There’s more of us than there are of them. They can’t control us. They can’t stop us from voicing our dissent. Thugs and thuggery is not a winning future, even if they think so. See you at No Kings.

These are up all over my city tonight <3

“Initially, it was his voice that attracted me but in the end, I fell for the brainworm.”

“I asked if he had a brainworm in his pocket or he was just pleased to see me. He gurgled, “No, the brainworm is in my brain as you would expect. That’s my penis.””

As suspected. All these corrupt POS.

You gotta give ‘em hop.

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This senile liar who currently occupies the White House does not remember that he was President on January 6th. If you voted for this senile liar, and if you enable him today, you clearly are ok with breaking America. The ruins of our once great nation are because of you.

Sorry to hear about Diane Keaton, she was a cool one.

Terribly sad news about one of the greats. Diane Keaton has died at 79. people.com/diane-keaton...

Here's how I know Trump is ailing-when was the last time he played golf.

Money buys Trump no matter who you are. Those MAGA “patriots” elected a …

I think we need to rebrand "Antifa". Trump chose that because it sounds foreign and scary. An Anti-Facist society needs a solid name that WE choose, like The Eisenhowers, or The Cricket Club (#ripCricket)or the classic White Rose.

I'm so proud of everyone from my old neighborhood of Rogers Park in Chicago. I see what you have been and are doing. I am so proud of how organized the community is and how much more so everyone is becoming. It is inspiring. Just one example... And this is something EVERYONE can do. Everyone.

Men claim women talk too much, but boy if you get that man on a panel, he will over talk every woman present in the room.

They certainly gave this to the right person. So moving.

I’m sure Trump will post a heartfelt and sincere congratulatory message to Maria Corina Machado for winning the Nobel Peace Prize, as any president with class and dignity would do.

Breaking: Trump awarded Nobel Pissed Prize

This is so excellent it actually made me tear up.

Yes! This...

the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa

“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

Dolly Parton is the personification of an angel on earth. Everyone is sending light your way, Dolly. Everyone loves you. Everyone dreams of bringing the humanity, kindness, light and joy you give to the world, every day. #DollyParton #WeLoveDolly

They have tried again and again but they can't get a grand jury to be mad about someone fighting an ICE goon

YES! MORE OF THIS! Thank you Brigadier General Alan R. Gronewold from Oregon’s National Guard 🙏 Source: www.oregonlive.com/politics/202... #Oregon #Portland #50501Movement

Update from the war zone in Portland.

Once Upon a Dream isn't from Maleficient! #dwts

Chicagoans are calling it "Operation Butterfingers."

That she's cool as fuck?

Sushi is rather relaxed.

Fat Man and Little Boy bombed.

Chapelle is the big disappointment.

Praising Eric Adams is dumb, unnecessary and only serves to condone corruption and lawlessness.

Roslyn Carter once said Ronald Reagan, "makes people comfortable with their prejudices." Trump didn't create MAGA, he just brought it out from under its white sheet and put a red hat on it.

I mean yes this is funny, but the fact that these unconstitutional stormtroopers are so directionless that they literally stand around waiting for random nonwhite delivery guys to bike past them is just pathetic. No mandate, no mission, no clue. Just racism.

Pete Hegseth is by any measure a horrible human being but bottom line he is just so Goddamn dumb.

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If they were real, wouldn’t the bullets say “fuck ice”’

They're about to shut down the government to protect the Epstein Files from disclosure. Whatever is in the files must be so unhinged as to be beyond imagination.

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

The first successful treatment of Huntington’s disease, accomplished via Adeno-Associated Virus Therapy and direct brain introduction. An exciting day for medicine! 🧪 www.bbc.com/news/article...

Kimmel was blocked out IN VERMONT. Digest that for a moment. We quickly found the content on youtube but we are talking about broadcast TV here. If I am forced to have the abdomination that is Fox News available for free in my home, I sure as hell don't need...

More details on Kimmel's opening line. Fray Luis 1577 returned from Inquisition prison with “Decíamos ayer.” Unamuno echoed it in 1930 after exile. Jack Paar used “as I was saying” in 1960 after quitting Tonight. Last night Kimmel revived It, late night’s own tradition of comeback defiance.

Robert De Niro's hatred of Trump is pure and focused. #Kimmel