Some of the most remarkable hurricane imagery of all time is currently being recorded. The eye of Melissa is an almost perfect circle. At over 15 miles wide, pilots have reported seeing birds trapped in the center unable to escape. The footage from the flight inside the eye looks like CGI.

biblically accurate pitch count

drake turning off the game as it gets to 18

Dodgers calling up Trevor Bauer for relief in the 14th

Dear Fox broadcast: consider not amplifying the Dodger Stadium PA. It sounds horrific

Brain: how much higher throttle do you have to run to account for all impacts of lower pressure? Nothing that you don't see at higher altitude, but yeesh. 906 mb surface pressure is bonkers

Maybe Max really is going for 40s penalty this year

But that's the leaked exclusive list of government contract award winners for the next 18 months! How could those two possibly correlate?!

okay hear me out

Brian Schatz: "This is not about money. There is enough money to bail out Argentina with $20b. There is enough money to purchase a brand new aircraft for $173m for Noem. There is enough money to renovate the WH ballroom. What there isn't enough money for under this Republican government is you."

ICE is now the 13th largest military in the world on its own. Never ever accept the lie we cannot pay for Universal Healthcare.

Can someone ask A-rod in the post game show: "Which is the bigger bitch move? Jumping into the double play ball, or trying to slap the ball out of the glove while getting tagged?"

George Springer sending Seattle home feels right #GoJays

Now marathon gets fun....

@javapeg.bsky.social HBD, Lady!

"we interviewed as many confirmation-bias seeking individuals as we could. You'll never guess what they told us!" Note: these were the only photos we could get once we filtered out all the ones containing penis pumps

We need a timeline cleanse. Post a photo of the sun. This is the sun through a bubbler fountain.

Pouring one out for the IT folks who are going to have to add OpenAI to the adult content filtering on their corporate firewalls

A cartoon by Barry Blitt.

I don’t understand why we need a “Columbus Day” when this country celebrates incompetent white men failing up and taking what isn’t theirs all year round.

Democrats in Maine drafting 77 year old Janet Mills to run against Susan Collins because electrifying Graham Plattner is insufficiently pro-Israel is EVERYTHING you need to know about the fakakta state of our party. It is just incredibly broken and corrupt.

Springer Dinger on pitch one? Still love to see that.

Shit, man. You can be Stephen Miller if you want to. The possibilities are endless.

If Chicago wanted to make those Texas soldiers feel at home, they'd wait for a blizzard, then turn off all the power and go to Cancun for the weekend.

Only when staying at a hotel, but Froot Loops with OJ I get THE worst shit-stares. Thanks Uncle Ed.

Preference in PHI v LAD? Game 5, with as many extra innings as possible

OH: how do you spell Chlamydia? My autocorrect isn't getting close

I was saying boo-urns.

Easily, his most elaborate and destructive distraction from #TheEPSEIN_Files... yet.

In case you're wondering if we're still sane-washing all of this, the phrase "disrespectful syphilitic unhinged lunacy" did not appear in today's headlines

Guessing @spacecitywx.bsky.social may have an idea: what was the key input change for Imelda predictions to shift out to sea? Seemed rather abrupt

How the hell have I missed all this time that Hummers got stuck with the three windshield wiper approach??

There should be more love songs for, like, libraries. And cheese. And people who stay calm when bad things happen.

Welcome to the new normal. A world where the U.S. voice doesn't matter.

Executing this costume for the RHPS Costume contest was well worth the story. And worth stealing and returning a wheelchair.

RamCharger (REV) preproduction order delayed more than I care to wait. Grand Cherokee sold. What's a guy to do? Get a fun car in a fun color. With a hooligan button.

1.4 million can't be right. Has to discount the Outbacks. They made WAY more than 38k/yr

Just von Stauffenberg.

Really bad news for you... It's an equinox

Caddy Vistiq decided it needed a change in pitch for its EV noise. FSM only knows why, but I'm sure a focus group said it was worth while. They were wrong

Incredible animation. No notes. [from Reddit]

You can be a “car guy” and not like car dependency. You can be a “car guy” and get that too many cars in cities is bad for everyone, including drivers. You can be a “car guy” and be tired of lies & manipulations like “the war on cars.” You can be a “car guy” and know more choice means more freedom.

Cool! How about them Epstein files?

Christian persecution in America is best defined by this image: No actual struggle, wearing clothes that cost more than my entire wardrobe, polished cross instead of rugged, and surrounded by crowds of fellow hypocrites cheering on bigotry who believe they're the victims.

No.