Last night, the Trump Administration sent a letter suggesting Wisconsin should return our FoodShare payments. My response ⬇️

frog doing a hot tub stream and coming to a horrifying realization: chat am i cooked

can find that meme of stick figures where an insult is bouncing off a person you'll never meet and instead hitting your friend who now knows you think theyre ugly

horny mr beast: i put ONE THOUSAND horny puppies onto fucking machines. only the FIRST and LAST to cum will win ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!

"pronouns in bio" is such a stupid insult. imagine like "age in bio 💀" "occupation in bio.... kimda cringe...." "zodiac sign in bio? opinion disregarded" actually i think that last one might happen sometimes

god bluesky users are verbose. like, in english, nerd

got home and our cats were living in squalor

That’s AMERICA’S MAYOR, BITCH

Captain Torture

as a tumblr user i will never be bothered by blocking or being blocked

crazy how like half the muscles in my legs and back are underdeveloped it seems

the slogan has actually always been “abolish the police.” defund was a compromise

someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives

god, not only does liquid iv have a terrible name, it tastes like shit too

i have never felt more insane than that time my dad asked if id taken my meds after i made a joke that fell flat

This is how credit cards work! Credit card companies are happy to deal with a small % of fraud in order to profit from a large % of transactions! Government services should be willing to deal with a small % of fraud in order to save money on a large % of totally legit benefits transfers.

may i propose #NoSNAPNovember as a tag for all the fundraisers for people whomst the US government will be attempting to starve 🫠

Your ability to eat should not depend on your productivity Your ability to get healthcare should not depend on your productivity Your ability to get housing should not depend on your productivity Saying “be more productive!” To those who are struggling devalues human life. It aids fascism.

trans bears or people who make trans bear art pls repost this i need more transmasc/trans man/nonbinary genderfucky bear content

You should totally "not" put glow-in-the dark paint on your hands and use her as a canvas...

It has been drop-kicked to my attention (thanks @crossroadart.bsky.social) that art is better posted here one image at a time thereby allowing people to, you know, actually see it. So here's Kay once again pondering his life choices in the style of Norman Rockwell.

sometimes it ain't that deep

Only 15 more to go Zac...😂

yes my dearest it is me the donald can you cash app me $600 "covfefe!'

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

reddit hella down

bluesky is cool except for when you just got done having sex and you wanna chill out and every other post is porn or erotica. like oh my god please i need a cooldown period

laying on the couch trying to remind myself that i shouldnt move even though we have to prepare for a trip is so hard

Chronic pain gang rise up! Slowly so as not to injure yourself!

thinking once again about that time ground news sent an "offbeat" newsletter in which the highlighted story was about a murder victim being "brought back" with ai to testify. that's. that's not funny or offbeat. that's horrifying.

About a month ago, the Trump administration got rid of the de minimis exemption, whereby packages valued under $800 could slide in without import duties. Now there's a backlog as the government can't process all of this paperwork, leading to UPS just destroying packages

i figured out an infinite money hack for w3bk1nz that i will likely continue doing until i get yelled at

This is not my cat, but he came into my classroom looking for his one brain cell.

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

now trending: bloingo speembus

Congratulations to the happy couple. Photo from my collection, 1954.

eeee #pixelart #ドット絵

we have $0 <3

fuckin around

it's so funny to see America's health insurance companies be like "look. If there's one thing we love it's denying you care. but we ran the numbers - and we cannot BELIEVE we're saying this - and it's cheaper for us to just pay for the vaccines than deal with you going to the ER."

every piece of clothing in this outfit is homemade. aside from my glasses and earrings and socks and shoes. but like the t shirt and pants and choker are all diy

i wish i could have a facebook account without having to give them all my personal data because i would LOVE to see what the folks back home have to say about all this

this is their third or so tower

i feel like lately my method for making art is "black out and then wake up with something really cool that i dont know how i made" #toontown

Reminder that the person who snitched on Luigi didn't get the reward that was promised. Don't talk to the feds, EVER.