Nothing but disgust for the Met Gala.

When I open the window in the morning, the scent from the lilac bush below it fills my bedroom. I love May.

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

when we mourn le guin, we mourn one of our greatest writers & thinkers. but we also mourn one of our all-time greatest haters

Lan Qiren struggles to teach his nephews how to asses what is an appropriate punishment for a given infraction. Lan Xichen, age 10: Surely, a slap on the wrist would suffice. (LQR: No.) Lan Wangji, age 7: Death by sword. But we are merciful, so it would be quick. (LQR: No!)

WangXian Moder Cultivation AU where WangXian are A-Yuan's bio parents and LWJ doesn't know. CW // past pregnancy of a trans man It starts as a normal day at the independent cultivator’s guild. The guild was founded by rouge cultivators Song Lan and Xiao Xingchen

Lan Wangji gets grievously injured on a night hunt near Yiling. He slays the monster but loses consciousness as he tries to get back to the road. The locals knew better than to venture here.

Lan Wangji brings home serious, polite boyfriends from good families. But Lan Xichen finds flaws in all of them! Not openly, but he just thinks none of them is good enough for his little brother.

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

@cerbykerby.bsky.social fuels my cssr/wcz thoughts, idk what to tell you What Do HuliJings Eat, Wrong Answers Only apparently #mdzs

BabyJi decides that there are not enough rules when he discovers his uncle does not have good answers about correct behaviour in some situations. (LQR could not answer the question how many pets one can give a rabbit before it's indulgence.) And so BabyJi starts setting new rules for himself.

I finished reading "In Memoriam" by Alice Winn yesterday and I'm astonished that there's so little fanfic.

Hey...look at us...🌎✨

Probably my only year of the horse thought is Lan Wangji being a unicorn spirit taking human form and living amongst people for the first time and Wei Wuxian as strange but acceptable human& eventual boyfriend frequently having to remind him he can’t show his horn and stab people if he dislikes them

I dearly love this fic, so happy that it's getting a podfic thanks to Fandom Trumps Hate 2026. Check it out!

Made the burrata-fennel-apple salad for the third time in two weeks. So good, so easy.

today's wangxian thought: Screwball version of this with WWX's mom as the Communication Studies 101 teacher and LWJ who can't string more than three sentences together in front of an audience without sounding like he wants to murder everyone.

Modern No Magic AU except Lan Wangji can still silence anyone at will. Nobody knows what's happening so Lan Wangji just throws this spell left and right.

And Kaori Sakamoto is spectacular. Get that gold, girl!

Mone Chiba is ethereal on ice.

Loved Vouillamoz&Bouvart free skating program right now. Fantastic energy!

I'm back with the next instalment of my epic reincarnation/resurrection #wangxian #fic. This is where the canon-divergence really kicks in! "The good rain knows its season" archiveofourown.org/works/633434...

Since I've been reminded that HP trailer drops tomorrow... 1) Don't watch the trailer, don't watch the show 2) Don't talk about it 3) Except for politely asking that one friend who doesn't know who JKR is to reconsider 4) Don't harass the child actors

TEA IS WAR

This is why I unapologetically tell the economics students to change their major to something respectable.

This whole concept in LOTR is one of my favourite parts of the whole book. “Evil fucks up because evil people fundamentally cannot imagine that others are not motivated by the same things as them” is another theme that feels relevant right now

素直じゃない藍湛の素直な尻尾 Lan Zhan’s honest tail, despite his unyielding nature #MDZS #WangXian

Lan Wangji who suffers from debilitating migraines & Wei Wuxian who terrorises the whole dorm when that happens, so Lan Zhan can have his peace and quiet.

You think it's the new trailer for Dune, but it's just Timothée Chalamet stumbling into opera fans in the grocery store.

Making me tear up over a CGI whale is just rude.

the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen

New fic for @wangxianaction.bsky.social for @mxmodern.bsky.social. Thank you for the prompt! Everyone, please enjoy some good old PWP featuring AlphaJi and OmegaXian.

wei wuxian observes custom and serves tea to his husband's family on the morning after the wedding...

It's not a day like any other when Lan Wangji meets Wei Wuxian. New fic for @hgjxyllz for @wangxianaction.bsky.social gotcha.

Lan Wangji picks and chooses what info he shares with his brother. LWJ: Yes, I went out during the weekend. (To the library and to the laundromat.) LWJ: The leeking pipe in my kitchen has been fixed. (The handyman flirted with me the whole time & we're going out to dinner tonight.)

someone at the pentagon frantically typing “Claude, open the strait of Hormuz for me, quickest possible strategy, make no mistakes.”

Modern day advice column written by exasperated cultivators called ‘Is This Resentful Energy Or Just Black Mold?’

Glad people are settling on the term "pervert glasses". Bonus points if you also say it while posting a picture of Mark Zuckerberg or call them Mark Zuckerberg's pervert glasses.

Every other crime documentary at the beginning: You won't believe what happened in this case! And by the end: The boyfriend/husband/partner did it.

I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather

#wangxian modern!lwj as the world's most accomplished basset hound racing handler wwx, trying exposure therapy for his cynophobia, discovers basset hound races on youtuve and slowly becomes the biggest possible fan of lwj and his pup, Dustless.

Wei Ying made a grave mistake. He knew one should not try to lick a metal gate when the temperature was below 0. Or, preferably, as an adult, at all! But they were having first real winter in years and he was feeling nostalgic and now he's, predictably, stuck.

LWJ dies after he retrieves A-Yuan from the Burial Mounds in his weakened state and he wakes up in the Lan library during summer lectures all those years ago. Across him there's Wei Ying, young, and bright, and alive, AND TALKING.

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

During their weekly calls Lan Wangji complains endlessly (by his standard, at least) to Lan Xichen about his college roommate Wei Ying. He is outraged/scandalized/annoyed by many things Wei Ying says or does.

The commentators on the channel I watched the exhibition gala on were confused by all the pop culture. For example, they kept calling Deadpool Spiderman...