Me, when I first heard about Kalshi: People are fucking stupid if they buy into this. [Proceeds to ignore it] Me, watching Last Week Tonight's episode on prediction markets:

Did I just outline the hook of a crack smut fic featuring Qixian? ... Maybe.

And Jesus said unto his disciples, "Check this shit out." And the water became tequila shots, and the disciples did then get totally tanked.

We must find the source of audacity and destroy it.

I like bluesky because it feels so much like tumblr 1. barely works 2. userbase is annoying (affectionate)(not that affectionate) 3. being queer on here feels like I’m actively participating in ruining some tech company’s investment

To finish it

I’m tired

“Why does [insert thing here] suck now” is reliably answered by a) private equity, b) AI, or c) both

I finished uploading the rest of the thread lol

HELLO?

I just started watching Community and omg 🤣

Listen. Modern au where 40-something Lan Zhan is getting his third master's degree, sitting in young (30-something) professor Wei Ying's advanced physics class, and is somehow failing because he's too distracted by the professor to listen to the lecture. 😂 (ANCIENT Xitter thread repost 🔞)

From Chapter 9 of TFORM... I still can't decide if this is too dumb and rambly and needs to be cut, or if it's good and should be kept, but happy #WIPWednesday to those who celebrate. Lol

Being traumatized sucks. Lol

sometimes you just gotta reread your own fic. it's like someone wrote that shit just for you!! 🔥

Coming in 2072: Toy Story 69: The Last One, We Swear... But Not Like The Last 66 Times We Said that. We Mean It This Time. For Sure. It's Still A Good Franchise. The Horse Isn't Dead. It's Just Sick. And Really, It Can't Truly Be Dead If It Was Born Again Through Christ Who Is Our Savior.

Younger alpha Lan Xichen wants to put up a massive Live/Laugh/Love wall decal in the family room upstairs, but his older omega partner (Jiang Cheng) won't hear of it. #xicheng #mdzs #threadfics

Sorted my thoughts about censorship, so I can stop thinking about it.

Ooh I just remembered a wlw Wangxian idea I had with apothecary WWX who helps mistreated wives poison their abusive husbands...

Someday, I WILL write a Wangxian Pride and Prejudice AU. IT'S GONNA HAPPEN.

Did "Read The Fine Print, Wei Wuxian!" get rec'd somewhere? I've had an odd surge of kudos that seem to center around that fic in particular... Not complaining, obv, just curious. Lol

more relevant than ever today

I have only watched like, 10 minutes of this movie, by WHY would a guy whose SPECIAL INTEREST is SHARKS want to kill a shark??? Doesn't make sense. Catch one? Sure, but kill it? No!

I have somewhat arbitrarily decided that my half-birthday (today, April 12th) is Margot's birthday. It's probably pretty accurate, give or take a few days... So say happy birthday to Margot! She's 3!

I seriously do not know how no one ever figured out I was autistic. How did I get all the way into my twenties before it was ever even suggested to me? It doesn't make sense.

Found this on twitter so I thought I share it here

i’m certain that if i obsess about a fictional character enough again that will Fix Me

In my "butter scraped over too much bread" era...

Apparently, the IRS thinks I owe them money from 2022. I PAID TAXES IN 2022, THANK YOU.

Hey, y'all! So I was counting on my DailyP@y from the shift I worked yesterday to enable me to... Take the bus to work today and eat food at work today and make a p@yment... But apparently it's on a pretty big effin delay. The app said it would take max 24 hours, but my shift ended at 10pm, so...

Me, sitting on the bus, listening to lo-fi, writing the worst night of Wangxian's lives (so far):

Thinking about my old sapphic Wangxian Mulan AU... *sighs wistfully* BUT MY WIPS! MY TIME-SENSITIVE WIPS!

Here's a WIP I haven't actually done much with recently but have been thinking about a lot... Happy #WIPWednesday to those who celebrate. Lol

WOOOO THE BOYYYYYYS

Stolen from the skyline lol I'm bored

Dear @bsky.app , My Internet is fine. AI broke your website.

Going absolutely feral reading porn on the bus 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tired of the old "elf on a shelf" nonsense? Canada GOTCHU.

Lan Wangji and the baddie he pulled by being autistic 💙❤️ #MDZS #WangXian #WeiWuxian

It's Easter somewhere, and if I don't post this now, I WILL forget about it. 🤣

It's Easter somewhere, and if I don't post this now, I WILL forget about it. 🤣

Vibe coding? Heh. AI is inevitable. Yall are just afraid of the future *smirk* 😏

When someone randomly comments on the fic that you don't like to talk about lmaooooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

可愛い狐羨 cute Foxxian #MDZS #WangXian

Me, reading through TFORM to hopefully get back into the groove so I can keep going: A PUPPY. LAN WANGJI IS JUST A PUPPY. A CUTE, LOYAL, FEISTY, FLUFFY PUPPY. I LOVE HIMMMM.

SCREAMING THIS FROM THE FUCKING ROOFTOPS

Reminding myself that I can write whatever the fuck I want. Already wrote this trope? Write it again! Write a different pairing to get a wider audience? Write the pairing that inspires me the most! I don't write fic to people please, I write fic because I love creating stories that make me happy!

wtf is this real??