An Equatorial Guinean fashion doll called Malabo Barbie

Eem r't fan ay muck ed na daab n ba nazh Hmmock eth ree Hreefsumtah eed oorht stilloob

Been learning to do cryptic crossword clues lately, and Google AI has been a really big help 👍

Their goal is to create so much chaos and so many crises that it starts to feel like nothing you do makes a difference. Don’t believe it. Every action matters. Keep showing up and remember the resistance will prevail!

🎵 ... they say we are out of furniture

The hovertext 😂

@bgporter.net What song is this from? It's not the mooing in Bed Bed Bed, is it ... ? bsky.app/profile/tmbo...

Oh hell yeah

If America hadn’t been founded on such idealistic principles, perhaps it might not have drifted so far from them? It’s a land of extremes, incompatible with its shadow, fighting its reflection. It’s carbonated, caffeinated and oh so stimulating. Happy Birthday, USA!

Zeke & I drove past this 4th of July spectacle set up just outside Abergavenny, Wales. We stopped bc we wanted to see their American credentials. 🤨 The ticket booth was closed. Booooooo.

Made it through the doors and in to my dentist's exactly one minute before my appt time. 😳 😎 The receptionist was speaking to someone on the phone and made them an appt for 2:30. 😂

Can anyone explain to me how and when “Stuff is Way” became a Spotify hit that has surpassed “Boss of Me” “Particle Man” and “Doctor Worm”

“Hold it right there, Frank! … If you’re gonna shake, you do it in another room!”

@thebloggess.bsky.social I don't want to alarm you, but I think the matrix glitched (apologies if you're already aware x)

Ah! how cheerfully we consign ourselves to perdition!

“Good heavens, John! Call someone! ... The entire basement looks dry!”

Thinking is, or ought to be, a coolness and a calmness; and our poor hearts throb, and our poor brains beat too much for that.

😎 Worgle 1626 2/6 ⚪🟡⚪🟡🟢🟢 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢

I saw a hedgehog last night!! I haven't seen a hedgehog in years! decades!! 🫢 He fat!! 😍

Every time I make the typo "grabity" part of me wants to argue that it should have been called that all along.

🤔 😂

@gkt-wales.bsky.social 😎 www.maptap.gg June 22 100🎯 100🎯 99🎯 96🔥 99🎯 Final score: 983

Spending the afternoon researching candidates and their statements for Washington State's upcoming primary election. (In August -- we have early voting.) Wow some of these statements O.o. My gods.

Summer solstice–the start of astronomical summer–was this morning at 4:24 a.m. EDT. The hottest parts of summer are still weeks away, but this year’s solstice does include above-normal temperatures in the Mid-Atlantic, Southern Plains, and Pacific Northwest.

Beverly Cleary’s “The Mouse and the Motorcycle” on acid and w awesome alt text. Props, man! ✌🏻😎

“According to these figures, Simmons, your department has lost another No. 2 Double N—and I want you to find it!”

"At what point are you looking at forces of?" Quality tutoring from yours truly ✌🏻

bring the bass clarinet ! ! >squeak< >squeak< >squeak<

The Dutch doing this in fuckin Dallas, Texas is very funny to me, an American who has seen Cowboys fans who represent one of the most valuable sports teams on earth never approach this level of enthusiasm this century.

omg they're making Spam out of cats

I GUESS I'D HAVE TIME TO LEAD A MOB IF I DIDN'T ALREADY HAVE A JOB

Happy Millennials Are Killing Day! @ok.glass This is the best song. Cannot over-recommend. ✌🏻 😎 okglass.bandcamp.com/album/same

🇺🇸 Today is Flag Day 🇺🇸 and also Obama Appreciation Day 🇺🇸 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_... I have a story! 1/5

As ever, happy birthday to all June-14th-ers, except one.

Can we all stop pushing the button please?

penblwydd hapus i john linnell heddiw ! ! 🎈 🎈 🎈 >squeak< >squeak< >squeak< ❤️ all love and all the cake ! 🎂 >squeak< zeke & rm3 @tmbg.bsky.social

But that’s when all my troubles began

I majored in Disgusting Slime with a minor in Comparative Cooties

I take pride in my alt-text, but some is better than others. This one…this is one of my favorites.

Petition regarding the proposed data centre I posted about the other week. Sign and share if you can, especially if you or someone you know lives in the affected areas! And boost, boost, boost: https://acornuk.good.do/cymru/stop-llanrumney-data-centre/ #Wales #cardiff #cymru

The spectacular Venus-Jupiter #conjunction is tonight! 🥳 Shortly after #sunset, brilliant #Venus will appear next to bright #Jupiter. And #Mercury will lie below them in the evening twilight. Watch this video: buff.ly/fSA3rMC Visit EarthSky’s night sky guide: buff.ly/QJkeIZz 📸 EarthSky.org.

i am a mean and bitey rat today >eek< grrrrrrrr >eek< * bite * bite * bite * bite * bite *

RAC, you absolute dorks. I emailed you saying "I'm overseas right now and can't ring you re. renewal" and a whole damn week later you reply saying "please ring us and we'll be happy to talk with you." GAHHH! *slap*slap*slap*

Please save me from myself. Eek. Eek eek eek.