SA CONTENT WARNING (Just in case) Folks are posting graphic/triggering content from the Epstein Files without mentioning that bit. Please be careful when you see posts of documents. Protect yourself as much as you might need to. There’s a lot of brutal shit in those documents. 💔❤️‍🩹💪🏽

Wondering if we grossly overestimated the screech and it turns out they honk like dorky geese.

If you call yourself a polyglot or polymath, I’m 💯 pretending you said polydactyl just to comment on how common it is.

I’m trying Tteokbokki for the first time and it is soooooooo good.

A woman in the Portland area had her window smashed and dragged from her car on the way to pick up a birthday cake for her granddaughter’s party. They smashed the windows, pulled her out, went through her purse, saw her passport and just left her needing medical care in a parking lot.

Today I learned a Kimbal Musk exists and nope nope nope.

This is god’s work.

Microdosing dopamine 💉: The town community group has unified, hilariously, weighing in on a neighbor dispute over giant yard art: a sculptural WORM. Everyone is team worm. Worm is being photoshopped into town life, they’re calling him the Blockness Monster 💀 Inject that humanity in my veins

USA Govt: There is no criminal sex trafficking ring with dear leader mentioned 38,000 times. No consequences. If there is a ring, it is run by our political opposition. They will face consequences. USA: We don’t care who is in it, burn them all down you weird creeper turds. Govt: woke mind virus

I’m really fucking sick of both the hard push and the backlash to Glp1 drugs. I am on a glp1 to drain off cerebrospinal fluid from smashing my brain. Not for weight loss. A friend takes it for PCOS. It is becoming essential medicine for world health but in USA it is thinspo only.

While you were watching the game - Elon Musk abandoned his grand plans for colonizing Mars, exposing all his previous promises as lies - TPUSA's big halftime show plans crashed - X went down - President Trump cried about the halftime show as much as everyone expected him to

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

Patriarchy in action: The Epstein files showcase the private behavior of a male ruling class. They network, joke & trade info. Women on the periphery do the office & sexual housework: organize the men's calendars, arrange food, grace a table & provide sex. www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...

I can’t handle the Jake Paul chin wig. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

What happens at the bottom of the ocean is none of our business

I propose we call this the Dumpling Rule as an homage to the fact no matter where you travel human beings have universally looked at food and went “we should put food inside other food”

See. Microdosing that dopamine.

right now is the absolute perfect time to criticize potential candidates for president what are you talking about

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And we know how they intend to make us sad as they've been very loud about that: Strip women of voting rights End no-fault divorce (& ultimately divorce) End employment discrimination protections End any & all abortion End birth control Lower age of consent

I come from a long line of people who died.

The mumu is off. I hit 500 followers. Get me to 1000 and I put the mumu back on.

Oregon's U.S. District Court Judge, Mustafa Kasubhai, granted a preliminary injunction in a proposed class-action lawsuit targeting the DHS' practice of "arrest first, justify later." www.npr.org/2026/02/05/g...

The Skanner, the largest Black community paper in the NW, has closed after 50 years. All their work online is gone, URL is a 404. They are Oregon Black History, they documented, advocated through decades of work in one of the whitest areas of the nation. This is so sad.

Yeah, sex is great but have you ever had a therapist repeat your key points back to summarize what they’ve heard in the session?

We need to understand that this is still just one step towards the goal. To make us a servant class again. To keep people from using their skills to have independence or better their outcomes— this isn’t just about loans.

My dad would’ve been 78 today. He hated sharing his birthday with a rodent Jim Cantore.

I’m catching blocks because of the Raggedy Ann & Andy photo I posted and definitely not my scorched earth politics.

my new therapist: what if we both took ketamine and held hands instead

Men will eagerly & shamelessly do this but become indignant if women suggest they're not safe for women & that the problem with men abusing women & girls isn't simply the individual, it's also how men, acting in class solidarity, protect them.

This is my home, my city.

I keep thinking again, in light of the latest Epstein files dump, about how MeToo “went too far.”

Something very clear in all the personal emails and messages among Epstein and his friends (like Steve Bannon and Larry Summers): They hate women.

Okay guys, let’s not get hyperbolic and use worlds like Nazi gestapo. Don’t say they are modeled on American slave catchers. Nothing like Stasi, SSIS OVRA or KGB goons or the Mississippi Sov-Com, Brazilian DOPS or Benito’s Black Shirts.

My small distraction from *the horrors* is through contributing to the male loneliness epidemic. How are you practicing self care?

Epstein literally typing like a goblin is driving me insane

Many states update the DNC weekly and even daily. They’d notice pretty damn quick and a big 🚨 would go off.

I lost followers for suggesting y’all do something so mild. Go online for 3 min and temporarily change your voter registration from Democrat to Nonpartisan. The DNC will shit themselves. And potential loss of $$$ sends a message to get in line with their constituents.

I was 15 years deep in ECUSA & still know at least 80+ Episcopal clergy (seminary, clergy spouse & my Diocesan work). I left, but my clergy friends are out protesting, assisting & preaching humanity from the pulpit. Deborah is real. She’s all in for coffee hour social club but is a vapid twit.

My mom threw a tantrum and ditched me with her $350 electric bill. So how are your parents? Godspeed Catherine O’Hara

What, and I mean WUT, the actual fuck.

What with my country hating everyone I love, I can’t stop catastrophising so my ass is back in therapy to learn how to sleep without dread consuming me. How are you coping?

Nothing is preventing me from becoming the sleep paralysis demon of every Democrat leader who wants to “imagine a nice-ice.”

Gonna go ahead and say this was a) inevitable and b) widely predicted, but the subhuman shitstains involved in all this c) don't care.

5 year streak of no doors slammed in my home ended. It was me.

Just injured myself rage cleaning. There is no worker’s compensation, i’m the worst employer.

Kansas just passed a monstrous bill enabling criminal penalties and vigilante lawsuits for trans people using the bathroom according to their gender identity and requires them to surrender their current drivers licenses and birth certificates if it does not match their sex assigned at birth.

Born to have so much potential, forced to burn out from debilitating anxiety (but sometimes funny online)

I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.

The "ban whistles" stuff is how you know whistles are working incredibly well