I, for one, am sick of these randos who show up out of obscurity to declare for a high office, and their credentials are slim, but their eyes are high. But Americans buy into these bozos.

My ex- is on record calling me high-functioning.

That clown in the sewer was an ingrate.

Draft post: Where were you when you heard Trump died?

In chemistry, a supersaturated solution is one where you've kept adding a solute to a liquid beyond where the liquid can dissolve everything. All it takes is a nucleation site / seed crystal for the solution to rapidly (sometimes violently) crystalize. Unrelatedly, the US has more guns than people.

MarShawn just served the TN legislature a #CupOfJoe so hot it left third-degree burns. ☕️🔥 "The MAGA party is the last breath of the Confederacy," he dropped. "If y'all could give us less than zero seats, you would." The truth hurts, doesn’t it?

Sometimes when someone asks me how I am, I say Never Better. They don't hear the ambiguity of the words. It Will Never Get Better. I'm sorry too.

F R I E N D Yes Void? A R E P E O P L E M O S T L Y G O O D O R B A D Good W O U L D Y O U B E T Y O U R L I F E O N I T Yes Y O U H A V E

Oh my. This is spectacular. sinceyouarrived.world/taken

My head explodes, but from previous experience, no bet that it won't get worse.

Yellow ribbons for hostages. Red ribbons for AIDS. Pink ribbons for breast cancer. We're running out of colors.

I'm enjoying this: archive.org/details/gd19...

watch out for me in the afterlife.

Walking into Home Depot saying, I know exactly what I need and where it it. This will take 3 minutes. Partner says, why don't we go look at toilet seats?

Trump should order the US Mint to have one more run of pennies with his face on them.

I Hate, through a person's life: Broccoli Bedtime (sister), (brother) Babysitter Mommy Daddy School Teacher (some kid) (some other kid) (that group of kids) That music That fashion That TV show That game That celebrity That politician That artist That way of thinking That ethnic group Myself.

I Pray for no Unnatural threat to Anyone.

It's no longer "thoughts & prayers" after a shooting, it's "thoughts & ballrooms".

Post Trump: I can imagine the memoirs from his staff: "The reports had to be printed in 16 pt font, with at least one photo or graph, no longer than 2 pages."

"Trump" is just "triumphal" with führer letters.

watch out for me in the afterlife.

I'm old. But, I candlelit walked against Vietnam. I stanned McGovern before I could vote. I marched against Reagan's nuclear buildup. I stood in the sand at No Nukes Battery Park. I marched for ERA in DC. I volunteered for abortion rights. I voted Jesse, Bernie, Hillary and Kamala. Bona fides.

I thought this Ides would be different.

GM 🖤

I'd like to see a big talent like Taylor Swift, Bruce Springsteen, or Billy Joel open a concert with this statement: "The show is not a Sing-along. It's a listening experience. "I want you to hear my voice, not the thousands around you. "So please, don't sing along."

Within the next 200 years, we will be compelled, facing certain extinction, to assemble a compendium of our civilization's knowledge, history and experience, translated into a hundred different forms, and put into long range space capsules to be shot in one thousand different directions. Epitaph.

This dust mote of our planet will leave nothing behind, nothing of our civilization, advanced science, our intellectual perfection, our theories of love, community or coexistence. Alien archeologists will find silicon tablets with human bones curled around them, and mislabel us as cyborgs.

My daughter told me about en encounter in a grocery store with a couple who engaged her in innocuous chatter while she was shopping. At the end they asked her, "Are you going to Heaven?" She wasn't sure what to say, except yeah I guess, but she was unsettled. She asked me what I might have replied.

All these government workers feeding her this info, WE pay their salaries.

If you're a nail, everything looks like a hammer.

Hey Dad, Y'know how you want me to pay insurance on my car? I got a job with a millionaire nearby. It's after school. What's the job? Oh just being with the people he has as guests, y'know around the pool, giving massages, providing towels, serving drinks. MASSAGES??? He pays $150! Just be careful.

There ought to be a law mandating that published photos be rotate-corrected to horizontal. This is not the Batman TV universe.

my favorite part of the melania movie is when dorothy’s house falls on her

I'm convinced Trump was jealous of Epstein for his massive unearned wealth and for not being burdened by children and wives. Epstein's appetites for nubile girls were shared by Trump, but Jeff had a lo-fi method of acquisition; Trump tried to do it with his model company and then miss universe biz.

as a vegas kid my one lamented missed connection is I never got to see him live

Johnny Cash - The Man in Black youtu.be/9bifZBxG0Gg?...

Winter Weather Advisory Wonderland

There was a guy back in the 2005 that had a site documenting all these type of cool features you might miss walking in NYC.

Heaven isn't a place you go to as a reward after you die. Heaven is the place you get to visit now for a limited time.

ICE, National guard, Hmm, What's a third party who might step up?

TRUMP KILLED PENNIES!

I sleep better knowing that Trump's final application of facepaint will not be self-administered.

Here's an idea: Musk should offer Trump a ride on one of his rockets, christened "Space Force One," which will end up as a spectacular debris field over Mar-A Largo.

As a snake can find a way into a henhouse and browse about its eggs so has this maga snake crept upon our democracy.

The Pope was eating a salad and he sneezed. A Bishop said, "Lettuce Spray."

Christ on a bike, this is brilliant. And disgustingly historically accurate. 10/10

In 1933, Anna Essinger (Tante Anna) ran a Jewish boarding school in Herrlingen, Germany. It was progressive for its time: boys and girls learned together, there was no corporal punishment, and children were taught to think for themselves. 1/10