Lan Zhan in this shirt though. "Why are so many people autistic?" Autistics be FUCKIN.

Me, stoned out of my mind and sobbing over Will Smith's 2008 superhero film with a 42% on Rotten Tomatoes "Hancock": THIS 😭 WOULD MAKE 😭 A BEAUTIFUL 😭 WANGXIAN FIC 😭😭😭 THE BRAIN ROT IS BACK, BABYYYYY. GIMME THAT SWEET FUCKIN SEROTONIN.

Here it is: the moment you have all been waiting for. The Folly of Righteous Men A Wangxian Mafia AU brought to you by me, watching The Godfather and absolutely loving it so much more than I expected. Link in the replies. #Wangxian #MDZS #CQL #TheUntamed #Fanfic

I just had a horribly unhinged idea for a dark comedy/political satire... It's fucking hilarious, but oh my god my brain must be broken. When did my sense of humor get so grotesque???

This. This is the ultimate coffee shop AU meetcute. WY doesn't normally do mobile orders. He likes the casual interactions with the baristas, like a freak. So the one time he's not feeling well and decides to give the app a try, of COURSE he fucks it up,

Does ANYONE know where I might find Advance Bravely online? Preferably to download so I can just have it when I feel like watching hilariously bad BL?

Guess who now has a whoooole chapter written? 👀 It's me. I do. ✌️ I'm not going to post it yet, though. After talking about it a little with my therapist, I've decided I need time to get some emotional distance from my work before I share it... So I *hopefully* don't have an RSD meltdown. ❤️

I just realized what day it is, and since this is how the stars decided to align, I might as fucking well give y'all a teeny little taste in honor of #WIPWednesday CW. Violence/gore mention #MDZS

Now, I have 2 chapters mostly outlined... Plus a couple of key events in act one.

I know I haven't been on here in a while, and I won't go into detail, but I have some bad news... I just watched the first two Godfather films... and now I'm having Thoughts. Wangxian thoughts. BUT IT'S SO FUCKING PLOT HEAVY. WHAT IS MY PROBLEM?

Hi! I'm low-key working on a novel... what's up? how's everyone doing?

#MrDarcy 🤝 #LanWangji Handsome ✅ Rich ✅ Autistic ✅ Popularly believed to be utterly joyless, proud, and standoffish✅ Actually incredibly selfless, soft, and kind ✅ A lovesick idiot but only for one (1) person who thought he was utterly joyless and took great pleasure in making fun of him ✅

In terms of original fiction, what is your personal opinion on 1st- vs 3rd-person POV? 1️⃣ 1st-person is the best. 2️⃣ 3rd-person is the best. 3️⃣ I like both equally. 4️⃣ I'm a weirdo who prefers 2nd-person (I tease!) 📊 Show results

My brain is so weird. Months of nothing and the first little tidbit of inspiration I get is omega/omega wangxian of all things. I don't write omega/omega wangxian. I don't read it. I've never cared for it. But I need soft and warm wangxian where omega LWJ teaches omega WWX, who has never known

Hellooooooo! I've been in hell! Housing insecurity is great! Debilitating anxiety is great! My creativity is taking an extended leave of absence. There is no brain space available for it. I hate this. ❤️

I'm so stupid. But I love #PrideAndPrejudice

Book sales have been super slow this month. If you guys could give this a boost or would consider checking it out I would super appreciate!!

I fucking love Frenchie. He's my favorite character in The Boys. Idk what it is about genius, tormented, chaotic, bisexual dumbasses who have committed atrocities... but I love them.

OH HELL NO. I DID NOT JUST LOSE HOURS OF WORK IN A GODDAMN THREAD. FUCK ME I'M GONNA ACTUALLY CRY 😭😭

I... had... a thought. Dangerous, I know, but hear me out. An Inception #Wangxian AU Dream walker WWX is blackmailed into taking a job that involves getting close to and entering the dreams of an old flame… the recently elevated CEO of Gusu Enterprises, LWJ.

Does Lan Wangji snore? 1️⃣ Yes. So loud it's comical. 2️⃣ Yes, but at a normal, white noise volume 3️⃣ Yes, but only the occasional honking snore 4️⃣ Absolutely not. 📊 Show results

Laughing because I just received the first comment ever on a Yaoyang fic I posted 2 chapters of to Ao3 3 years ago and it said "WHERE'S THE REST?" Girl, no one cares about my rarepair and it's hard enough to get myself to write shit even with some encouraging feedback to spur me on. lmao

#mdzs i just rly love and cherish that xue yang can't fucking fight

Omega Wei Ying + Womb Tattoo = 🔥

4年間で大分縮んだ気がする😌

I know it's too late for WIP Wednesday, but I just keep forgetting about it... I might be slacking, but I need y'all to know I'm not doing *nothing*... So here's a bit from the new chapter I'm working on for Kingslayer.

HEAR ME OUT: Jin Guangyao and Xue Yang. I have shipped them since the very beginning for this EXACT REASON.

Y'all, I'm not about to write RPF, but goddamn I had a plot idea HEAVILY inspired by the fact that Luigi is probably gonna get released on a fucking technicality and I'm fairly certain he didn't do it anyway. I could DEFINITELY make it Wangxian.

There's no coming back from the incense burner extras. I'm pretty sure reading them even once fundamentally alters your brain chemistry.

#mdzs #wangxian Wei Ying being dragged on a cruise as a guest to Jiang Yanli and Jin Zixuan’s wedding. His plus one bailed at the last minute. He doesn’t really fit in with the Jiang anymore and as much as he loves his ‘jiejie’, it’s her wedding and he doesn’t want to third wheel all the time.

In any other situation, I'd never use a slur, but when I sit and watch Word of Honor, all I want to do when Wenzhou is onscreen is scream "YOU FUCKING F*****S OH MY GOOOOOOOD 😭😭😭" Affectionately, of course. I adore them.

SPREAD THE WORD. Multifandom event. Any ship goes. Writing or art. Use #FrotFestFeb when posting your work so it can be shared/found. Tag your work appropriately. Happy Frotting!

Thinking about that one person who tagged my Monsterji fic as "Maleficent" when they bookmarked it on AO3... None of that had anything to do with Maleficent. It wasn't an inspiration. I've seen that movie all of once and it was when it first came out in theaters. What were you thinking, friend?

Three words: Prison Inmates Wangxian I've wanted it for so long, but I think I've actually figured out how to do it. 👀

For so many reasons. (Reposting with alt text.)

So, I'm gonna start unfollowing people (on this account) who repost a lot of political stuff... I have a personal account for all that, but I want this one to be my safe space for fandom only. I'm so tired of it being everywhere I look.

Happy MDZS- iversary to me! On this day, 3 years ago, I binged volume 1, and would proceed to gobble up the rest in a frenzy over the following 2 days. The rest is history. ❤️💙

Graffiti Artist Wei Ying who signs all his tags as Yiling Laozu and Journalist Lan Zhan who's been following and documenting his work for years on multiple social media accounts. 🔥You may notice it's not new, but I made some tweaks and am adding more (including some🌶️) to the end because whatever.🔥

daydreaming VS. actually writing the fic

HAPPY HANGUANG-JUN DAY! My lord and savior 🙏

Hey, Xiao Zhan fans, I've been out of the loop, but has there been any news about that period drama he starred in where he was absolutely STUNNING in white? I remember there being a release date, and it being postponed, and haven't heard anything about it since. Was it cancelled? 😢

It's a little late, but happy WIP Wednesday! Here's a bit from Deflowered Lies Have Crimson Roots that I wrote today.

if you went to college 1. what was your career goal when you started? 2. your initial major? 3. if you changed majors, what did you change to? 4. what do you do now, professionally? —— 1. Psychologist 2. Psychology 3. Music, acting, EMT, engineering, film, creative writing (no degree) 4. Hate myself

Do you know what would be a GREAT name for a covert organization of a few dozen highly skilled individuals specializing in intelligence, sabotage, and assassination? 散人(Sànrén). 👀 I am enjoying myself very much.

So, I've been thinking about rampant media illiteracy and how a parent might combat that with their children, and I had an idea that I will now illustrate in the form of Single Dad!Lan Zhan.

Final #topxianbottomjiweek #threadfic #wangxian Day 5: omegaverse | alpha x alpha | modern au | miscommunication | one-sided enemies to lovers | rut What if there was a prank war at the office between LWJ and WWX, but LWJ was unaware of it?

Friendly reminder to NEVER comply with fascism in advance. They're counting on that. Part of resistance is continuing on doing the right things, no matter who says they're not allowed anymore.

Well, shit. What's up, guy? You been seeing the shit going on down here lately? Are you gonna do something about it or just keep sitting on your ass? Have we suffered enough yet?

Hi, I'm stressed as fuck (because I'm in the minority of sane Americans) and have spent most of the last ~6 hours writing amnesiac assassin WWX's origin story. Over 1700 words so far and none of them are gonna be used in the actual fic. It's literally just me putting it all down for my own reference

Hi. I feel like I should give Cangse Sanren an actual family name rather than just call her Cangse Sanren in a modern-era fic. It can't be Wei, because Google Laoshi said married women keep their surname in China. I'm thinking Xiao Cangse if no one can give me a good reason to use a different name.