I’m not here, because I’m there.

Sympathetic crier Lan Wangji. (But he's face still doesn't move.)

Sometimes I think we don't get enough mileage out of the Lan Zhan's Internalized Homophobia tag. (this is your tw) I need him to be a low key serial monogamist, never more than three dates, has been tacitly engaged to Wen Qing for years, and everyone knows he disapproves of Wei Ying's everything.

Nobel Peace Prize just went to Maria Corina Machado, a Venezuelan woman. Trump is going to have a stroke🤞🤞🤞

Any good lists for blocking AI „art” accounts? Bsky is being annoying lately.

Lan Qiren struggles to teach his nephews how to asses what is an appropriate punishment for a given infraction. Lan Xichen, age 10: Surely, a slap on the wrist would suffice. (LQR: No.) Lan Wangji, age 7: Death by sword. But we are merciful, so it would be quick. (LQR: No!)

Got my covid jab and flu jab today & now both of my arms hurt 😭

In the club. Jin Zixuan feels the pressure from his family to propose to Jiang Yanli. But they've only been to a few outings to get their families off their backs! Wen Qing is not opposed to taking a handsome guy home. She doesn't know who JZX is because her family lived abroad for years.

Lan Wangji stops wearing his glasses to the lectures because that's the only way he can concentrate on what the professor is saying and not get distracted by how pretty Wei Ying is. The first time Wei Ying sees him wearing glasses, he calls LWJ "Clark Kent." LWJ does not get that reference.

#prompt LWJ who runs and owns a used bookstore. It's a small business but he enjoys it — more than he would working for his family's corporate business, ew. He gets by, and with his side work as a private music tutor, he makes enough for himself.

House of Guinness is very enjoyable tv. I knew I would like it when at the beginning of the first ep a Fenian proclaims to spare the horses, because "all horses are Catholics."

Morning walk

Sooo... does anyone have a rec for a less known Wangxian longfic for the AO3 down time?

Apple can go fuck itself.

Lan Wangji has been dragged by his brother to a so-called breakfast market. He does not enjoy it! It's too crowded despite the early hour, there's not enough seating available, and it's definitely overpriced.

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

Bloody ghouls.

if you must be online may i point out that project gutenberg is still around and still has basically every book written before 1910 for free

Wei Wuxian is making elaborate obstacle courses in the corridor for the bunnies. It's for enrichment! Inquiring minds (Lan Wangji) would like to know why they are included in those challenges.

"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”

Just amused myself by thinking about immortal #wangxian in the modern era watching horror movies and trying to deduce what cultivation method would best handle the supernatural antagonist.

Wow, imagine talking to an expert and getting answers.

I'm sad for the state of American democracy, and for every kid on that Utah campus who heard shots and feared for their lives. I'm not sad for Charlie Kirk, who believed yearly shooting deaths were worth it to preserve gun ownership, and who therefore quite literally died as he lived.

I ordered some tea (I had a birthday discount) & the package came with 2 additional items as freebies 🥰 Good job keeping me as a customer, expensive tea shop!

The funny thing is that with this action they just made the piece have at least another 24h in the news.

Oh hey, this little fic reached 500 kudos today ^^ Neat.

#MDZS Crowxian loves to drop flowers around LWJ. He's so dedicated that he travels all the way from Burial Mounds to Cloud Recesses with his gifts, interesting little blossoms chosen for his favourite person It's not long before Cloud Recesses starts sprouting demonic weeds

857 people arrested at Palestine Action ban protest in London, absolutely insane.

Infamous Lan arm strength, except it's Lan Wangji getting a little too excited and ripping WWX's shirt open, sending buttons flying everywhere.

Next they’ll say he’s secretly Batman.

Lan Wangji getting together with Wei Wuxian and immediately buying a smaller bed, because he needs to cuddle his boyfriend at all times. (They would end up cuddling even if the slept on a football field, but LWJ is silly like that.)

Back from hiatus: "The Good Rain Knows its Season" Modern #wangxian AU with cultivation and reincarnation. archiveofourown.org/works/63343438

Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”

My extremely hot take is that not every fic will be tagged to your preferred standards, so you gotta either roll that dice and take what you get or just don't read it. AND THAT'S OKAY. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I made yuca en escabeche and it's really good.

bsky users gotta go back to the mindfulness rules of -dont screencap losers -dont quote post losers -dont make memes about losers BLOCK , MUTE AND MOVE ON dont waste yours or your followers time 👏😤

Turns out, little Lan Zhan might look cute, but: 1) he doesn't listen 2) he's very stubborn 3) and determined to get away Also, he bites.

I also watched Superman (mixed feelings) and the season premiere of Peacemaker (I'm so happy this show is back). Oh, and I made my dad watch Murderbot. Weekend well spent!

I'm undecided about Alien: Earth, but I can't stop thinking about children-in-adult-syntetic-bodies sent into a search and rescue operation. And finding a bunch of alien stuff.

Wangxian are night hunting and LWJ gets hit by a curse and de-aged. WWX has a meltdown because 6yrs old LWJ has the roundest cheeks... and then it's a full-on crisis because tiny LWJ does not remember Wei Ying and thinks he has been kidnapped by a stranger. And they are nowhere near Cloud Recesses.

Arborist WWX unwittingly makes an enemy of Tree Spirit LWJ. He was called in to CR to trim back a few ancient pines. LWJ - who was not told there was going to be a man climbing him, and is frankly disgruntled by the idea - is ready to become the only tree ever to be charged with a misdemeanour.

Half of the news today was country by country suspending shipping to the US.

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

Lan Wangji is terrible at roleplay, but Wei Wuxian makes do. You see, LWJ is a doctor, so WWX has him give him a real check-up in his home office, just LWJ is naked under his doctor's coat, and WWX plays a wily patient trying his damndest to seduce him.

Instagram showed me an ad for red caviar, and it starts with a lady eating a spoonful of caviar and making a face like she's about to puke. Great ad, no notes 🤣

speaking of wangxian! new fic just dropped, featuring a mysterious fox companion following wei wuxian out of the burial mounds and after his death appearing in gusu to watch over a-yuan: archiveofourown.org/works/695500...

Tonight in sad thoughts before bed: Imagine modern LWJ, looking up the Panorama/street view of an address in Baidu maps for Reasons and catching sight of his late best friend (and hopeless crush) WWX captured for posterity in a place he used to frequent when he was still alive.

Teacher LQR who is infamous for catching students passing notes in his class and reading them out loud. He cares not how embarrassing, how personal, how diabolical the note is - if he catches you, he reads it.

I’ve been reconnecting with naturę for the last few days, I cannot recommend it enough.