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3 months ago
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i'm loath to advise the tech bros, but you cannot actually pair gruesome political ideology with constant enshittification? like y'all know that, right?
about 3 hours ago
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CLOUDFLARE AGAIN???
about 12 hours ago
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i feel so outrageously aggravated about pantone's color of the year it's crazy, something i have never managed to care about before btw. WHITE?? WHITE??? insult to goddamn injury the FUCK are y'all doing?
1 day ago
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❤️🔥Niq❤️🔥
2 days ago
SIGNAL BOOST
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#AfricanFuturist
FANS CHECK OUT THIS BEAUTIFUL ANIMATION PROJECT. It's got the visual juice, an amazing storyline and honestly fantastic looking rewards for backers. Please get on this and share I want to see this succeed. 🙏💘
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Crocodile Dance - An Africanfuturist Animated Film
An indie animated thriller where a musician reclaims her voice to face the Mami Wata, a monster goddess threatening her family.
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David Slack
6 days ago
If your business model doesn’t work without breaking the law, you’re not in business. You’re in organized crime.
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i would wear so many different ridiculous things for a wedding im very unserious but FURRY COPAGANDA??? FURRY?? COPAGANDA??
2 days ago
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My personal ranking for American* anime: 1. ATLA 2. Teen Titans 3. Xiaolin Showdown 4. Totally Spies 5. American Dragon Jake Long Season 2 *one or two of these might be canadian
3 days ago
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Brian Hughes
4 days ago
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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Better Things Are Possible
17 days ago
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
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Evalon 🪽☾⚗️✧
6 days ago
It's never too late to stop using AI. 💖 I am genuinely saying this with compassion. I know it's hard out here. Your own hard work will take you further than the work of a chat bot or whatever gen AI tool. You can bounce back. I promise.
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throwing it back in a circle to the "i can't be trusted" song i wrote for just such instances of extreme financial irresponsibility
6 days ago
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cw// mentioned fictional rape / noncon . . so i don't discourse as a rule, but i was shocked to see reddit ppl complaining that Du Zhu You Bing had noncon scenes! only to look myself at the fan translation and... im now realizing why we all argue so much, i could NOT be less triggered by those
6 days ago
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prayers for the girl I just saw with a SKINNY HEELER walking loose leash on a prong collar girl i know you're putting in WORK
10 days ago
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i know EXACTLY what tf is going on with candace owens but there's no possible way to explain it to yt people without SOUNDING AS WILD AS CANDACE OWENS and it's driving me insane
11 days ago
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it is very funny in atla:korra that firelord izumi has to gently remind everyone that WE CANNOT BE TRUSTED. the fire nation will NOT be involved. y'all done FORGOT we were WILIN for **ONE HUNDRED YEARS**
12 days ago
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way chiller about the ai bubble popping since i have No Savings but i feel like i should be stocking canned provisions
14 days ago
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at what point am i allowed to give a lyft driver 3 stars? can it be because a 20 minute trip took 40 minutes and she made multiple wrong turns and went on a route i have never in my life encountered or conceived?
14 days ago
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me, from mississippi: we have a mississippi bureau of investigation?
14 days ago
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the Norton Critical Edition of Picture of Dorian Gray, heavily annotated, and the prizeholder for Most Bizzarely Titled Manga that Lazy has Seen This Week, currently "Cuckolding Wizard’s Adventure"
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21 days ago
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Ban Cars
21 days ago
As always
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Faine Greenwood
21 days ago
yeah I really have been sold on a zero-tolerance moderation approach to certain cute linguistic loopholes after watching the right wing pull this shit on social media for 15+ years
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the lead roles in Ladyhawke are the hottest two people have ever been
21 days ago
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we want'n ornj
23 days ago
in reverse order!! and i did check on twitter they are REAL
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we want'n ornj
23 days ago
im not a buddie hater, many of my best friends etc but this siken situation is SO unbelievably popcorn to me. imagine trying to say your guy is in a car with a beautiful boy and siken appears at the window to be like NOT A BOY
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someone said they'd rather be sent into a manhwa cuz manhua are too hardcore and valid but nah i got aggression issues PUT ME IN THE REAR PALACE LEMME GRIND THE FAVORED CONSORT'S NATAL FAMILY UNDER MY HEEL TO DEFEAT THE SCHEMING PRIME MINISTER'S FACTION AND AVENGE MY SWORN SISTER'S ASSASSINATED SON
24 days ago
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lwc: so you're gonna brutally murder everyone who even slightly inconveniences you? lqr: yeeeeep lwc: ...baller 😍
#MTSF
25 days ago
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effete smut peddler
27 days ago
Hi there! I'm joining in on Smut for SNAP as a writer and artist! In exchange for proof of donation of food, money, or vital supplies to an org you know are helping keep people fed in these tough times, ill make you stuff! SFW requests also OK! I define a short fic as over 500 words, & under 1.5k
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modern au where i BURN DOWN THIS APARTMENT BUILDING cuz the wheelchair lift has been broken SINCE I MOVED IN instead of getting a lawyer
27 days ago
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me: it is 1 am and i was locked in a cell with no wifi for 9 hours, the obvious choice is to get some fucking sleep me, but in pajamas: METROID DREEEEEEEAD
29 days ago
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i need to be clear, i do nothing but complain about this town but there was less than no chance he was gonna catch a charge for this
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29 days ago
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concept: wwx in booty shorts with his venmo qr code on the butt
29 days ago
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dBCoatl @ Screw Censorship!
30 days ago
Keep calling your Senators and House Reps, and tell them to oppose KOSA and all the other kids “safety” bills in this package. We won’t stop until these bills are dead, gone and forgotten!
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Flannagan the Red 🔞
30 days ago
it's never about kids it's never about safety it's always about money it's always about control
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what i say: i can see why you don't appreciate your partner acting that way and you're completely valid in your feelings what i mean: in 12 hours i can get that person out of plane to cuba, dropped off in an alley with no money and no passport, and we will never have to THINK about them ever again
30 days ago
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Pwnallthethings
about 1 month ago
Terrible scenes just minutes into the new socialist regime in New York as literally hundreds of billionaires discover mamdani already living rent free in their heads
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William Shakespeare
about 1 month ago
[Exit Clown.]
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good hyuck, babe!
about 1 month ago
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love ya zohran really do your win is now the TENTH MOST EXCITING THING TODAY AND THIS IS ALL THE OTHER 9
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about 1 month ago
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onion person
about 1 month ago
genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
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Kat Tenbarge
about 1 month ago
Zohran was polling at six percent in January. Nothing is impossible
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Erin Biba
about 1 month ago
Can’t stop thinking about all the robber baron fucks that held secret meetings and spent MILLIONS AND MILLIONS in bribes and campaign investments and attack ads and media manipulation trying to tank Mamdani currently having the dawning realization that their money is completely and utterly useless.
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jenn schiffer 🕷️🕯️
about 1 month ago
i hope this election cycle empowers everyone the next time a centrist liberal says to drop pro-trans and pro-immigrant rhetoric to enthusiastically tell them to shut the fuck up
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can i get a HELL YEAH 🎉
about 1 month ago
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Mark Harris
about 1 month ago
People who are leaving NYC, please post pix of your U-Hauls!
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Aaron - Thorgi's Arcade
about 1 month ago
Cheney was so evil that him dying actually lifted a curse
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gonna need a quick psychiatric vibe check on the fact that upon hearing a ups cargo plane fucking crashed in louisville my first two thoughts were "damn they just shipped my package" and "no wait that was ground delivery"
about 1 month ago
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alpha
about 1 month ago
Teen Vogue was one of the only mags to report on terrible internet legislation honestly and tell people exactly how bad they would be. KOSA, the Section 230 Sunset act, etc. This is some of the BEST reporting in the country on it, too. RIP Teen Vogue. I'm heartbroken.
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[sees title] yes yes yes yes downloaded
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about 1 month ago
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Danmei Dreams
about 1 month ago
I haven’t read the article yet, but effeminate masculinity is beautiful and I genuinely feel sorry for the people who have crises about its’ existence in real life or fiction. Very interested to read the article and learn more about danmei inciting crises.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖
about 1 month ago
Zohran picked 「卓蘭」("excellent orchid") for his first name and「夸梅」("brilliant plum") for his middle name. The orchid and the plum are among "The Four Noble Ones" in traditional Chinese art, the former symbolizing an indifference to fame and fortune, the latter an indomitable, incorruptible spirit.
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