damn insomnia im supposed to get laid tomorrow

Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink

got this picture by total accident, was just trying to take a picture of the bird on its nest and the other one came by right as i pressed the button, and it was gone by the time the photo had been taken

Sir, a second bird is at the feeder

my parents have a bidet, and i finally tried it um. this is gay

i have a pacifier because ive nearly chewed a hole in my lip and my mom is like "ew it's just so weird why don't you just not chew on your lip" ohhhh fuck you're right why didn't i think of that

baby need smoko

SHIT GPT - dashare.zone ADMIN

wait what? they're sending people to the moon? TODAY? i haven't heard a single thing about this

This is Harmony Swell and the Makeover Melodies, bringing you a little reminder on this #TDOV. Did you know that going on three years, any Toon can have any style in Toontown? Tell you what, we'll drop a little barbershop melody, just for you! Hello... Rrr-awrr... Neigh-brr... Qua-quack... HELLOO~!

big fish butch (Numa) (She/her) 🏳️‍⚧️🫍🌊

okay im home from the beach and i have weed for now. should i go onto the back porch and smoke excessively cast your votes now

Just a reminder that they still intend to do this, dont let the backlash die down, keep cancelling your subscription.

FIRST PERSON TO HAVE AN IDEA: *lightbulb appears over their head* holy shit what the fuck is that

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making dumbasses too stupid to understand they're idiots

Seeing "trans kids given deadline to segregate themselves" and "trans women banned from yet another part of society" headlines *every single day* while everyone you know and every organization stays breathtakingly silent takes such a damn toll on your heart.

You gotta be vigilant

I am so hot when I'm getting high #smokingkink #genderqueer #weed #stoner #accidentalrennaissance

rigging

baja blast is mid

the girl guides in the UK just kicked out all their trans members specifically bc they were threatened with a lawsuit from a rowling-funded group

Hitch the mouse!(he/him) and Hitomi the cat!(she/her) 🐁🏳️‍⚧️🐈

#myocs #ocart #comic

Chonky typlosion (keychain idea) #cute #pokemon #typhlosion

The cards see all.

Meanwhile bike fuel prices have not changed at Costco.

Two different buckets are evaluated side by side. (pails, in comparison)

new personal scandal just dropped and it’s just the fact that I Have A Birthday

alex doodle

Be sure to print this out before it’s ID-walled!

uh, wait

my kidney hurts

This is really useful for seeing beyond AI slop

if you see this, share your orange art

First art piece is done! A balloon doggo with some actual pleather gear 🎈⛓️ #furryart #bdsm

I like it when boys

the sink at my parents' house is so low it makes me feel enormous

this is a pretty good drawing its from the time they almost did a sex but alex bailed at the last second i could probably make the facial expressions better but the body language and compositions pretty nice

salem would beat up Jax

i suppose in hindsight it shouldve made sense why he was called caine but yknow, it makes even more sense to know it wasn't his original name #tadc #tadcspoilers

Trump Adds Name To Kennedy Center Again

AJDKDKDKSJDNGJ EPISODE 8

i finally found my ink

oh ok art share hello i have zero friends so. not tagging anyone i guess. if u see this, u r legally obligated to continue the train

my stomach is in so much pain... i am so tired of being constipated 24/7

This is Hank. He is incredibly invested in this plumbing project that does not require him in the slightest. 13/10 (TT: compound_interest_)

theyve outlawed flower and vapes in my hometown where im staying rn. time to get addicted to cigarettes ig

kill me ive been perceived and its scary

it seems photograph matthew got mad that tumblr didnt like his new update so he's banned upwards of 50 trans women within a few minutes of each other