Album That Has Nothing On Fleetwood Mac’s ‘Rumours’ Wins Grammy Award https://theonion.com/album-that-has-nothing-on-fleetwood-mac-s-rumours-win-1819576068/

multiple trump-created crises converging with deadly results.

YASSSSS longtime fan of throwing people in volcanoes

“If people were on an airplane watching Melania they would still walk out” classic

Far be it from me to get between a man and his dreams but I'm the one up all night so am I Batman?? #meme #batman #dressforthejobyouwant

Reading the Lord of the Rings and there’s a whole section about how the Elves have weird dicks

Children raped and killed. American citizens shot in the street. Immigrants illegally shackled, tortured, killed. Journalists arrested. While a $300 million ballroom is constructed and a trash documentary released.

My first remarks since being arrested last night.

Somehow the creator of 4chan being on Epstein's Island is simultaneously the dumbest and least surprising thing to come out of the files.

Marimar Martinez is a hero. She was shot 5 times by ICE. The agent told her to “do something b*tch” before opening fire. He later bragged “5 shots, 7 holes”. DHS tried to smear her reputation but video footage vindicated her. Next week she will testify in Washington about ICE’s brutality.

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs) Good tech. Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales) Bad tech.

Tom Morello live in Minneapolis

40 years ago we impeached a president for spying on his opponents. Today a Weekend at Bernie's version of the president blows through that by lunch.

[stares directly into the camera]

Got around to finishing one of my black friday puzzles

KOTSK is fun but holy shit can we bring back jousting?

Thank God there were people filming. This administration would have said Alex Pretti pulled a handgun, a package of fentanyl, and a signed copy of the Communist Manifesto if they could.

OpenAI exec James Dyett calling out the cowardice

The first Minnesota murder, they refused to let a medical professional help the woman they shot. The second Minnesota murder, they simply shot the medical professional.

Clarissa explains it all to the DHS Instagram account

Alex Pretti… This is who Trump’s secret police killed today in Minnesota. He was a VA nurse.

THEY LIVE (1988, John Carpenter)

Does anyone have any idea how we break the echo chambers? No Trump voter in my family will ever know what actually happened to Alex Pretti or Renee Good. They will believe the officers were justified. They will watch Fox News and that will be the end of it.

On Friday We Dance! 🕺 Let’s see those moves

I was gonna put ‘Taken’ in my bio but I can't figure out how to embed a whole movie.

Literally and figuratively and astronomically

Lovebot 16x20 on stretched canvas $300

Senator Thinks Trump Is Literally 'Insane': 'He Is a Madman' "I’ve been very clear. He is a madman. He is insane. He’s only thinking about himself...The man is threatening war against a NATO ally...None of this is rational. Everyone needs to stop pretending this is rational.”

This shirley kid couldn't find his way out of a hole in the ground. Why he would sit down with Andrew is WILD ! www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlyN...

Woke up to a horrendous pinching in my c6-c7. Shower hotter than your girl, ice colder than your mother. Peace up, a-Town Down

Ruin a band name by changing one letter: Blind Felon

The Wire is the best show ever.

She sent him an email that had iloveyou in the subject heading. He told her that he fell for that email 20 years ago and won't be fooled again and get reinfected. #nerdromancewithpits

She can't read

Once white women–particularly white women in suburbs with college degrees–began to consistently vote for the Democrats, conservative media no longer felt a need to appeal to them and instead A) disdained them and B) felt it could caricature white women the same way it does other "out-groups."

I forgot to put “Bo Burnham releases some insanely genius thing” on my 2026 bingo card but this is me predicting it. He’s been quiet too long.

Look, just because the US government looks like Nazis, quotes Nazis, endorses Nazis, and acts like Nazis, doesn’t mean they’re Nazis *holds hand to earpiece* I’m being told it does in fact mean they’re Nazis

Trump admits Americans are picking up the tab right now for data center power consumption

pardon me, do you have any seething rage

Did you know that you can buy surplus 40mm gas masks online for usually less than $100 and cartridges rated P3 (effective against riot control agents)or better go for like $25-$40 online?

Former Fed chairs including Bernanke, Yellen and Greenspan send out a joint statement about DOJ going after Powell. "This is how monetary policy is made in emerging markets with weak institutions, with highly negative consequences for inflation and the functioning of their economies more broadly"

Flashback Kamala Harris: “Donald Trump intends to use the United States Military against American citizens who simply disagree with him.”

This is your regular reminder that authoritarianism is just domestic abuse writ large.