Ok Friends, that's enough with nostalgia. Stop it. . . . . . . . . 🔥 Said no one ever 🔥

Bluesky engineers when their website is successful

I saw this video and at first my thought was Japan's first woman prime minister ? thats cool!! That immediately died upon hearing the words "admirer of Margaret thatcher"

Introduce yourself with 4 games, but it's the 90s

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17 years ago, on April 29th 2008 we released Grand Theft Auto IV. On order to focus on making the game truly next-gen, we dropped a ton of game features from San Andreas. Stats (fitness, weight), Multiple cities, Stealth, Underwater swimming, Jet packs, Tanks, Bicycles, Monster trucks, Car modding

Someone converted a Saab 9-5 saloon into a wagon with bits from an Audi Avant and I'm all in for it. Sick 🔥

this is precisely how twitter would have been in germany in the 1940s

"This game is as deadly serious about the typing tutor part of the package as it is showing off nighttime drifting around hairpin corners." www.pcgamer.com/games/i-thou...

absolutely bodied by luxembourgish

You have to understand that the classism brainrot is so strong that JKR can essentially just say anything, and because she's in the class whose members are ontologically Polite it becomes a Polite And Appropriate Opinion to classists. Nothing she says can drag her down while she's rich.

lol i forgot abt this comic it did p well on twitter iirc

was going thru twitter mentions for the first time in a while and just noticed this lmao

Hmm

Actual Transition Goals

my wife (roleplaying as a pothole): ooooh my that’s an awfully nice ass-phalt you’ve got there me (tipping my hard hat and straightening my lace safety vest): thank you madam pothole, i’ve been sent here by the city to come fill you up

everyone on xiaohongshu is so wise...

When I had a violent stalker who would graphically describe how he would have me gang raped, puncture my organs and and break all my bones, I was told the police "couldn't do anything". Consider this a reminder that they absolutely ✨can✨ do something. They just don't care about YOU.

THIS IS AMAZING NEWS!!!

guys... im.. not so sure about this new sanitizer...

fwiw effort -> complex, high-context work that requires significant engagement and prior buy-in, the product of much conscious deliberation no effort -> instant, low-context work distilling the most basic parts of what makes the artist's work good that the artist has fully, implicitly internalized

yo @support.bsky.team, give Jesse Singal’s gross bigoted ass the boot already, nobody wants him or his creepy lil cronies on here. fuck anyone who doesn’t fuck with trans people

the hawk tuah girl is currently losing all good faith online from people because she started a scam crypto coin, been kind of insane to watch this crash and burn, but not unexpected

finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years

I came onto Bluesky an hour ago, and the first two things I saw were posts providing useful context for understanding the imposition of martial law in South Korea—the exact kind of thing that Twitter used to be so useful for in a developing crisis.

Want my wedding ring? Come and try to take it.

Crazy Taxi was such a good concept for a game. It’s all in the title. You’re mentally ill, and you own a taxi. Sign me up.

y’all @thekingpleb.bsky.social just went and did a full Bellingcat on the Brunei collection this thread is INCREDIBLE

The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.

bloomfie

bluehook.astrid.place I have made a tool to allow y'all to build Bluesky bots on the edge! The tool consumes the firehose for you, and then sends the response over HTTP

Some lists of bad actors to block (click subscribe, then select block). Didn't create these, but I block 'em all! Up to you how you want to handle! MAGA Right Wing Propaganda Far right NFT/AI/Crypto More NFT/AI/Crypto British Bigots Nazis Content Scrapers

resolved: people who insist that all social media sites must be places where users are constantly encountering and arguing with people over fundamental disagreement do so because their actual, real lives are echo chambers where they do not encounter any meaningful difference from day-to-day.

a major problem with bluesky is that i can offhandedly remark "i hate drawing, its too hard" and then a sweet old lady will gently encourage me and kindly point me to some useful resources to get started drawing and i dont know what to do with myself

I gotcha, I'll show ya You can detatch quotes like such: Whenever someone quotes you, go to the quote and click the multiple bullet button for extra features. Click detach quote. Should be that simple!

I think the most frustrating part about all of this isn’t losing the numbers, I can always hit 48k again. It’s leaving behind a ton of memories all because of some man baby running what used to be my favorite platform into the ground

it’s pretty funny watching the right, who thrive online off of hate and “triggering the libs”, migrate here because people are abandoning twitter the online right can’t exist without people to antagonize

attention bluesky: the hour is upon us - a new platform for an old friend welcome back, The Wats Thread

on one hand doxxing is bad. on the other hand nick fuentes is worse

Seeing more and more unsavory types trying to set up here, figured it would be good to post The Image

I know everyone says this, but the amount of STUFF libraries have available digitally is just breathtaking. My library system here in Baton Rouge has thousands of Udemy courses available. And they're free! They're so free. Libraries are cool. Librarians are cool. Support your libraries.

Earnest post, but: a thing I like here is it’s okay to have moments of happiness in public without being broadly scolded, and I believe that sustaining this kind of humanity will be very important as we resist fascism. We have to sustain each other. Making joy isn’t denial, it’s how we will survive

all my mint enthusiasts, please rise 🙌

I promised i'd repost my emoji mega thread, so here it is! I created all of these emojis and more, here's a thread containing all the high quality transparents for everyone to use <3 I'm a latino immigrant, any support is really appreciated in these times :"D my pwyw mega bundle is below!

if you're lgbt, if you're black or hispanic or muslim, if you're a woman, if you're part of any sort of marginalized group it's the most unfair thing that you have to keep fighting but I beg you please be brave please be safe please try to survive