A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

Lan Wangji getting tackled into the snow, because his boyfriend WWX is just too excited to see him on his birthday. (Yes, they are late to class, because they end up making out behind the gym.)

our happily ever after. happy birthday lan wangji!

happy birthday to the most important fictional but real-in-your-heart guy of all time 💛 do something gay and unhinged in honor of hanguang-jun today

I signed up as a writer! Take this opportunity to make the writers write what you want them too for a good cause!

I keep thinking of modern A-Yuan having a bug phase and always asking to go check the bug books to identify the ones he finds in the garden. Meanwhile single Dadji: 😬 When WWX enters the picture and starts taking care of Bug Time, LWJ decides to propose.

Selkie!Xian complains endlessly about Lan Wangji spoiling perfectly good fish (roasting, he was roasting the fish), so LWJ makes him sushi.

Fisherman Lan Wangji who finds a sealskin on the beach and takes it thinking that perhaps seal hunters left it behind when unloading their ship. Selkie Wei Wuxian who was sunbathing on the rocks in his human form and looked away from his sealskin for only a moment, he swears. And now it's gone!

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

ah, yes, January the month when some people buy gym memberships and I buy discounted advent calendars with tea and sweets, hunker down, and wait for the days to become longer

숨겨줘...😥 #MDZS #魔道祖師

Tiktok made me listen to Fleetwood Mac

画中君子图 #MDZS #WangXian

Fic!rec never fear, your fairy godmother is here! by antebunny Gen, Wangxian, Crack Treated Seriously, WWX is a fairy godmother. Don't think about it too hard. LWJ is a menace.

Ok, enough with the politics. Give me some cute folks kissing.

I fully believe that Trump ices Maria Corina Machado (who did everything and more to ingratiatr herself to the US - Trump should love her politics) out because of his injured pride.

The government of the United States has illegally invaded a foreign country and kidnapped its leader. We need to all turn out in opposition to this egregious failure of our government, and stop it.

Trump is saying that the US is going to occupy Venezuela until there can be "a peaceful transition". Also, he looks and sounds like death warmed over.

forget the long arc of history bending towards justice, I need the rube goldberg machine of inexorable consequence to endgame the kind of profoundly ironic yet blackly hilarious karmic downfall that would’ve had ancient greek theatergoers hollering at the chorus

Good morning, what the fuck.

Wei Wuxian deep cleaning his apartment for the first time ever because his new boyfriend LWJ has a dust allergy.

Happy New Year Everyone!

Timezones are so weird. Australia is in 2026, Canada is in 2025, and the United States is in 1939.

breaking news, honestly

It’s the coldest day of the year and the heating on the train is broken. Somehow, strangers Wei Ying and Lan Zhan end up cuddling for warmth.

Things are Terrible, but this isn't. Be weird.

#mdzs #wangxian Happy Friday! Please consider dadxian getting his first aid certification when he decides to become a foster parent, but he's got knobbly knees and they don't provide mats at the Y (lamaze needs them) so he does himself some damage.

More MDZS fics should have a Lan Wangji’s „my brother is… a harlot?” moment 🤣

When Wei Ying is six years old, his parents die in a flood while saving him, and he's taken in by a family friend. When Wei Ying is eight years old, his guardians die in a car accident.

Wei Wuxian who, upon learning an interesting fact, must share it with his husband immediately. Sorry, random sect leader having an audience with Hanguang-jun, you’re going to learn about an obscure talismanic theory now.

thankfully he's long or else he wouldn't be able to see over the giant toblerones #mdzs #BRart

All of me would go, half would leave

I see it's time to ditch Firefox for Waterfox, Librewolf or... Floorp.

What are your favourite Wangxian fics of 2025?

Each new update about Rob Reiner's and Michele Singer Reiner's deaths is somehow worse.

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

Remember when the internet was a space full of promise? (I'm not sentimental, it's not like there weren't garbage fires back then, but boy did corporations/billionaires make everything in their power to make it half sewer half billboard.)

old twitter was like a place in interwar berlin, paris, or shanghai people have romantic memories about in spite of witnessing knife fights between prostitutes daily and heroin junkies overdosing

Time again for my favorite christmas post ever, one that still makes me laugh every time i read it

The rockets-blowing-up-debris-everywhere company? Is everyone high? Is there a hallucinogenic mushroom boom?

After 5 days of a work trip I'm more tired than after 2 weeks trekking in the mountains.

How's this for an advent calendar? Pluto TV now has all 25 official James Bond films streaming for free. So you can watch one a day and it'll take you all the way through Christmas. Start at the beginning with Sean Connery's first mission as 007 in DR. NO: pluto.tv/us/on-demand...

This is Lan Zhan. Lan Zhan enjoys his personal space. This is Wei Ying. Wei Ying also enjoys Lan Zhan’s personal space.

The fire in Hong Kong looks absolutely devastating.

Watched Wicked/Wicked For Good today (I haven’t seen the first movie before because I decided I didn’t like Wicked enough to go to the cinema twice). It’s good. I enjoyed how they handled Dorothy.

A silly little modern AU. When LWJ was just Babyji, he had very sensitive skin. They had to use special soap and detergent for him, but he cried that he didn't smell nice like everyone else. Eventually, a formula was worked out that smelled of sandalwood and didn't cause rashes.

Re: new Wuthering Heights trailer Why don’t they make Lady Chatterley’s Lover? They seem to want to!

But what if Madam Lan lived longer? I'm seeing so much potential for angst. Lan Xichen distancing himself from his mother under his uncle's/teachers' influence. Lan Wangji, quietly, internally, distancing himself from his sect rules/way of life (and it's a torturous process; he loves rules).

One thing that stood out to me with Dems caving was Schumer going „Look, look, I voted against” and no one falling for it. The energy is very much rot in hell you evil fuck.