squeaky booties saturday

bluesky is inundating me with pro-birthday propaganda leave me alone i know im about to be old stop REMINDING ME!!!

[explaining medical transition to a classic wow feral druid] it's like having to farm gnomeregan for crowd pummelers to make the game playable

Americans made fun of UK peeps for having to deal with age verification for months and now I get to enjoy seeing them whining today.

Fucking annoying how stupid americans are.

I mean I also have a study that shows that there actually are gender-based differences in brains and shows that trans women align more strongly with female brains. Soooo... pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/7477289/

Not to speak ill of the dead but TotalBiscuit had many moments like this where he was smugly wrong in the most annoying way possible.

I read all of Bibliomania a couple of weeks ago and it really stuck with me. A genuine joy to read. It's only 12 chapters with around 20 pages each. A very short read and definitely worth every second. It has cute bob cut girl so that's obviously gonna be a major selling point for me.

I'm officially declaring myself to be in the running for the Clacton By-Election against Nigel Farage and Count Binface. Chief on my manifesto will be the immediate castration of all cis people. I will also build TWO affordable housing units. Please lend me your vote, Clacton!!!

... Chiitan...?

WHO THE FUCK IS LIVING IN "CLACTON"???

All these UK by-elections recently are making me realize that the UK has some of the dumbest named places on earth. Clacton? Gorton? What is this, Orgrimmar?

Sweet artfight revenge on @psalidodont.bsky.social for doing such and awesome job on my Normal Snail (and bc their characters are so fun, I had a hard time picking one)

I have noticed that as of late, AI excitement is coming solely from corpos and there has been significantly less excitement on the AI consumer side of things. These people were so loud and obnoxious before. Where did they all go?

The theoretical Dark Souls 2 that we could have gotten will always be infinitely more interesting than the Dark Souls 2 that we actually got.

you know what? fuck you *fujoshifies your medius*

Look how pretty this card is...

Can’t wait til the soccer DOG SHIT is over

I think we should forcibly change everyone's sex and then if you don't like it you can go on a waitlist for 10 years to get it reverted.

CAN SOMEONE FIRE THIS PR GUY??? WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING???

my favourite part of bluesky is when trans people are upset because something bad happened to them and LIBERAL MAN comes in to say "yea but its not that bad tho"

Why are cis men like this?

pov: you are an ork warboss trying to think of a name for your gun that shoots teeth

girl whos made of poison but with kissable lips

It's a time honored bluesky tradition to force you to witness gore of children at all times

I read a lot of people saying stuff like "He gained so much aura this chapter" and like... did you all forget that this guy in Undertale murdered 6 people and tried to murder a child despite not needing to at all? Asgore is an insane person. He always has been.

Just watched a video where someone made the cuphead journalism joke and I thought "really...? we're still on this in 2026?" and then I remember that DELTARUNE LITERALLY DID IT TOO LIKE 7 DAYS AGO??

I just realized your pfp is red now just like IMAGE_FRIEND's only appearance in chapter 5

Y'all need to stop name dropping Brandish like that. NONE OF YOU HAVE THE CREDENTIALS.

the week after chapter 5

It's a little sad that they've finally powercrept Lava Golem with a card that is almost exactly the same but better. I guess Mikanko would still prefer him...

Shoutout to the guy on Gilgamesh who farmed 80+ Wind-Up Golbez to sell.

Is this the mentality behind why almost every Japanese player on Master Duel plays Sky Striker?

Seeing lots of people talking about the "Lore Revelations" of Deltarune Chapter 5 and NOT A SINGLE PERSON is talking about how SAN FRANCISCO exists now???

The only reason to ever buy a game is because it has multiplayer. It is almost always morally correct to pirate everything else.

GTA VI will be the most refunded game in history when everyone realizes their PCs can't run it and they can't afford to upgrade.

Sekiro's Mortal Blade has got to be in the Top 10 fictional swords of all time. Right up there with Excalibur and Frostmourne. Sword that if you draw it you just fucking die. Top 10 easy.

i am officially extending pride month to the end of the year as a treat

THIS is the ACTUAL canary in the coal mine its so over...

this is how they be talking about me

Fourth of five

Imagine if we were writing articles about Liz Truss like this... what the fuck is going on?

redraw (2023 ---- 2026) #fanart

Deltarun......

Oh, your man likes colouring books? Better upload that one to instagram so the world can make fun of him along with you. Oh, he likes playing yugioh? Better alienate him by calling him a manchild so that he has to hide his cards in his car so you don't make him feel lesser for having a hobby.

Why do so many normie men get into relationships with women they don't like being around? I'll never understand.

Shaddolls are for the dolls.

gamer perfect alexander would abuse save states