Do you ever feel like the dumbest, clunkiest, most awkward individual in the world, and all you're trying to do is be a person and interact with other people? Like you're trying to cram a square peg into a round hole, except you're the peg and social situations are the hole?

Tattoo I want: Rocky from PHM doing their jazz hands with a ribbon that says "Rocky Grace save stars!" and in the background it has "Amaze! Amaze! Amaze!" sprinkled around like stars... Maybe they have Grace's Earth ball in one hand... Y'all, I love Project Hail Mary. It's everything I love.

Courtesy of my extended nightmare last night, chapter 2 of TFORM II will begin with a creepy, angsty nightmare sequence (possibly chock full of foreshadowing and symbolism, as well as just general psychological distress... 👀). Now I can finally start to *actually* write it...

UGH

This image has been killing me bc that’s literally just Dale Gribble

You might need this little soapstone carving of a whale today… (1200-1600 CE, Chumash culture, California, held at Musée des Beaux Arts, Montreal)

It's heckin wimdy

"Wtf is this? It was just fine before! Why change it??? 😡" - when literally anything changes

grace rocky hug therapy~ #projecthailmary #phm #graceandrocky

Long Term Injury #Projecthailmary #PHM #art

a rocky reminder #projecthailmary

not to be dire but you have to get good at being inconvenient before you die or kill yourself trying to need nothing as unobtrusively as possible.

We don't talk enough about the wonderful instrumental arrangements in #TheUntamed/ #CQL. One of my favourite #WangXian things is Wei Wuxian playing alongside Lan Wangji and this calming musical spell, "Rest"《安息》(Ānxī), to pacify resentful energy and soothe troubled souls, is so beautiful 🥹 #cdrama

had this pulled up for my freelancing guide how topical indeed

Cersei Lannister is a cancerous tumor of a person, but I gotta respect her game. The woman is a goddamn icon. "Power is power." "I choose violence." Blowing up the Fucking Sept, killing everyone inside and in the vicinity... Her talent for revenge is unrivaled.

A quick word on Taco Bell: That's where we found the suspected lettuce, and it's not bc Taco Bell is gross. It's bc Taco Bell is REALLY GOOD at tracing product! Keeping track of exactly where they got their ingredients, & exactly what restaurants each shipment of ingredients went to!

Stop scrolling and post two characters that bring you happiness. 🥺 Rocky Grace save stars!

Maybe Hamilton would've lived if he and Burr had just boned.

MDZS au where everything is the same except every time Wei Wuxian closes his eyes in his second life he’s back in the last moments of his first life, filled with despair, anger and anguish, knowing that he’s reached the end of the narrow path and he has nothing left to give

The current US government is what happens when the circus clowns stage a coup.

There are 2 genres of pervert: pervert (affectionate) and pervert (derogatory), and the difference between them—as with all kinky and kink-adjacent things—is ✨consent✨

okay so ive never seen this show before and franky idc about anyone else except for THIS WOMANNNNNNNNNN wHY ISNT SHE THE ONLY MAIN CHARACTER EVER

Just in case y'all haven't heard, there's an email phishing attack going around where you get an e-invitation from someone you know. This week I've gotten two from faux @tananarivedue.bsky.social and one from faux Jim Frenkel of all people. Email the person to double check!

Project Hail Mary is going to live in my brain rent free forever.

It’s Nonbinary Awareness Week (and International Nonbinary People’s Day), which is why we’ve decided to compile a list of 18 nonbinary authors you can read from this week—and all year round! All of these authors have some amazing—and extensive!—backlists that you can check out any time 💛🤍💜🖤

today's lazy opinion corner: while i find foundation in general to be a scam if you struggle with hyperpigmentation/melasma a cushion foundation with titanium dioxide will boost your spf

I'm never going to have kids. I need to stop wanting to have kids.

Hot take: one-shots should not be longer than, like, 15k. 20k, max. Any longer than that should be broken up into at least 3 chapters: beginning, middle, end. I might be really interested in a plot, but if I see that it's a 40k one-shot, I get intimidated and it lives in my tbr bookmarks forever.

I think I spent half of Project Hail Mary weeping... and that is a conservative estimate.

I love Rocky. I would kill and/or die for them.

ICE agents shouldn’t be executing people on the street even if they ARE the target of the warrant

[whispers into the void] post-canon wwx/bratty, age regressed teen lqr... it's so funny, I swear...

NOT SAM NEILL!!! 😭

I said "adolescent" in conversation because I couldn't think of the word "pre-teen"...

My Big 3 + Venus Pantone palette: Libra Sun, Gemini Moon, Pisces Rising, Scorpio Venus - #D986A8 #DDBF67 #87C8C5 #8F3C55. Made with pantonecolors.net/pantone-birth-chart #big3 #pantonechallenge #zodiacpantone Bunch of warm colors, then there's Pisces lmao

Me, on my way to work: 😊🎶 the second I enter the store: 🫩🔫

"Verify your age" I remember when you couldn't use the Internet if someone was using the phone.

uBlock origin to the fucking rescue Add this to your custom filters to get around this bullshit gist.github.com/mary-ext/6e2...

Gosh idek. I've been writing since I was like, 8... but fanfiction in particular? I was probably 12... ALTHOUGH, when I was probably 10 I hand-wrote a play where the main characters were twins that 100% were based on the twins in Those Books (you know the ones).

I have a bachelor's degree in writing 10-page papers without having done the reading. It's a dying art, apparently. 🥲

Man, the red scare is hitting me with a vengeance today 😭 I've taken ibuprofen, Excedrin...

Emporer Lan Wangji sat prepared for nightly meditation and sleep while the servants —masked, heads bowed perfect posture in sync—walked backwards One suddenly lifted eyes and made direct eye contact - a serious offence- The smiling silver eyes winked while the emporer sat frozen #MDZS #wangxian

The Disabled Tyrant's Beloved Pet Fish audiobook series is COMPLETE! 💦 All four books are now available for your listening enjoyment. In addition to TGCF, MDZS, and Thousand Autumns!! Please share the word (and the link below) with anyone & everyone! ♥️♥️ #dtbpf #danmei #audiobook #tgcf #mdzs

Modern LWJ who is obsessed with dinosaurs 🦖 but ashamed about it because he is expected to let go of his childish interests Insert WWX who knows too much about everything so can ramble dinosaur facts with LWJ, owns dinosaur merch and willing to go see a dinosaur museum together 🦕 #MDZS #wangxian

Wei Wuxian [drunk] shouting from a rooftop "Esteemed citizens, there's a drunk bunny on loose! Take caution and do not approach. Help me locate him so I can apprehend him" Lan Wangji [also drunk] starts looking for a bunny making it even more difficult to find him #MDZS #LANWANGJI #weiwuxian

"Wei Wuxian, The Friendly Sleep-Paralysis Demon" has tickled my muse. lol

Brain: sharp-toothed Fingers: sharped-tooth