I don't mean to come across as a Barry Big Balls, but I just got a mail from Warren Buffet!!! Well actually it was from "Mr Warren E. Buffett Billionaire investor" and he says I'm due a $2.5m gift. I know I said I'd never forget the little people in my life... BUT SCREW YOU ALL!!!

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Friday appears to have started well. All will be revealed when we slice her open for breakfast in an hour or so. #baking #sourdough

But don't you make Swiss cheese from Hole Milk?

Roses are red, Salesforce's cloud is blue, If you write @shirtforce.org a poem, A t-shirt could be on it's way to you. Write @shirtforce.org your very own “Roses are red” style verse and be in with a chance to win a free t-shirt.. with some fresh new Valentine's themed ones dropping next week.

Just a few of days left to RSVP for the next meet of the @londevsfdc.bsky.social next weds 21st. We have fab talks lined up from 2 experts, + we'll here about all about translating Data 360 for devs, + branding your Org & CMS. RSVPS: trailblazercommunitygroups.com/e/m9atn5/

Join us on the 29th for our January meetup. Reg is open to in-person attendees who identify as women, and work in the Salesforce ecosystem - trailblazercommunitygroups.com/e/m4ut7w/ We're incredibly grateful to our host and sponsor for the night Computer Futures 🥳 #LonSFWiT #TrailblazerCommunity

🎶 💕 Roses are red, Could this be a clue, About new designs, And a competition coming to you? 💕 🎶 Yes indeed! With Valentine’s Day around the corner it’s time to start putting some love in the air, and on your backs. Read on for details on FREE shipping, and a great new competition. #valentines

Well I didn't have "fix a toilet flush mechanism" on my agenda for today... but I can add it and tick it off anyway. The joys of working from home.

Kemi Badenock is starting to make Liz Truss look like an absolute genius.

I spent yesterday freaking out about a sourdough loaf I was making as I'm trying some new things. This morning I freaked out as I'd not turned the over down after pre-heating it, then realised I didn't put the timer on... only to find out I hadn't even put the loaf in yet. The loaf turned out flat.

What sort of asshole nation would think such a thing?

I understand the pressures on the BBC, but Radio 4's coverage of the Minneapolis shooting is an example of "bad balance". It's all "the Trump regime says she was a terrorist, but Democrats say it was murder". The BBC has the footage. It doesn't have to treat truth and falsehood as equally valid.

Just throwing it out there - I'm a really decent #Salesforce Admin. I have 7 certs, I have 11 years of experience, references will praise me. I'll have my #BA in Business Information Systems by March. If someone (not in the US) wants to recruit me, I'm all ears.

I spent weeks watching hundreds of videos from Jan 6th to place them in time and space as part of a collaboration with Richard Engel, and I can categorically say this version of events is bullshit.

London in the good old days - before everyone's feet pointed forwards.

It’s so cold today I saw the postie wearing leggings with their shorts

Oh yeah, you're a real big Star Wars Fan! You probably don't even know that Yoda's family name is Lehiihoo…

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp7S... It's the 2025 Ohana Slack Predictions Retro! In January 2025, a bunch of us on Ohana Slack made some predictions of what would happen in the Salesforce ecosystem throughout the year. Just how accurate were we? Watch and find out.

Anyone out there making podcasts, blogs, art, or other good things and fancy collaborating with Colchester Museums this year? We like history, creativity, and people who get excited about both. Let’s chat!

First day back at work... time to put my New Years resolution into practice. #newYearResolution #newYearNewMe

You gotta stop giving them money. You absolutely don’t need to do crosswords and wordles and shit

Can you just imagine where we'd be if only Ed Milliband could eat bacon sandwiches like a normal person.

I've already fallen right off my dry January attempt... and now I'm not only pissed off at the person that was the catalyst, but I'm also pissed off at myself.

2025 has been quite a year for #LonSFWiT, the 1st time in our 9 years we've held an event each and every month 🥳 Driven solely by demand, so thank you to our members, as well as the sponsors and speakers, who all combined to make this such a bumper year. #CGLYearinReview2025 💙 #TrailblazerCommunity

Time for the SpongeBob movie... Send thoughts and prayers.

I don't know how I've managed to do it ( might be the mulled wine) but I think I've just convinced The Badja to play Stardew Valley with me

#BlueskyResistance #Voices4Victory #ProudBlue As 2025 comes to a close, I feel the need to re-state my position… just so we’re clear.

Man who bought up 33,000 acres of farmland to avoid tax and moved his business to Singapore after the Brexit he voted for wants your sympathy.

After a really lovely walk with the family and dogs this morning on the beach, I thought I might be super productive this afternoon... ... then my daughter asked me to play Humans Fall Flat, and that's all I've done since. It's _such_ a good game. #humansFallFlat

Has anyone invented a hoi sin cocktail?

The final day of our Advent of T-Shirts in partnership with Salesforce Ben, and today we reveal the winners of our selfie comp. Drum-roll please… they are @ellieatwhl.co.uk & Emma Keeling. It’s been a joy to see all the t-shirt designs over the past 24 days, + we hope you’ve loved them too.

We have so much tech available to us; we have so many awesome features, and hundreds of brilliant libraries and frameworks already exists... yet still you let me input 3 digits into a day-of-the-month input box. #ui #ux #designFail

Another year of very mixed results when it comes to the Christmas harvest of carrots. If nothing else, at least I'm consistently inconsistent.

There was an open-mic night at the local last night. The organiser brought along an electric kit and I managed to pluck up the courage to join a few folk to provide a drum track. It was SO much fun, and the first time I've played in front of people in probably 27+ years.

We shouldn’t need to tell you, but some folk need reminding, and that’s what the 22nd day of the Advent of T-Shirts is here to do. Free shipping on this tee today, thanks to our partnership with Salesforce Ben. Tee @ shirtforce.org/tee/kiss #salesforce #kiss #trailblazerCommunity #shirtforce

This is a unix system I know this.

mr stephen miller sir, have you considered taking up boxing

Day 20 of the #AdventCalendarofTshirts, wearing my TDX London tee from earlier this year. Speaking at my first Salesforce-led event was a proud moment, but I definitely prefer community conferences! #TrailblazerCommunity

It’s the advent of T-Shirts Day 20, and if you want your next live demo to go just as you planned then you need this t-shirt… oh, and whatever happened to Genie? Free shipping on this tee today, thanks to our partnership with Salesforce Ben. Tee @ shirtforce.org/tee/my-lucky-demo-t-shirt #demo

Woke early (for a Saturday)... tee'd up the weekend's posts for @shirtforce.org Advent of Code and.... AND... just got my Satchel of the East in my latest RDR2 play-through.

Just spreading the Christmas cheer. If you subscribe to Infinitebacon.com you'll get 15% OFF your first order. Thank you!

Day 19 of the Advent of T-Shirts is the last working day for a lot of you, so let’s make this special. Rep'ing all the Women in Tech today is @ellieatwhl.co.uk sporting a WiT design by our regular contributor Laetitia. This and other #WiT tees here @ shirtforce.org/tees/wit #womenInTech

Day 18 of the #AdventCalendarofTshirts, wearing my All the Techie Ladies tee, one of my favourite @shirtforce.org shirts and clearly well loved. Tonight is my final adult tap class of 2025, a very tenuous link, but Thursday night dancing gives my brain space & keeps me moving. #TrailblazerCommunity

Everyone loves a good laptop sticker... and everybody loves a ginger, right? One of the funny birthday presents from my mum.

If you know us, you know that we’re ALL about community. And this nod to the Ohana is our pick for the 17th day of the Advent of T-Shirts. Tee @ shirtforce.org/tee/smells-like-ohana - Free shipping today! Why not share your festive selfie to enter a draw to win a FREE tee for the holiday?

this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.