Neil I need you to have this conversation with your friend John, not us

you don't have to like it, but this is what peak progressivism looks like the left will go so much farther if it embraces patriotism and joy as a rallying cry to aspire for the country to be better

they should invent a cost of living that goes down

The President is lying to the public: 1) For the past century, the federal government has been responsible for the Potomac Interceptor – not Maryland. The sewage pipe is on federal land. youtu.be/OKyIKHW8ONI

Good morning. For everyone who wants to get a better gander at the cover of our new album, The World Is To Dig, here you go. The painting is Yosemite Valley after Thomas Hill, circa 1882. Song titles included! Arrives April 14.

Ramadan Mubarak to everyone celebrating in Minnesota and around the world! May this blessed month bring peace, hope, and renewal ❤️

I spent my childhood inside of American concentration camps. I know one when I see one. And that is what ICE is building.

Stephen Colbert says he was told by CBS lawyers "in no uncertain terms" that he could not have Texas State Rep. James Talarico on his program. "Because my network clearly doesn't want us to talk about this, let's talk about this."

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

A prominent Bluesky elder already hosts Jeopardy

Me as a child: it must be very hard to become a CEO and be very hard work once you get the job Guy obviously on drugs speaking at a conference: the next five years of the economy should be about a dream I had where a dog spoke to me

Might be in the GOAT conversation for parts in some of the great underrated dramas: Falling Down, The Paper, Network. He was in so many good movies, maybe only Network shows up in the obit. That's a full-ass 95 years, RIP.

I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”

how we got here

if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

ICYMI: I introduced my Trans Bill of Rights with @markey.senate.gov — legislation to defend trans people across this country as Republicans continue to push anti-trans rhetoric and bills. To our beloved trans community: We see you, we love you, and we will always stand with you.

Anyone currently involved in federal immigration enforcement, every officer, every bureaucrat, every lawyer, every judge, is a member of the most evil group of people this country has seen since Reconstruction. Darkness personified, every one. Doing this to children is beyond depraved.

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I always thought that James Van Der Beek deserved a bigger career after The Rules of Attraction, where he gave such a ballsy, audacious+fearless performance as Sean Bateman. He got to show what he could do but sadly didn’t seem to get those opportunities again, I wish he had. R.I.P.

On Monday evening, Rachel Maddow spotlighted this group working out of Baltimore. Just another in a long list of unsung, American heroes. Donate to their project! www.thebanner.com/community/lo...

I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.

Did you just explode a guy into a dozen bloody chunks, but one of the chunks is floating in the air and still talking to you? You're playing a Bethesda game, baby!

This would be terrifying if control was actually going to come down to a small number of closer races. But it’s not, and nobody frothing into a panic over it will internalize that load bearing part of the speculation.

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

every malcolm gladwell book starts from the premise that any idiot can become an expert on any topic and then spends the entire book underlining how wrong that premise is

New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped

🚨new metric🚨

do you all have a moment to discuss the Good News of seitan

Tom Morello in Minneapolis last night. 🤩 KILLING IN THE NAME

In the not-too-distant future, RiffTrax is making four new episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000! Support us on Kickstarter: rifftraxmakesmst3k.com #RiffTraxMakesMST3K @mst3kofficial.bsky.social

Sometimes I see adults who came of age in 4chan and man what a fucking annoying time to be a teen. 9/11 was generally preferable.

Friends, we're thrilled to announce #Comics4Liam to encourage artists to draw pictures for Liam Conejo Ramos and share links to help Liam's family and other immigrants persecuted by ICE! Check out comics4liam.com and please do feel free to pitch in! Images by the great @trungles.com!

yeah, so Fallout nailed it

it’s not necessarily that all these people in the epstein files participated in the raping of girls it’s that none of them cared and if he hadn’t been arrested and died they’d still be out there trying to be his friend

I don't think people appreciate enough the fact that, at a time where global warming was approaching an inflection point yet renewable energy was finally becoming economically viable, we decided to squander that opportunity because literal death cultists decided we needed Infinite Bullshit Machines.

shoutout to this woke chud king Carson Beck (QB for the University of Miami)

Dogshit.

I don’t know what’s worse: a Darren Aronofsky movie he made or a Darren Aronofsky movie he didn’t make

Part of the secret of how this works is that, if you are in the "founder" tier of guy, a bunch of stuff that you count as "work" is stuff an actual worker would get fired for doing on the clock

when they tell you to go back to writing about gadgets www.theverge.com/policy/86857...

I'm looking forward to seeing for how long Tesla can be dead as a car company but still valued as if they are about to take a permanently monopolist position in the electric car market

every Signal chat of laypeople is losing their minds over the wildest opsec advice imaginable and every Signal chat of security professionals is like “dude wtf” The vast majority of problems can be avoided by not being foolish, being aware of your surroundings, and using common sense

This is all stupid bullshit but I remain pretty disgusted at how things like marriage and having children are treated like Xbox achievements instead of actually loving and caring for someone else. Yeah I’m going to work 70 hours a week but definitely need a spouse, her name is Beth or something idk

Abolish DHS