I would eat a Twinkie wiener sandwich (and so should you)

I gotta level with ya. That might have been the worst three thousand dollars I ever spent.

This is a total aside, but don’t use water from your hot tap for cooking, if you draw from a hot water tank. That water is not clean. I’ve seen gross water from a tank w bad sediment build up. Don’t do it! I’ve had to school a friend and my dad in one week. My dad twice and he’s still doing it. YUK!

>squeak< >squeak< >squeak<

Beautiful crescent view of Earth from the Artemis II crew on April 3rd. flic.kr/p/2s5E44L

Happy World Rat Day!! www.nationaldaycalendar.com/national-day...

Yeah, man. I'll gnaw your face off. Meh!

"I'm sad that she made me be in a selfie" -PDog

Speed and Velocity: Will I line it up this time??

Here we go again. Zeke & I love you!! 💙✌🏻 (SAN - GEG)

Happy Istanbul not Constantinople Day!!

A snap of the setting crescent moon in San Diego tonight. Wowee!! 😀 It's horizontal! Just like the moon on the flag of Mauritania (my fav flag)! 🇲🇷 1/2

Hello from San Diego! This mirror art is on the hotel walls by the elevators. There are twelve pentagons. A flattened dodecahedron 😱 I tried to fold them back up into 3D but I couldn't get them off the wall. ☹️

This is your regular reminder that Zeke & I love you 💙✌🏻

Today's major project: making H*R magnets!

peep peep peep >eek<

damn your eyes, you mustn’t swear that way when you’re preaching

Cave Idus Martias 🔪🔪🔪

... just wanted to know whether a post office was open on Saturday. I guess I'll make a point of going to this branch 😆

… … … (nipples?)

Thank all the gods that I have Zeke Rat. I love you so much, fuzzy little black rat. I would be lost without you. Good rat, Zeke 💙

In (lengthy) queue for take off. Sake and I love you 💙✌🏻

Your gal RM3 is already bedraggled and we haven't even taken off yet

a treat ! >squeak< my rm3 is now covered in powdered sugar >squeak< >squeak<

Aaanyway, we don't know where your bags are

There is no staying in any one place; for at one and the same time everything has to be done everywhere.

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

"... and language is what makes people talk." #teamTheCheat youtu.be/wdSQe0MjgB0?...

@seymourgalore.bsky.social arrived today >squeak< thank you so much ! >squeak< >squeak< >squeak< rm3 is enchanted by this tiniest of stars >squeak<

I can't believe it's not blubber

There's something like 75 OK Glass songs on Bandcamp, they are all free (whether there or on ok.glass) but I am mentioning it because it's Bandcamp Day and there's never been a better time to give me money okglass.bandcamp.com

Made mention to my landlady that Zeke and I are going on a nerd cruise and she said, "A nude cruise??!"

the packaging said grapes but i 'm pretty sure these are olives >squeak<

Swimming in the ocean is completely different from swimming in a pool. For a start, the sharks are completely different species.

Penblwydd hapus i ti @robynhitchcock.bsky.social ! 🎈 🎈 🎈 🥳

😳 ... 💜💛

Cried all over my bestie bc I feel like I'm not Doing It Okay. She said, and I quote: "There's plenty of ways for It to be okay. You're making It work, bumps and all, and I think that's the best any of us can claim." 1/2

Yay!! This! More this!!

Have I told you about my favorite band? Let me tell you about my favorite band.

what3words

I love the Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete!

Operation epic futility

There is no marketing I'm more susceptible to these days than any company saying they don't use generative AI in their projects. I'm a sitting duck for that promise even if they're selling graham crackers or masking tape.

Dydd gŵyl Dewi hapus 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Your computer has too much computer in it, and not enough typewriter

Had cause today to remember this relic from the early 90s

Me: "Siri: set a gods damned timer for ten minutes." Siri: "... ... ... " Me: "NOW!" Siri: "On it!" (sets timer)