Ukip held a rally in Margate today. 7 of them and a dog. Poor dog. They were met by about 400 anti racists and had to have a police escort across the beach. Probably went to Spoons. 7 of them! 🤣

This is KCC UKIP councillor Amelia Randall. She arranged a protest & 5 other racists turned up with her. Margate stood up to fascism in their 100s to counter protest. Margate Rocks!!

Stop calling MAGA “conservative.” Actual conservatives believe in limited government, the rule of law, separation of powers, states’ rights, and the Constitution. 1/3

At an anti-ukip demo in Margate... we're in good voice.

Tylenol has just released a study connecting Donald Trump with adultery, lying, rape, and pedophilia.

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If you think that adults taking Tylenol hurt kids, just wait until you read what the adults in the Epstein Files were doing to them.

Jess Naz having to deal with racism is not okay. Important we all speak up and stand in solidarity with her.

This morning I noticed that someone had pasted up an entire newspaper onto a billboard in town. It's a sign of the times. I thank you.

I saw a hilarious post about some dude claiming AI will replace plumbers and electricians because he got ChatGPT to explain some DIY task to him. I'm now off to tell my house cleaner they're fired because ChatGPT was able to explain to me how to use a mop. It's so over for them.

The problem with making your own bread is that you tend to eat a lot of bread. On the other hand, making your own bread means you get to eat a lot of bread.

Trump making Gadaffi's UN speech look normal.

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"We have a lot of stupid people in this country running things." Donald Trump

The quality of football the kids are playing these days insane. There are 8 year olds at this training session who'd run rings around me. And yes, I'm not the greatest football player, but still.

Anyone out in Bath today. If you spot this bike and tell me where it is I will pay you fuckin handsomely. Pop a lock on it I’ll literally give you £500.

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

Next up at @londevsfdc.bsky.social is @pchittum.com with a talk on parallel platform event subscribers, which has the most lovely name, "One is the loneliest number". #Salesforce #apex #trailblazerCommunity

And our first speaker for the night is @martineley.bsky.social , giving us an intro to the really exciting @heroku.com AppLink for Salesforce.

Yay! It's @londevsfdc.bsky.social time! And we're hosted by the brilliant folk at EPAM, and here's Harpreet giving us a brief history on the incredible stuff they've been up to. #Salesforce #saas #meetup #trailblazerCommunity #heroku

The @londevsfdc.bsky.social event starting bang on time, of course! Huge thanks to EPAM for hosting us! #TrailblazerCommunity

Oh yes... it's @londevsfdc.bsky.social tonight. Not only are you all in for two excellent talks, amazing hosting by our wonderful sponsors EPAM, loads of SWAG.... but we also might get a fancy new joke :)

We really want to see some of our female members on stage at DevOps Dreamin' London on Nov 20th. Will it be you? Let's not have a developer conference in our city where women aren't represented talking about key technical topics. #Salesforce Complete the CFP - devopsdreamin.com/call-for-spe...

Just had our water bill through... looks like Southern Water think it's OK to up ours by 53%. 53%!!! @pollybillington.bsky.social I'm sure you're hearing about this from lots of people. How can this increase be justified in a monopoly situation?

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There are no quiet parts. Everything is out loud now.

imagine getting qt dunked by ed davey. unrecoverable. you’re furious and he is serenely going down a log flume in bognor regis.

Back skating for the first time in ages! It shows.

In fairness to the police, frail pensioners with disabilities are far easier to arrest

Sky News says police are "overwhelmed by the numbers". Met coped perfectly well with 2x as many at the pro-Gaza rally, 5x as many at the anti-Brexit march, and 15x as many at London Pride. They're not overwhelmed by the numbers. They're overwhelmed by the ratio of violent thugs in those numbers.

They're talking about the racism, right?

TIL (by accident): Canva's AI was also generate code.

“Trans ideology” isnt even a thing thats like saying there was a shooting motivated by diabetic ideology

Note to self: Try to run Salesforce package builds in the morning (UK time).

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Thank goodness that someone is finally taking a stand for the white man.

Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).

it's so cute when the IT guys calls it my "temporary" password

EXCLUSIVE | A man convicted of the attempted murder of a 14-year-old child is now part of a group of vigilantes, who have been ‘patrolling’ Belfast's streets and claim to be protecting women and children from migrants

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@pollybillington.bsky.social Is this your labour government? It's certainly not why you had my vote, but it absolutely is why Labour won't get it again.

This is genuinely what a Labour government thinks terrorism looks like in the UK right now and I'm losing my god damn mind

Ok, I just got my submissions in on time... and of course I bought my ticket whilst I was on the site.

Good morning and happy Sunday to everyone. It's still the Department of Defense. Just like it's still the Gulf of Mexico. Just like the other place is still the Twitter. Just like he’s still in the Epstein files.

The Reform UK conference gives a standing ovation to "special guest" Lucy Connolly, who pled guilty to stirring up racial hatred after she called for asylum hotels to be set on fire with people inside them.