He said that he was going to get a new POE injector. She asked what the penis over ejaculater injector does. Thanks for the idea @duhstehn.bsky.social #nerdromancewithpits

“If we all reacted the same way, we'd be predictable, and there's always more than one way to view a situation...It's simple: overspecialize, and you breed in weakness. It's slow death.” -Major Motoko Kusanagi

“All things change in a dynamic environment. Your effort to remain what you are is what limits you.” -Puppet Master

"It was 1995"

I remember trying a video once.

I'm outside of your window. WITH MY RADIOOOOH. *radio blasts Tommy Wright III* Duckin n Dodgin Divin n Weavin

Just maybe, you need this. You need this.

Typical window havers.

Getting all my tacos here from now on.

"make broccoli note" '"you're stupid why make note no read note no need dumbass note"' "My foot hurts" *Take Drink*

People who get mad at sex workers, don't have good sex parts.

So Say We All

What the hell is call id? Full Circle

*sends bobs video*

Get drunk in the garage and yell at bsky.

I fucked up my mozz today so naturally I want the world to end faster than usual.

Where are the 'Little House On The Prairie' cuts and beat drops!? 'You're everyone's friend Carrol' 🎼🎣🎣🎣🎣🎣🎣

I just realized my wrists are much much older than I am.

Stainless bowl's dirty stfu. Trying some overnight fermy pizza dough .

'return to sender'

Ceasefire declared. Republicans: "Yay, Trump did it!" Ceasefire cancelled. Republicans: *whistle tunelessly while staring into space* Ceasefire declared. Republicans: "Yay, Trump did it!"

Go build a bird house pleb

New SMS/slack/teams alert

Why do we delete our best bits?

I'm uh fuckin gem ya stupid fucks. Now, let's get proper fucked.

Gimme yer best least worn kicks, NO FUCKIN NIKES Yuh daft uckin unt.

My favorite pair of shoes in a long time. #RAD

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME

The hell do I even do with this anymore. @hotdogconey.bsky.social

Let Donald J. Trump die today.

GDIT = GAAHHDDAMMNIT

I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.

damn girl, are you a tiny chunk of cat food? because i just accidentally ate you off a cutting board because i thought you were a banana bread crumb. i don't think i'm doing this format right

I never want to be a killjoy so I won't get in the way of people dancing in the streets when he drops dead but I think one reason everyone is so thirsty for it is we tacitly understand that to be the only consequence he'll ever face. Which sucks! There should be way more consequences

Do not spread this methage to the wrong people.

Beautiful that two people from very different lifestyles, one a famous actress and the other I assume a post apocalyptic anime character, could have such a lasting relationship

spring is for adventures

Spider-Man: No Way (to afford a) Home

Dhe said that she wants the key to his heart. He said his key was private, but happy to give his public key. #nerdromancewithpits

I'm too damn skinny. Sweats, socks, tee, Flannel, And SWEATER and still cold at 55(f) too damn skinny.

West World rewatch has been great so far. Forgot how quick it moves along in S1.

Morning/Evening

West World rewatch outside. S1E5 commences.

Jury Duty Presents: Company Retreat is a fun time. Very Recommend.

Fuck it here's bread. Follow me and let's get baked and build a p2p pirate radio stream platform?

You keep Pope Leo’s name out of your whore mouth

11x14 on stretched canvas $100