who can say if I’ve been gaped for the better? (I do believe I have been gaped for the better)

Not Glinda but I got something that’s wicked pink

Well I do love a trend

Honestly it isn’t until getting back to Atlanta that I can appreciate how flat Florida is. Walking up hills sucks

Hallo! Ween is here

Picking up a big “you should give your homies a big smooch” vibe today

Cowboy? Catboy? Why not both?

Her favorite dish is a MUG

Oh it’s hump day

🥺

I guess it is hump day after all

Woah it’s like we were both in the same Airbnb or something #fcf

Crazy to think the only reason I look the way I do is because I bought a workout plan from sodomymcscurveylegs on tumblr in 2017

I need a bodybuilder bf to count my macros for me because this shit is insane

Gay voice? Oh you mean my cords are fagged up.

"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok" yeah well i asked goombella and her tattle log says you're a bitch

Me hyping up my mini me at the urinal:

i was not born for labor! i was born for whimsy !!!

🪶🪶🪶🐉✨

Trying to get him to Switch2 playing with my genitals

stop calling mega dragonite he, thats a they

Kinda had one of those douchey pumps today

Liking isn’t enough I need to be a thirsty reply guy

🌻🌱☀️

I just want big hairy pecs

Jacking off is a lot like basketball bc sometimes you dribble and sometimes you shoot

Honestly fuck attractive men

good morning to all the little gay people in my phone

it’s frot boy summer

It’s crazy how just talking in back to back meetings can physically exhaust you

Happy fourth!

Twas a good pump

Not Japan-related, but since we all need a distraction from The Horrors, Takaya Suzuki points out a study that examined 408 sleeping cats and found the majority (65%) curl leftwards. I'm not sure how useful this information is, but...it's yours now.

Oh are we halfway through the week already?

Workout with me ;)

Felt good about this one :)

we watched flamingos fight @numzz.bsky.social @javonovic.bsky.social

Why yes, i am part of the LǬĐΔᛊ community 🏳️‍🌈

Is this proper Thursday attire here?