water off a cuck’s back

Watched Jennifer’s Body for the first time last night AMA

How PTV got me moving

When I see T***** S****

Oh you’re “locked & plugged” well I just cooked the most unbelievably delicious preparation of kale imaginable so put that up your butt why don’t u

The best excuse to dress cute

True Romance on CD >>>

I can hip thrust 300lbs btw

this is what our daughter or gay son will read

Charlie Kirk got shot and I got a Kreayshawn CD…wild

Foster’s Home for Imaginary Guys To Get Mad At

bug chasers at the free clinic

Would it be too crazy of me if I left a comment asking the guy who scammed me out of $40 on depop then blocked me to be a good boy and give me $40 on his Gooner puppy account bc I found his Gooner puppy account and I really want my $40

Ferb:

SWAG (secretly we are gay)

My man (they) my man (they) my man (they)

umm did i just make the song of the summer😳?

Frozen strawberry margarita and a man with big tits and a furry butt

See a softie, post a softie.

Bewwy

Went for a hike today

Soda!!!!!!

Girl I can’t with the coriolis effect

You + your favorite Pokémon

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Splendid weekend

So I put my headphones on Listen to my favorite song

Happy Hump Day :p

Life as of late

teaaaaa i know a doll and her bear bestie when i see 'em

Tummies ur Tuesday #tummytuesday

Well girls… we’re back on that grind 🫩

Joyous #SCS

Sonic to Obama:

Drop an old pic of yourself that you still love. Halloween 2022

The wanting lemonade to getting lemonade pipeline

Would yall still think I was woofy if I shaved my beard…

I hope people named Jake are having a good day

Beach Bod ft Dirty Mirror

Tummy Tuesday

Who in the Midwest got a pool I need an excuse to wear a speedo

He was nb bear trade

Barbarian but it’s your Fire Island house

I GOT PINK PANTHRESS TICKETS

I need to take more tasteful nudes

Touched and Fat Shamed in the same night but you still couldn’t say I wasn’t giving Gyaru Bear Trade Realness

A bear without a halter top is an angel without its wings