I deserve it

I'm just going to start detaching now so it hurts less later

Still just the girl that's planned near, not with. The offer to participate never greets me. I am dust.

Alphabetical search for roku, checking under p bc it's purple </3

What do I care? Everyone I love ends up starring in my nightmares; wake myself up screaming like I'm stuck up in a highchair.

I still have my 2005 build - a - bear

Mahmoud Khalil was inside his university-owned apartment Saturday night when several Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents entered and took him into custody.

Egg drop soup Egg clumsy Egg bad waiter Egg fired again Egg turn to life of crime

My life has been a series of discoveries of which 'welcoming communities' actually aren't.

I threw an entire pot of soup away tonight because I didn't like how it smelled

didn't hit my benchmarks for having fun on the computer today

Eating all the stuff under my nails today so i can take a sick day tomorrow.

Do you guys think everyone's all blinked at the same time before?

NINE SECONDS THREE FIGHTS GET ON OVER TO THE FOUR NATIONS, FOLKS, WE ARE SEEING PERFORMANCE ART ON ICE

Erasing our history won't erase us. Transgender people have always been here — and we always will be.

our self-titled EP has been out for 1 week now. thank u all for listening. linktr.ee/wormcircus ❤️

I made this or whatever #crochet #graphgan #handmade

It still fucks me up that hoss didn't get a funeral.

🚩🚩🚩i will eat a car payments worth of cherries given the opportunity🚩🚩🚩

obligatory nirvana cover happened last night

🚩🚩🚩i will eat a car payments worth of cherries given the opportunity🚩🚩🚩

I heard it's #caturday? #blackcat #calico #catsky

TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS

I hope my next life is easier and I meet him sooner.

Happy 3rd anniversary to the cherry tomato that rolled under my refrigerator.

Bro fuck fent i want my friends back

customer: your darkest roast please barista: it looks like helen keller tried to cut your hair with a knife and fork

I cannot believe that our ghetto ass govn't actually worked together to get rid of a fuckin app. Meanwhile, I can die from eating a mixed salad laced with Listeria or a mass shooting on my way to get it. Man, FUCK YALLL

RIP Dalton Trumbo, you would have loved 9/11.

There's nothing more annoying than hearing Effie say "oh wow" every other sentence. #skins #skinsuk

You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President

Any hobby that requires tweezers is not a hobby for me

I'm so behind

Need me a job where I don't have to read numbers to people all day

My parents have a favorite child. It's my husband.

We left for a couple days to visit my parents for the holiday; I think it's safe to say Hank missed us. #catsky #blackcatsky #blackcat #Christmas #holiday

made it this far through life without getting sucked down the shower drain but that doesn’t mean I will stop being wary of it

Got the chance to call someone a hound dog today, as intended by the King.

Working in a call center is fucked. Some of your parents need their phones taken away until they take bullying a little more seriously 🤣🫠

It's so hard to be mentally stable in an environment where you feel actively left out and disliked. It's so hard to not take everything so personally when it's habitual. I want to move to outer space.

#goodmorning from Henri! #calicosky #catsky

I saw waxahatchee in Burlington, i wanna say like 2015. Such a good show!

them: why did you pick the lock italians: gnocchi

I made an excellent, maybe all time best, beef stew last night and made lots of it so I would have delicious leftovers. Then I forgot to put it in the fridge after dinner. Please hold space for my period of mourning.

The fireworks panic was being done by police departments in major metropolitan areas to keep the populace awake so they would be too tired to continue protesting against police brutality.

Fact. Dunning-Kruger effect.

Olives should be illegal (I cannot afford to keep eating them like this)

What if I used this white glue like eye drops

‘Hollywood is just content now!’ Well then watch non-English-language stuff. Watch independent films. Watch stuff made for $10m max. Watch shorts. Watch guerrilla documentaries. Watch experimental filmmaking. Watch kooky animations. It’s still film if it wasn’t made in California for $100m.