I know a lot about Japanese culture. Obviously, I still know it, but 4 years later, it's buried under Chinese wedding customs and rankings of the imperial concubines. 🤣🤣

Thinking about a #wangxian wrong number trope where lwj is a sex therapist who gets a dirty text from an unknown number. He is unphased, given his profession, but he's also unimpressed. After a bewildered moment, he goes into his doc of prepared material, copies a link, and composes his reply.

Chapter 4 is up!! And it is super long 😅 archiveofourown.org/works/671690...

I've posted another tiny fic! #mdzs #wangxian ♥️ The Love That They Once Knew 🪄 Modern with Magic 🫂 Emotional Hurt/Comfort archiveofourown.org/works/71110496

Wei Ying melting 🫠 #mdzs #魔道祖师 #art #fanart

Steamroller Blues in my pants 😂

I know I just bumped this earlier this week, but as I'm indulging in a milk and honey pedicure this morning, I thought I'd shamelessly plug this tiny fic again. Lol #mdzs #wangxian

As I'm contemplating the spectrum of people who use too many commas and those who use too few, another college memory has surfaced: Had a professor who assigned his own book for the course, and I spent a bit of time wondering if I should point out the typos he and his editor missed.

Friday morning thoughts: I'm harkening back to a time in college when I got into a mild disagreement with a classmate on the use of "ground" vs "floor." Fifteen years later, he's still wrong.

Just finished up another tiny fic. Just have to sit on it a bit to make sure it's good to go. But I should be posting it soon!

About 2 weeks ago, I gave a snippet of a fight between yzy and an oc, and this week, you can see what led up to that. Oh, yzy, you should really watch out in thinking you're the baddest bitch in the jianghu. Lol #mdzsww #wipwed #ficwip #wipwednesday #wordgamewednesday

Hump day, bump day! (I may have forgotten to bump this last week, lol.) /And then Just like the taste of milk and honey I found The stranger I'd been looking for/ #mdzs #wangxian

I did not write a sad mini fic (I will, though). I watched a stand-up special instead. And now I'm thinking about how wwx fanonically gets fake dating wrong every time, and I want to write something funny where wwx wants to fake date lwj, who agrees because he knows wwx fails at the fake part.

Not feeling great today. Thinking about writing a sad mini fic.

I really love creative marketing, and I ran across some Funyuns this weekend that are sour cream and onion flavor. Except the packaging had "onion" crossed out because Funyuns are already onion flavored. So, they're just... sour cream flavored Funyuns. Brilliant. 😂

Got all dolled up to film a video this morning, took it all off, worked, and then did a workout. Currently at the end of my lunch, and I'm exhausted. I haven't worked this hard in weeks. 😩

Share your favorite covers as a timeline cleanse Really fond of this Harry Chapin cover by The Smothers Brothers youtu.be/2aDIjmuy7-c?...

In a rare change up, here's a #mdzs anthem of the day for jgy, maybe even 3zun. "(You're the) Devil in Disguise" - Elvis Presley, 1968 /You fooled me with your kisses You cheated and you schemed Heaven knows how you lied to me You're not the way you seemed/ (Like, that's literally him, right?)

Coming up with new abo terminology to vibe with the plot is hard. 😩

Thinking about #mdzs ghost in the shell, where yllz wwx is branded a cyber terrorist for his ideas about drifting through the Internet, and after a siege against him, his ghost is thought scattered and lost to the void and his shell destroyed. 13 years later, his ghost is forced into mxy's shell.

Finally have chapter 3 up of (Re)making history to find you! archiveofourown.org/works/671690... This chapter brings in my love of the ghost girls. Next chapter will see wwx in Gusu.

Just tried pumpkin spice for the first time. Not a fan.