I'm giving out this star, so get it while you can folks

Even tho everything is frozen and I'm gonna be stuck inside it's still Friday night

I guess the CM really does stand for "Company Man"

IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN NY'ALL

Where was Al when I saw PTM? He wasn't there I would have actually probably passed on if I saw this

The fact that Netflix could afford to buy warner brothers means they could've afforded to let us share passwords.

There's always time for fun...It's Friday night.

There's always time for fun...It's Friday night.

Friendly reminder that if you have toxic family you don't want to see during the holidays, you can just not see them! My role at family functions is "the cousin no one has seen in years". Take care of yourselves and laugh and grow fat.

K.A. Applegate > J.K. Rowling

Hell yeah it's for the sickos (it's me I'm sickos)

I wish all the money we’ve spent on AI could’ve been spent on high-speed trains

"The richest man in the world built a robot to tell people he's cool" is the saddest, most bulliable fucking Twilight Zone thing in the world. You fucking LOSER. All that money and not a fucking _whiff_ of charisma. Start giving yourself a wedgie, you fucking dork, it'll take me time to get there.

Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.

The government also don't want you to know this, but raccoons are free. You can simply take them home with you.

this sounds like a great idea. luckily there are no extremely serious consequences to providing false information to the Internal Revenue Service

If you start putting AI slop in Helldivers I'm not buying any more Super Credits.

It’s none of my business if two presidents want to suck each other silly. Just don’t make it trans people’s problem that it made you feel funny

wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"

My list of qualifications

"Gay people should just create their own stuff" Webfishing dev got doxxed because their game was too gay, you guys literally don't let us have anything

There's always time for fun...It's Friday night.

I MAY BE STUPID , - dashare.zone ADMIN

did anyone get one more photo of mr. cheney before he passed. i imagine we would all appreciate one last dick pic

The Amazing World Of Tomorrow

I hope everyone had a fun and safe Halloween I sure as hell did

i am not a violent dog

These are the sounds I make when I want a lil treat

Hell no I hope he doesn't have a happy birthday I hope he stubs all of his toes at once

No Kings. #art #hyena #furry #furryart #nokings

There's always time for fun...It's Friday night.

Those cheese filled bread sticks at Kwik Trip

I am begging people to have at least the basic moral judgment of The Joker when it comes to Nazism

I heard there's more Twitter people coming over here

All apes gone

Yinglets are neat I love this little game

No kings except King Ghidorah

A “newer” classic character for October 16th! A watercolor with micron pen painting of Sam, from, “Trick ‘r Treat.” Did you see this horror anthology? What did you think of it?! #trickrtreat #horror #watercolor #painting #art #halloween

There's always time for fun...It's Friday night.

"New Far Side comics" was definitely not on my bingo card for this week. They're not bad! www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/

"don't drink and drive." "don't text and drive." I get what's going on here. You're undermining my productivity so you can get the upper hand.

a good night's sleep in the Deadly Premonition bed could fix me

I get to drive the car today because it's my birthday

Repost if gender is silly and made up