faking an assassination attempt so you don't have to go to a wedding sounds like a curb your enthusiasm episode

🔥 @repcohen.bsky.social : “Don’t tell me, John Roberts, The Supreme Court is not political. It is an arm of the White House. 🇺🇸 is being destroyed from within 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.” #Memphis #JimCrow #RacistRedistricting

How is this farce of a do nothing government still going on? It's as if the system that protects incompetent white men and women in power was built to protect incompetent white men and women to stay in power.

Revisiting literary classics...updated, of course

So $1.8 billion in reparations for insurrectionists, and zero for Epstein victims? Am I getting this right?

What a Royal GFY to CBS deadline.com/2026/05/late...

Was curious why I've a lovely pair of crows visit me everyday, but will see gobs of crows elsewhere. Crows don't mature for a couple years and prior to finding a lifelong mate, they live in large communities of juvenile crows for protection and food sourcing. Once mated, they find their own place.

More than 29 million gallons of unbilled water flowed to Quality Technology Services’ data center campus under development in Fayetteville, Georgia, after two industrial-scale hookups went unaccounted for. ground.news/article/data...

Amen To This,John Pavlovitz......

Dear @NFL, please seriously consider revoking the Tennessee Titans team's right to play in the state. Millions of black people are losing their rights of the USA. Same with the New Orleans Saints need to move out of Lousiana for the same reason. Every southern state should lose their teams. ASAP

The Fifth Circuit just told millions of women that three judges know better than the FDA, their doctors, and 25 years of evidence. They don't. This restriction on medication abortion is a nationwide abortion restriction, full stop. I have no intention of letting this stand.

What SCOTUS did to the Voting Rights Act and their rationale for their actions constitutes a vicious attack on Black citizens. It’s not right. It’s not okay. Such things should be stated clearly. This decision is wrong and harmful. It is a moral failing to ignore the reality of racism in the USA.

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Katie Phang sued Todd Blanche this week, alleging his failure to turn over the Epstein Files interferes with her ability to report. Read her explanation of the lawsuit, what she hopes to accomplish & what comes next: open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...

If RepubliKKKans In Congress Get Their Way,ONLY White Men Will Be ALLOWED To Vote........

It’s the 250th year of American independence, and the Pope and the King of England are reminding Americans of their revolutionary values, principles, and ideals Somewhere, John Adams is confused as fuck

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES 😡

I think this is 100% correct.

Oh hey, “private donations” are no longer paying for the ballroom. Who could have seen that coming?

Seen in Ballard, Washington #MayDayStrong

THE SEARCH FOR THE NEW SPEAKER COMMENCES.

ESPN unironically teases a segment on the 22 year old Texas Tech QB who is headed to rehab for his gambling addiction and then tosses it to 5 minutes of NHL prop bets for tonight. I don’t what to say other than sports betting is a scourge and an epidemic among young men and needs to go.

Follow the money. #TrumpCorruption

"No one man can terrorize a whole nation unless we are all his accomplices." Edward R. Murrow, who died on this day in 1965

lol😂

Our country is so fucked. Thank Christ we have people like Rep. Stansbury trying to fight her hardest for our nation.

For 21 years we have given 50 Head Start kids a personalized bookcase and a starter set of books their parents can read to them. Bookcases 1001 through 1050 are in good hands. Tiny curious hands.

Good News re: lardass' claim that Obama has committed seditious conspiracy It's NOT true but if it were, President Obama would be protected by Presidential Immunity!!

Why would you fire all the top military commanders in the middle of a war? Maybe you want each branch to be led by inexperienced, incompetent men who won't even have the background and knowledge to consider whether they should obey your every command

. Trump constantly bitches about everyone who he believes wronged him. He's obsessed. Can't stop talking about them. Except the one who tried to kill him. Never utters a single word about him. Think about it... .

The Pentagon fired the watchdog for Stars and Stripes. Ombudsman Jacqueline Smith whose entire job was protecting the editorial independence of the military’s own newspaper was let go with no explanation and told the decision was “not grievable.”

The Justice Department just identified 384 naturalized Americans whose citizenship it wants to revoke and they won’t say why they picked those 384 people specifically.

LUTNICK: It is outrageous that Canada will not put US spirits on the shelf. It is insulting and disrespectful to America SHAHEEN: They won't do it because of the insults from this president and comments like yours

Good morning, friends! This world is numb enough—let's be the ones who feel it all. Don't you dare shrink your softness or hide your joy today. It’s a beautiful day to be fully alive. Live out loud! And let your light shine exactly as it is! #Jaye’sMorningLight

Dear Demorcratic Party. In Virginia, the governor just did ALL THE THINGS you claim to believe in and never quite seem to do... and everyone said Oooooh people won't vote for that. Take notes. We are HERE for that. Quit pretending to be progressive... and PROGRESS! (de-typoed version) Midterms!

Watchdogs say the previous CEO model suspiciously started slowing down immediately after the announcement chaser.com.au/business/app...

In February 1777, General George Washington ordered the first mass immunization campaign in American history by mandating that his troops be inoculated against smallpox. He protected the Continental Army from an epidemic that was deadlier than British forces. 249 years later, we have this idiot.

Wow: More Corruption from the felon.

Celeste Roberge’s sculpture “The Weight of Grief” #art

The FBI Director, the DC US Attorney, and the Secretary of Defense walk into a bar. Apparently like every day.

Jim Jordan is commenting on Eric Swalwell's sexual misconduct allegations. Jordan was assistant wrestling coach at Ohio State while team doctor Richard Strauss sexually abused at least 177 athletes. Multiple wrestlers testified under oath they told Jordan. He did nothing. He was never charged.

So Christ-like. www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

And Obama was president for twice as long.

ICE Concentration camps; though privately owned; are still under Congressional Oversight. Now, after DOZENS of Deaths, Congressman are showing up unannounced to inspect. One congressperson found conditions that he described as Squalid and Filthy. Worse than MAX Prisons.

It take weapons grade arrogance to invent popesplaining.

4/13/1891 — b. Vesta Stoudt, American inventor. Inventor of duct tape. Sent FDR a ltr (1943), identified a problem + offered her tested idea as a solution to seal boxes w/ a tearable waterproof cloth tape. The #War Production Board approved her idea #womenshistory #WomenInSTEM #InventorSky #gov #IP