the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen

New fic for @wangxianaction.bsky.social for @mxmodern.bsky.social. Thank you for the prompt! Everyone, please enjoy some good old PWP featuring AlphaJi and OmegaXian.

wei wuxian observes custom and serves tea to his husband's family on the morning after the wedding...

It's not a day like any other when Lan Wangji meets Wei Wuxian. New fic for @hgjxyllz for @wangxianaction.bsky.social gotcha.

Lan Wangji picks and chooses what info he shares with his brother. LWJ: Yes, I went out during the weekend. (To the library and to the laundromat.) LWJ: The leeking pipe in my kitchen has been fixed. (The handyman flirted with me the whole time & we're going out to dinner tonight.)

someone at the pentagon frantically typing “Claude, open the strait of Hormuz for me, quickest possible strategy, make no mistakes.”

Modern day advice column written by exasperated cultivators called ‘Is This Resentful Energy Or Just Black Mold?’

Glad people are settling on the term "pervert glasses". Bonus points if you also say it while posting a picture of Mark Zuckerberg or call them Mark Zuckerberg's pervert glasses.

Every other crime documentary at the beginning: You won't believe what happened in this case! And by the end: The boyfriend/husband/partner did it.

I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather

#wangxian modern!lwj as the world's most accomplished basset hound racing handler wwx, trying exposure therapy for his cynophobia, discovers basset hound races on youtuve and slowly becomes the biggest possible fan of lwj and his pup, Dustless.

Wei Ying made a grave mistake. He knew one should not try to lick a metal gate when the temperature was below 0. Or, preferably, as an adult, at all! But they were having first real winter in years and he was feeling nostalgic and now he's, predictably, stuck.

LWJ dies after he retrieves A-Yuan from the Burial Mounds in his weakened state and he wakes up in the Lan library during summer lectures all those years ago. Across him there's Wei Ying, young, and bright, and alive, AND TALKING.

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

During their weekly calls Lan Wangji complains endlessly (by his standard, at least) to Lan Xichen about his college roommate Wei Ying. He is outraged/scandalized/annoyed by many things Wei Ying says or does.

The commentators on the channel I watched the exhibition gala on were confused by all the pop culture. For example, they kept calling Deadpool Spiderman...

Love Miura & Kihara just doing a series of insane pairs moves at the end of their routine. #MilanCortina2026

Mikahil Shaidorov Kung Fu Panda I am WEEPING. #MilanoCortina2026 ⛸️

we love you so much, kaori. thank you 💕 #MilanoCortina2026 ⛸️

Chock & Bates just steamed up the place

Fantastic performance from Kagiyama Yuma 🥰

Loved the Cell Block Tango routine 😍

🇪🇪 Niina Petrõkina’s Cell Block Tango murders: Ilia Malinin, Junhwan Cha, Tim Dieck #MilanoCortina2026

Alysa Liu: "THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT" 🗣️

It's a pleasure to watch Kaori Sakamoto on ice.

They were insanely good, what a comeback.

Lan Wangji is not allowed to buy Wei Ying stuff on Valentine’s Day. („These chocolates will be 50% off within a week, Lan Zhan!”) So he turns to arts&crafts.

Men's figure skating final was insane. And I'm happy with the results, let me tell you.

What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it

My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.

Highschool. Lan Wangji wants to impress a cute boy, and since speaking is not his forte, he decides to do this through fashion. He finds the edgy indie boutiques intimidating, so as a first step he settles for a cream Uniqlo shirt instead of a white one. No one notices.

Wei Wuxian is bored on the internet one day and so he starts to argue with a renowned ichthyologist Lan Wangji that sharks are smooth. It does not go well. (It goes fantastic, Wei Wuxian is very pleased with himself.)

When the cat deigns to lie on you but then you have to fix some snags he made on your nice sweater. Thank you for biscuits of destruction, my tiny feline overlord.

Sorry Neil Gaiman, we've got enough on our plates, back to the cave with you, try again next year 🙃

I’d watch this movie over the new Avengers tbh.

A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

Lan Wangji getting tackled into the snow, because his boyfriend WWX is just too excited to see him on his birthday. (Yes, they are late to class, because they end up making out behind the gym.)

our happily ever after. happy birthday lan wangji!

happy birthday to the most important fictional but real-in-your-heart guy of all time 💛 do something gay and unhinged in honor of hanguang-jun today

I signed up as a writer! Take this opportunity to make the writers write what you want them too for a good cause!

I keep thinking of modern A-Yuan having a bug phase and always asking to go check the bug books to identify the ones he finds in the garden. Meanwhile single Dadji: 😬 When WWX enters the picture and starts taking care of Bug Time, LWJ decides to propose.

Selkie!Xian complains endlessly about Lan Wangji spoiling perfectly good fish (roasting, he was roasting the fish), so LWJ makes him sushi.

Fisherman Lan Wangji who finds a sealskin on the beach and takes it thinking that perhaps seal hunters left it behind when unloading their ship. Selkie Wei Wuxian who was sunbathing on the rocks in his human form and looked away from his sealskin for only a moment, he swears. And now it's gone!

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

ah, yes, January the month when some people buy gym memberships and I buy discounted advent calendars with tea and sweets, hunker down, and wait for the days to become longer

숨겨줘...😥 #MDZS #魔道祖師

Tiktok made me listen to Fleetwood Mac

画中君子图 #MDZS #WangXian