Keep having dreams about being held hostage at work, which could mean nothing. Probably normal and good

Hey siri search how to not let the weather dictate my mood

I’m going to physically fight this 60 year old man

Hungover and the Costco food court isn’t open

We LIVE with Robby’s first playthrough of Digimon Story Time Stranger!! twitch.tv/midwestalex

My dad’s obsessive need to use Alex’s good boy mug when he visits

The best hotel mirrors of Greece

Oooooooo I need to get out of this job

Love a flight delay on an already tight layover

About to spend 16 hours in the air

MOMA finds

So I know he’s not technically a Leomon but they’re killing him right?

Lil hotel mirror action

In NYC for only a few hours and have seen not one but two people jerking it in public

Trying to get him to Switch2 playing with my genitals

Happy Dan Da Dan day for all who celebrate

Gym ☑️ Weeding ☑️ Allergic reaction ◻️ (For now)

Bless Betty Who for posting all of those videos of her hot dancer’s crotch

My friends camera kind of gave all of our pictures a Blair witch quality

Forgot I scheduled training Monday morning after pride

Wow throat me Thursday already. Can you believe

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Bobo and I would be honored if you spent your Mother’s Day with us! 💐 twitch.tv/midwestalex

I’m in hell (Costco on a Sunday afternoon)

I hate working in person what do you mean this man is scatting (orally) in the bathroom

Instant classic 10/10 no notes

I’ve ripped three pairs of pants in the past two weeks

I know everyone hates writing cover letters but I hate them even more and I shouldn’t be forced to write them

Tufting is so much fun

Doesn’t a baked good sound so good right now

Okay all of these digimon announcements are bringing life back into my body

I miss the old me that never got hangovers

2 years of this thing living in my house

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The gym is overflowing with crash bandicoot shaped men for the Arnold this weekend

I’ve been putting in more of an effort to read this year so here’s where we’re at so far

Look at him

Fuck it’s Thursday

My beautiful gorgeous husband just fed me pizza while I was in the shower and that’s love

Inlaws have arrived

I would love to get a good haircut just once

Fresh boob content for you gays

I really need to find a job

Hump day or whatever

Hey girlies