Is Nestor Carbonell the only actor who sounds like a dish at an Italian restaurant, or are there others?

Wait... so was it Tylenol AND vaccines, or have they just memory-holed vaccines like a big "oops" and that was all a smoke screen of bullshit and now they're spinning new bullshit that is equally scientifically unsupported, but trust them this time for sure?

Charlie Kaufman talk highlights include someone in the Q&A mentioning 'save the cat' and Mr. Kaufman looking baffled and mildly cranky and saying "what is that? what does that even mean?"

No one is making you be a writer if you can’t do it and also don’t enjoy doing it. If you’re larping a job for clout I’d probably pick surgeon or Nobel prize winning diplomat, stealing valor for from isolated weirdos at their laptops is like shoplifting from the landfill.

Kirk ending up as right wing America’s princess diana is perfect. It’s exactly what they deserve. No notes.

Calgary! I've got 2 Tickets for Dan Mangan, Sept 25th @ Mac Hall that I can't use. Let me know if you wanna buy them. #yyc.

My Master and Commander 4K steelbook arrived all bent and broken and now I know what true sadness is.

It’s punk as fuck to be kind.

Me (being marched to the gallows for thought crime): Haha! You said you didn't support political violence and yet look at you now, you hypocrite! <the trap door opens, I die smug>

Hey, parents? Bluey is available on physical media, so you can go ahead and cancel Disney+. It'll be fine.

The famous bears of Alaska's Katmai National Park are enjoying an abundance of salmon, and even some playtime, as they pack on pounds to prepare for the winter.

(Oliver Twist voice) “Please, sir! Can I have some norms?”

The Sprawl has the best coverage of Calgary municipal politics and is celebrating it's 8th Birthday today. Go read up on your local ward election races to inform yourself. And if you can, sign up as a member. We've never needed independent journalism more than we do now.

People under the boot of fascism will be called violent simply for trying to get the boot off their neck. And the boot will say “I’m being calm, why aren’t you calm?”

I love it when someone else’s kid does a drawing for me because I know I can throw that shit away the second I get home.

No one gets to the end of it all and says, "I wish I told more people about all the things I didn't like."

🚨🚨🚨 Please don’t go to the municipal polling booth without reading this Sprawl reporting on public school trustees.

Redford's been dead for less than a day and I've already seen more evidence that he was a decent, caring, thoughtful, good person than I've seen about Kirk in the last week.

A film professor at NYU was fired this morning for quoting Pauline Kael's negative reviews of The Sting and Jeremiah Johnson on a controversial Facebook post.

Now go watch SNEAKERS

Put flags at half-mast for Robert Redford.

They claim to be superior because they are not rioting and burning in their grief. That is a lie. They are burning constitutional protections and destroying lives. Make no mistake - they are rioting - but because they have privilege and power they don't even need to get dressed to do it.

Can't wait for all those old stock farmers to drive two hours to the registry looking to renew a license, only to discover they need a birth certificate which is who the hell knows where after 50 years of never leaving Alberta. This will definitely not backfire on the UCP.

I'm not happy he's dead, but it is my favourite thing about him. To be clear, this post is about someone else... let's say... it's about Jenner from Rats of NIMH. Sure. Go with that.

Well fuck... now I have to buy a bunch of Criterions to justify the shipping.

The hypocrisy is the point.

Calgary! I've got 2 Tickets for Dan Mangan, Sept 25th @ Mac Hall that I can't use. Let me know if you wanna buy them. #yyc.

Ramen is the best meal because when you eat it you can remember watching Tampopo and then also remind yourself to watch Tampopo again.

A good example of privilege is that when someone assassinates a guy I don't worry that if the killer's roommate is a white guy everyone will go on tv and call for all white guys to be rounded up and caged.

Did Kirk do ANYTHING charitable? Did he help anyone less fortunate? Give money to the poor? Did he comfort the sick? Did he give one hungry child a meal? Did he do a single fucking thing that wasn't for himself or in service of his own ideology? Did he do anything worth mourning?

America is just a hundred million people searching the internet for someone they already agree with to tell them things they already want to believe so they can hate a different hundred million people. It's not worth saving.

Cavendish.

right wingers do mass shootings every day but as a leftist i'm supposed to answer for every 20 year old portland barista who thinks white people shouldn't make dumplings, do i have that right?

So conservatism is the best and most logical and self-evident and wins all arguments, but also one semester of college can undo an entire lifetime of conservative values and turn a kid into a killer? Is that the line they're running with?

Right-wingers discovering there's a whole righter-wing that thinks they're lefties.

THERE’S A NEW SEASON OF TASKMASTER

Don’t worry everyone, the dumbest, most gullible pieces of shit in the world are all over on Twitter combing through footage and solving this thing.

Literally just ban the guns and help the poor and it’ll all be okay.

LOL someone just called trying to sell me internet service. Um, everyone already has internet service, genius. That's like trying to sell me socks or anxiety. Come back when you've got something new.

I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot

I hear top of the list is a Littlest Hobo reboot.

Not Canada’s monkeys. Not Canada’s circus.

Imagine being David Mamet's daughter and you quit a show because a man is being too much of a brash egotistical asshole. Dude must be next level to overcome that.

Oh, the lyingest liar who is famous for lying says he didn’t do anything wrong? Hmm, that’s a real dilemma.

My teenage self would be disappointed that I’m not busting more myths.

Accountants are all like, "ummm where'd this money go?" and I'm like, I don't know, dude, I'm an artist, where does air go? Where do squirrels go? I just turn brain thinks into words and cash – anything after that is your problem.

I just want everyone to know that as of today Jiro Ono, the sushi chef from "Jiro Dreams of Sushi" - who was 85 at the time the film came out in 2011 - is still alive and 99 years old. He retired in 2023.

What's funny/sad is that I'm currently writing a sort of dystopian darkish comedy thing and EVERY DAY I have to push things in the movie farther because reality gets more and more insane.

A supreme court literally making racism legal is definitely a cool thing that functional non-broken very not-authoritarian countries have happen to them.

Every day America is like, “I know I shouldn’t but I’m just gonna have a LITTLE bit more fascism and then I swear I’m done.”