Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin

This is still my favourite one:

An RSS aggregator called Mazlow’s Hierarchy of Feeds

Striking up a hornpipe and a strathspey just to reel something

It's way too early for me to be laughing this hard. 🤣

If they move Egypt v Iran to Vancouver to avoid Seattle Pride, I personally commit to covering myself in pride flags and haunting the event.

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

john rustad right now

Tamawashi to be entered into the Guinness Book of Records 2026, for the longest number of consecutive days of tournament participation. "I did it! I'm glad. Where do I get the certificate?" www.sponichi.co.jp/sports/news/...

TIL there was a musical made about my favourite French film, Amélie, and the songs in the musical are all in English! As musicals go it was fine, but I delighted in remembering my favourite parts of the film. Les temps sont durs pour les rêveurs

'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'

(bob cole voice) Game 7. World Series. Hall of famer against hall of famer. Can’t. Get. Much. Better. Than. This. Oh baby.

The Mariners have the salmon run and I would like to humbly suggest the Bluejays borrow the Vancouver Canadians’ sushi race This would help with national unity youtu.be/SGTph11oTrU

I think when you’re talking about the Nobel peace prize you really have to weigh any wins against the very real possibility of actually declaring war on parts of your own population

after careful study, I believe only people born between 1975 and 1995 should be allowed to use the internet

I gotta say, the @bcsupremecourt.bsky.social and even the @bccourtofappeal.bsky.social have been accepting stuff I print from CanLII or even copy-and-pasted excepts into a Word doc as good enough for as long as I can remember: news.gov.bc.ca/releases/202...

Yesterday I hit my 150th donation with Canadian Blood Services. Loved this sweet card from the nurses. Very slowly catching up to @bgreenberg.bsky.social

Today's decision being heavily criticized by Past Brendan Carr

Age verification? The first computer game I played was Legend of the Red Dragon. On dialup.

ROUND 1 VOTING IS ON NOW! 🗳️ We asked you to nominate the worst intersection in Metro Vancouver, and we picked the worst 32 for a community vote. Together, we'll crown Metro Vancouver's worst intersection while learning more about the countless ways that we put safety last when designing our roads.

In 2023 Ken Sim filed multiple code of conduct complaints against opposition councillor Christine Boyle, costing her thousands of dollars in legal fees Now, Boyle is the Minster of Municipal Affairs and Housing, and is the main government point person for everything Sim wants life's rich tapestry

I think it's now possible to make a poli-sci course that equips one for modern political analysis better than most classic theory and has a syllabus sourced entirely from random internet posts. Text 1. Wilhoit's Law, born as part of a 2018 blog comment crookedtimber.org/2018/03/21/l...

Hey @jmcelroy.bsky.social, we’re setting people up to fail as soon as they arrive

Walter Gretzky in the Edmonton airport. Apparently I refused to put down my coffee for the photo

Editor: You get the pictures for the air traffic controller story? Photographer: Sure did boss. Real fucking sexy just like you asked. Editor: What

unless I can buy "guaranteed won't get detained and sent to a concentration camp" vouchers for me and a few million other people that's a no for me dog

can i do a referendum making it illegal for people to say "western alienation" when they aren't actually referring to the most heavily populated and most western part of the country

Is Hobbes the Bloc, off panel going “Because I’m a tiger, I really should be getting tuna as a separate dinner tonight.”

Wow this is wild. James: "The Trump team didn't actually calculate tariff rates + non-tariff barriers, as they say they did. Instead, for every country, they just took our trade deficit with that country and divided it by the country's exports to us."

Oh, you “fooled” me?? You exploited the small, trusting animal within me? Haha no, I love that *stares off into distance*

The entire thread is like this, nazis asking for a summary of their posts, the AI says "Well it sure as shit looks like you're a nazi", then they argue with each response and it just goes into more detail why they're nazis

That ratio tho

Now that all media is streamed the streaming companies can effectively erase movies, albums and books from the public record for a tax write off too and when spotify does this I implore them to delete eve6 instead of the toadies

I can. In fact, the Canadian version is so great, I can't think of an American equivalent. 🧵

Waiting up until midnight to see if TikTok no longer works is Gen Z’s Y2K

Remember the judge that ordered two lawyers to get lunch and talk it out? Well, they did it.

I’m finding there’s like a LIFO thing with the Canada Post work resumption. A thing I ordered in November is still just showing as having left New Jersey on Nov 28. A thing I ordered yesterday will be here tomorrow.

Cleopatra lived closer in time to 'yeet' being in the dictionary than to the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza.

Motion to determine restaurant

@risson7845.bsky.social bienvenue!

Thirty five years. So much potential erased. Geneviève Bergeron Hélène Colgan Nathalie Croteau Barbara Daigneault Anne-Marie Edward Maud Haviernick Maryse Laganière Maryse Leclair Anne-Marie Lemay Sonia Pelletier Michèle Richard Annie St-Arneault Annie Turcotte Barbara Klucznik-Widajewicz

Low key hoping Kim Jong Un puts out a statement welcoming Yoon Suk Yeol to the cause

Me: do you know where my package is? Amazon: have you heard of Schrödinger's cat?

@cbcstephenquinn.bsky.social How come CBC Food Bank Day changed its name? Not saying I dislike it, just that I see it’s different.

The feeling of abundance I get from having three different types of Bubly in the fridge is striking.

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.