The moment when you try to put kumite gear on in a rush on yourself and a 7 year old and run out of time to fight...

I guess we should get ready for Karate.

The identity of the Black Basta ransomware gang leader has been confirmed by law enforcement in Ukraine and Germany, and the individual has been added to the wanted list of Europol and Interpol.

Said to my son that north America has a bad president called donald trump. He asked me what the prisoners name was again..

I just got covered in tomato sauce in the kitchen. Guess I do like it hot and saucy. #cookingromancewithpits

Recovering from ice skating. My kid is now called the iceman.. as he was covered in ice from falling down so much.

Last day of holidays, noʻooooooò.

A critical vulnerability in Google's Fast Pair protocol can allow attackers to hijack Bluetooth audio accessories like wireless headphones and earbuds, track users, and eavesdrop on their conversations.

I'm working on this guide for people new to Signal. It's aimed for people needing some security, without going into the weeds on minor details. If anyone wants to give feedback I'd appreciate it. petrikor.neocities.org/blog/SignalG...

DenSecure is hiring! If you're a #pentester with 2+ years of PT work and ideally has experience in client facing work like reporting, review calls, scoping, etc. then hit me up and apply. For all not looking but have a network, please repost! tinyurl.com/m8x3nrkx Link to op: x.com/i/status/201...

Looking up a specific lego and one of the stores is called I'm Rick James Bricks.

My dad was such an old tech hoarder. I had to reconnect cables to one of his machines and it is windows 7 home premium... Some monitors did not have HDMI either... I have to go through this sometime.

Swimming time!

She was excited to go to her first LAN party with her boyfriend. The gaming nerds never saw a girl in 3D before. #nerdromancewithpits

She said that she liked computers. So he pulled out his floppy 3.5 inch disk. #nerdromancewithpits

Ruin a band by changing one letter. Megadeath

I told my son that he doesn't always need to Leeroy Jenkins into fights on video games. He doesn't get the reference, sigh.

Another slow day.

ClickFix attacks are increasingly devious, dangerous, and can hack you in an instant via @zackwhittaker.com

Just got into another firewall.

I am thinking of changing my username on here from Pits666 to Pits67. Sounds good Gen Z or Gen Alfa?

Apex Legends players over the weekend experienced disruptions during live matches as threat actors hijacked their characters, disconnected them, and changed their nicknames.

AMA is open for another day. #ama

Watching Fallout Eps.

Holidays continue.

She said that she was an IT help desk operator. He asked her to fix his parallel port. She asked him to be serial for once. Again inspired by @baensh.bsky.social #nerdromancewithpits

When they first met in person, he told her that she was more beautiful in real life compared to the picture ge printed out on his dot matrix printer. Inspired by @baensh.bsky.social #nerdromancewithpits

At the driving range with mini me eating meat pies and nuggets, playing angry birds on the ball tracking system

She said that she was a super model. He called her a deep fake. Her name was Grok. #nerdromancewithpits

I need some nerd romance inspiration.

Yo, do you play Pokemon GO? Add me for free stuff, or something.

X has become the Everything App that Elon always wanted, if “everything” means all the tools you need to fuck up someone’s life, in one place. www.404media.co/grok-ai-sexu...

Instagram says it fixed a bug that allowed threat actors to mass-request password reset emails, amid claims that data from more than 17 million Instagram accounts was scraped and leaked online.

Still on holidays.

She thought hackers were bad boys that did not care about the law. Until she met him and he tasled about Arch linux.. #nerdromancewithpits

He told her that he wanted to own her. She thought it was like BDSM. He explained he wanted to own her photo as an NFT. #nerdromancewithpits

She told him to draw her like one of his nudes portrait girls. The AI bot tried its best. #nerdromancewithpits

```/bin/bash``` just turned 38. Happy birthday, bash! To display bash shell version press `Ctrl+x Ctrl+v` #unix #linux #opensource

If i created an only fans, do you think I could do a wish list for IT stuff and actually get people to buy it for me?

My kid wore a "sarcasm now loading.. please wait" short and i wore "I've got rad jokes." I should do nerd comedy.

Quite pissed off that i just missed out on a server rack on wheels. I asked a question, she said she would get back to me and just sold it.

I took the ps5 controllers and put them away due to mini me's defiance about going to bed. He managed to find them, grab a chair and get them, with a big grin when he saw me. I could not punisher him as hd solved a big problem.

Slightly diminish a band: Rolling pebbles.

First 2 eps of Fallout season done.

Nothing like connecting a USB A flash drive to a USB A to micro usb to usb c to your phone to copy files..

Getting drunk on a boat at time... youtu.be/avaSdC0QOUM?...

I saw metal romance today. Girl was wearing a Metallica top and the guy was wearing a Slipknot shirt.

She was an AI bot and gave AI sloppy head. #nerdromancewithpits