good reminder to delete my old online account and jsyk you HAVE to do a deletion request through their privacy center

[verbatim what im now expecting re: the spiderman leak] mj: so what's your name? peter: [series of fear sounds] may...nard? mj: are you? sure about that? 🤨 peter: yes! it's- new? mj: oh. OH! well im mj and MY PRONOUNS are she/her 😉 peter [raises a finger then slowly lowers it]: ...he/him

my new life goal is to be her in my 40s, i have the Hate in my Heart but i need 10 years to develop my expertise

Researching these stories, ex-Catholics and others who faced these systems repeatedly said the same thing: ignore the more progressive rhetoric (from the pope or elsewhere) and focus on the church hierarchy's actions. What they do with their power, money and resources tells a very different story.

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

CRACK??? CRACK COCAINE???

i feel i should clarify the issue here isnt that hannibal was clearly dressed by a billionaire carnival barker in his kant era, it's that it works for him and that's Terrifying

no one ever told me the actual thing that'll get me to watch Hannibal, which is that they dress mads mikkelsen like the goddamn joker

and ykno i dont know what i was expecting, but it wasn't a whipstitch

keep up the good work kids

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the last dinner party still fucks

rather than the intricate surreality of the kafkaesque i find we are fully entrenched in the hyperreal, corporately capricious and overstimulating yet Very Dumb horrors i call "Wonkaesque", in this essay-

trump is literally carcinogenic i mean like an actual extinction level event for the aglo-western hegemony and im losing it

happy y'all ain't funny day to all see you in 16½ hours

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why DID i stop binge drinking tho?

wanna do one of those toktoks where you film every time you want something but it'd just be five whole minutes of me in different outfits like "a sacai ma1 jacket. a sacai ma1 jacket. a sacai ma1 jacket also healthcare. a sacai-"

a difficulty in my japanese language learning journey is that at the n5/n4 level they don't give you a lot of skills to sound like a malicious ojou-sama

TikTok just started showing me posts from July 2025 what the FUCK is HAPPENING right now and why are they hiding it from me???

Just a reminder that they still intend to do this, dont let the backlash die down, keep cancelling your subscription.

hate when i have a truly radioactive but pretty funny bit percolating cuz i love my peace but im not a coward

hey what if i just never write again though? what the fuck IF???

I call this “the Chik-fil-A Principle.” I stopped eating Chik-fil-A years ago and I miss it all the time! It is STILL my favorite fast food chicken! You might argue that “Popeyes is better anyway,” and I don’t think it is, but that’s irrelevant.

and i never woulda hated twilight if we'd let edward have a pov before midnight sun, that man is a demon and a misogynist but he is So Damn Funny

absolute two face is entirely too cunty wth

and it goes to show disabled people really are capable of anything cuz how do you SHOOT A GUN without HANDS nor FEET???

ive become so immediately hostile if a man is staring at me at night it's crazy

there's a dang PEDOPHILE in the WHITE HOUSE

There's literally no rule that says the sexy robot can't be fat.

You know how in a library no one’s trying to sell you anything? That’s how the internet was.

I FEEL INSANE

New fic alert for @cambrasine as part of @wangxianaction.bsky.social!! Thanks for the fun prompt and of course, your donation to this fantastic cause 💕 🐇magic vet!wwx 🐇witch!dadji 🐇 a fluffy, modern sequel to the Magic Key AU if you squint

some y'all really trynna get uninvited from my birthday party 😒

is it not enough to be extremely hot??? is it not enough to have a closet of perfect sweaters???? you force me to pay RENT???

watching an explanation of the ace attorney plot and imma beat all y'all asses for making me think i should play this

what

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY MADE ANOTHER SEASON OF JEFF BEZOS PRESENTS THE TRUMAN SHOW

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still thinkin bout that scene in avengers where iron man fully unloads a repulsor blast on steve's shield with no warning and then they deflect it to kill ten guys. hey, hey tony? y'all met yesterday? what the fuck?

Saw your boyfriend in Hobbycraft

"in a world we must defend" from what? from the MOB??? you are TEN YEARS OLD!

#mdzs samurai champloo au. obviously lwj is jin BUT wwx is not mugen— he's shino

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"ramp is not wheelchair accessible" WHY THE FUCK NOT??

in The City for a book launch and i got 11 hours to hit 7 boutiques for fittings and try to catch zohran on the subway so i can (with enormous respect) Steal His Wife

This is a cute story and it pissed off everyone on twitter lol.

end of the day it doesn't matter where i am or where im going, the instant i see national guardsmen my arms don't work