This flouf is one of 15 healthy California condor chicks to hatch at our conservation center this season. A new record! #Condorable #KeepCalmAndCarrion

4 hours later. Still pissed.

I bought a rare but inexpensive vintage item on eBay and it was packed perfectly but arrived like USPS used the box as a Shake Weight. Destroyed. I want to cry about it.

Oh ffs. Can someone put these men in a time out.

manic yeti scream girl dinner

Hard to know when someone is hitchhiking or just being supportive

Ok that was fun. No more thread.

I should start a series called Mill Street, 1993. The landlord painted a purple circle around the ONE toilet sinking into the floor. To spiritually lift it. A fridge had thick layers of green paint and someone scratched “gnarly” & “burly” into it long before we lived there, like cave paintings.

My secret? I enjoy watching men hurt each others feelings, physically. That is why I too have a UFC style Thunderdome in my yard.

This is not how airports work. There are a finite number of slots and gates. You cannot take every international flight from seven of the biggest airports in the country and redistribute them to red states. That's not how any of this works.

PORTLAND COMMUNITY RESILIENCY FAIR Saturday, May 30, 2026 11:00 AM 2:00 PM David Douglas High School (North Building) 1001 Southeast 135th Avenue Portland, OR, 97233 United States (map) Lead testing your soil samples, loads of resources and info. www.csnpdx.org/community-re...

When I was 19, I rented a big old house with 5 girls in Eugene, OR. A few months later, a potential 6th roomie wanted to see if the basement could be a bedroom as a part was semi finished and the landlord was fine with it. A man was living there. For 3-4 mo. Window access.

When I see an AI summary, I avert my eyes like I walked in on my grandmother changing clothes.

I was not prepared for a world where I would be peer pressured into protein goals

Oregon is the best state confirmed! Oregon stretched from sea to shining sea on Tuesday after winning a “delete a state” tournament on Reddit to take over the entire U.S. map. theoregonian.visitlink.me/gH3YNc

Painting up my car like an orca and running limousines off the road

Woke up with The Anxiety™️ that I don’t have much time left, my future was stolen, there has to be more to life than this and if there isn’t, I want off the rock. If i’m not depressed and feel this way, how are my depressed cuties with anhedonia holding up? Yes you.

Do employers request access to social media as part of hiring process? Is that still a thing?

- 1 in 7 men have attempted or completed r*pe - 1 in 3 men have sexually ass*ulted a woman - 5 in 10 men have badgered a woman until she said "yes" - 8 in 10 men have lied to a woman to get sex - 9 in 10 men admit they don't accept "no" Until it's no men, it's all men.

Looks like black racers (I love snakes) non venomous but will bite when provoked by a donk in socks.

People in SoCal will have a 3.2 earthquake and learn about it on social media despite having just lived it. I love you guys so much.

🎵 BROOOOOO We’re halfway there WHOOOAAA-OHHH LOSING ALL OUR HAIR

If I’m smiling, step back. I’m baring my teeth.

Chasing shade, sandwiches, and flickers downtown. 📸: Portland, Oregon

I love it when I sleep in and wake up to coffee and breakfast. So i’m taking applications for that position.

Aries: Today will be a good day to settle old scores. Bring a knife.

I can come off as remarkably competent for someone with the lyrics of Gnarly and Stateside running in the background of my brain all day.

Overheard my daughter on the phone with a friend: 'oh shit we have to end him tonight'

These 8 Democrats voted to pass a national ban on trans teachers and mention of LGBTQ topics. Rep Henry Cuellar (TX) Rep. Don Davis (NC) Rep. Cleo Fields (LA) Rep. Laura Gillen (NY) Rep. Vicente González (TX) Rep. Marcy Kaptur (OH) Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (WA) Rep. Eugene Vindman (VA)

Women aren’t vague posting for fun. Some of us are trying not to get psychologically tackled by strangers for telling the truth about shit men did to us

May has been urgent care month for my family. I’m resigning as head of household if today’s visitor comes home with a nasty clinger. A lil bleach spritz down at the front door. Fire pit the clothing. Silkwood shower.

I was very sick for half a decade and am absolutely petrified of the lack of employment + every single professional role I’ve held is now done by AI. I feel so fucked.

mox, stop pronouncing cishet as si-shay. it's making people uncomfortable.

To be fair, this is exactly how my boyfriend got a second date.

I learned about ballmaxxing and men are stupid I won’t be taking questions.

This is someone who was once very dear to me and he’s in very bad shape after a horrific accident, being pinned under his truck. I can vouch for his situation. gofund.me/459eb0f61

I’m no longer a funny girl account. I’m a push you off your high horse account

Sometimes this place makes me so mad. Not in the X way of arguing with bots and trolls, in the “we all want the same thing but hate each other so we actively twist words choose failure rather than learn something” way. And the unsourced AI hysteria memeocrats are a plague.

Look at all that war-not-war we started and have-haven’t won.

My secret to not looking like an alligator leather handbag is sunscreen. I’m vain and my vanity is endorsed by my dermatologist.

GLp1 regulates cerebrospinal fluid production, independent of weight loss. It’s a scientific marvel.

It was me in the ER with kidney stones? This is the worst game of Clue. I want my Sunday do-over.

Getting lost in a grocery store, yelling “mom!” down 12 aisles, was my training for posting on bsky

This is how you do it

My biggest conspiracy theory is that telling working class people that engagement in the arts is a middle / upper class thing and to do so makes you a class traitor is a psyop to make them disengaged with themselves and the world and the beauty of being human, so that they accept worse treatment.

Bringing a rock, paper, and scissors to a knife fight.

I had chicken nuggets today I’m ungovernable

When I build something, I read the instructions and then build it incorrectly twice.

This is how I access my therapist though my health plan and this is terrifying.

I saw a cybertruck with a vinyl zebra wrap and it didn’t blend into the herd by the water hole at all