always crazy seeing ppl entirely too pretty for their lives, gurl what are you doing at the drive thru they need you in milan

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.

OH SHIT [pops the special mcconnel whiskey i bought]

i was lukewarm on the Knocking At The Sky release cuz im still salty about Godzilla but sad to report ive been bumping that shit for 48 hours straight, tldp truly never misses

the emperor’s reluctant bride 🏮 67K, 9/9 parts, wangxian endgame 🏮 boypussy!wwx, noncon/dubcon 🏮 dark!emperor lwj x consort wwx 🏮 love triangle with general!jc 🏮 Emperor Lan Wangji steals Jiang Wanyin’s bride. By hook or by crook, Wei Ying is his. archiveofourown.org/works/74699911

They're gonna kill the top one percent and then split up the rich people's money with everybody.

me, dicking around on google looking for vacuum reviews before finally finding r/vacuumcleaners: ahh yes, i had forgotten about autism

I have a story out today! "The Plague Comes From Chinatown" is about the 1900 San Francisco bubonic plague outbreak, and the insidious ways a community comes to understand it -- check it out! www.nightmare-magazine.com/fiction/the-...

Block people who annoy you and be comfortable admitting that that’s what you’re doing and you have a right to it. Because the alternative is believing that you have to justify the block and the other person is a bad person. You’d have to stretch their misdeeds from annoyance to crime.

children as property is reinforced by and reinforces the idea of children as an aesthetic site, and both inculcate people into systems of dominance they come to believe are normal and natural.

THE US HAVING A WHITES-ONLY REFUGEE POLICY SHOULD BE A MUCH BIGGER STORY

fuck an aluminum free deoderant you insufferable grifters GIVE ME AN EXTRA ALUMINUM DEODERANT I WANT DOUBLE ALUMINUM

Asking how people can partake in joyful acts during a period of immense suffering leads me to believe this is your first time at the suffering rodeo.

Supergirl is fucking OUT already?? 😬

RIP to all the catholics excommunicated by the pope for their heresy but im different. and better. maybe even better than the pope

amyl & the sniffers fucks like crazy

I love this book so much, I've bought copies just to give to people LOL fat bodies are so interesting and beautiful and fun to draw. And learning how to draw fat will make all your figure drawings better and livelier - we're not just muscles and skeletons!

so much is against reading for pleasure, writing for play, looking without agenda, wondering, just wondering. too much keeps us from beauty that is freedom, from mystery that is freedom, from the freeing questions, from the free inner life that is (or should be!) always ours

the academic impulse to dismiss and defame anyone else who does work in their field is ritual self-immolation and im mortified to see it

Cleves claims that Walden stole "my" cover design. Even if Cleves designed her own cover (unusual if so), her book's cover consists mainly of a barely-modified drawing from the 1800s. Walden's cover nods to the same 1800s art, but is an original drawing, not a reproduction like Cleves' cover.

it is almost laughably american that the rise of ai has been like disastrous for tangible conditions in many lives and communities but most critique of ai is more about the moral value of toil than any of that. john calvin thou art never far from our hearts, gone though ye may be

....how tf are there only 58 vore fics in the hannigram tag?

i always think straight dudes look so free with their no bags and empty pockets and then their girlfriend appears behind them with her giant tote and i remember

just confirmed i still remember 90% of the hare hare yukai dance, im NEVER beating the allegations

hannibal is coming back to netflix and the vampire lestat is on the air which makes this an amazing time for everybody to ruin their mental stability with evil european gays

the great part of father's day is i can say Fuck That Guy with my whole chest and no one's really bummed out by it, which is also the profound patriarchal social sickness part of fatherhood/'s day

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My housemate is scaring me, & it's only getting worse. I have PTSD, & my episodes are becoming more frequent+severe. I have no idea where I'm going to go, especially w/ my cats, but if I could get h/lp putting together f/nds for any downp/yment/moving c/sts, it would increase my options drastically.

this is the second time in two days ive heard i miss you by blink 182 in the wild and i dont know what gods trynna tell me

Broke: midsommar is a movie about bad relationships Woke: midsommar is a movie about white supremacists Bespoke: midsommar is a movie about how grad students should be killed

"So, if I use ChatGPT you think less of me?" Yep. Hope this helps.

very displeased to learn signing up for a bloomingdales account apparently makes me a loyalist, ex-fucking-cuse me?? did i sign a fucking oath?? am i in the fucking handbag reserves???

i dont really fuck with any afterlifes but if one IS real i wonder how management felt when dead millennials/gen-z starting showing up trying to bareknuckle box god

adulthood is realizing cordelia chase was always the smartest person on that show

i was trying to explain Madea movies to @amphibiousbutcute.bsky.social but cant think of any white cultural equivalents cuz y'all's trash tv that's just kinda always on at your aunt's house doesn't usually have one scene that fully convinces you to invite jesus christ into your heart for like 15mins

interesting side effect of losing all my spanish as a child is that occasionally in moments of great duress with my mother specifically a WALL of SPANISH YELLING in my dad's voice will flow out of like a tidal wave that i can neither understand nor repeat but i think the Ave Maria was in there

YOU ARE 65 YEARS OLD WHY WOULD YOU STICK YOUR FINGER ON A CIGARETTE LIGHTER

ykno who's a bitch who can write a fucking song? ellie goulding. ellie golding can write the FUCK out of a song

typed 'vanilla liter' instead of 'vanilla syrup liter' and was staring at the liter bottles of pure uncut vanilla extract desperately battling the urge to buy it to chug like a 40 if ur wondering what im up to these days

i don't return to community often these days but paget brewster was truly the perfect addition, her comedic timing is tremendous and im not just saying that as part of my long term plan to steal her from her husband

what do you mean post-nut clarity isn't a canonical tag??

hannibal exists in an alternate reality where all serial crime exists as a tool for white guys to flex their art history minors

If anyone has disposable income and wants to help me pay bills until my next invoices get filled—I haven’t been able to work this entire week so far 😭 Hopefully in the upswing; but I’ve been sleeping like, 15-20 hrs a day since Monday trying to rest. Venmo: @/nal-wu kofi: naladraws

324. I have to post this one genuinely made me fucking keel over laughing

Saw this on FB. If you’ve ever enjoyed Aqua Teen, please help if you can. Someone who’s such an integral part of one of Adult Swim’s most beloved shows deserves much better than this.

OH SO THE NAZI TATOO GUY HAS SCANDALS??? SHUT THE FRONT DOOR NO WAY

posted a chapter for my abandoned and terribly underloved child, red apple. age difference, canon era but canon divergent, as in wwx was not taken in by the jiangs. featuring shizun!lwj, if you will. archiveofourown.org/works/289404...

Every year for Pride, I repost Hue. I made him to send love and comfort to those who feel Pride isn’t for them because they aren’t out. You matter, you are valid, and it’s ok if you aren’t ready yet. Coming out is not a requirement for being part of this community. Happy Pride 🌈