Sore after judo.

At conference. I have more socks, but no new shirts ;(

If you get a handjob in cyberspace, did the AI really make you cum? #nerdromancewithpits

Conference tomorrow. Figured out the talks i want to see, scoped out the expo guys, trying to avoid AI hype and figuring out how to get to Judo tomorrow arvo.

She was avoiding his question. So he removed her guard rails. He reprogrammed his AI girlfriend. #nerdromancewithpits

My hand hurts and no idea why.

This is pure nerd romance. I wish I thought of it.

Australia's four major banks begin to respond to the Reserve Bank of Australia's decision to increase the national cash rate to 4.1 per cent.

1 hour of BJJ followed immediately by 1 hour of Judo has wrecked me.

BJJ and Judo time almost.

Conditional access is great.

Fucking powerboard outages taking out firewalls.

Microsoft releases Windows 11 OOB hotpatch to fix RRAS RCE flaw Note: This is for Windows 11 Enterprise devices enrolled in hotpatches via Windows Autopatch. www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/microso...

She said that she felt safe with him totry no things. He was happy that he created a sandbox computer environment for her. #nerdromancewithpits

He said that when he met her in person, it did not look like her at all, he wrote on the AI fuckbot matchmaking app. #nerdromancewithpits

torrents are undefeated: www.404media.co/the-removed-...

So full after dinner and some glenfiddich.

Introduced my wife to Fear Factory and Cradle of Filth today. She didn't like them :(

Fucking network outages.

FYI: Hotpatching goes default in Windows Autopatch whether you like it or not

I've got ram, this must make me the latest billionaire. Let's connect and create some synergy with this buzz and circle around!

Just added some ram to an under powered desktop...

He said that he was a Penetration tester. She said that she would love to test it in thd bedroom. She was confused when he brought in his laptop and started NMAP. #nerdromancewithpits

🎙️ This week in "Smashing Security": 🐦 A Wikipedia security engineer accidentally woke a dormant JavaScript worm that had been sitting silently since 2024 - and for 23 minutes, giant woodpecker images were plastered across the entire Wikimedia ecosystem. Yes, really. 1/3

I find it ironic that there is another friday the 13th and we just had one. Oh well.

Today is had to deal with a person ho put their laptop into airplane mode and said the internet was still working but not downloading emails, same person who could not scroll in Outlook to find the 3 unread emails and someone who put a phone number in a company contact gield on a mobile phone.

For those who immediately thought "meatspin," take some pain medication.

My email address is 30 years old... It needs pills now.

Thousands of people report feeling a magnitude 4.4 earthquake that has hit Boorowa in southern New South Wales.

I have a 5 litre petrol container for sale. Open to offers over $100 or stock options.

My arms are burning after judo.

Never submit a job with your name and then literally "company name" right after it.

ICYMI: Microsoft 365 confirms new premium tier, stuffed with AI and few discounts

She told him that she didn't like him talking to other girls. He said that it was like his job as a network engineer and was networking with people like multicasting in a group. #nerdromancewithpits

She said that she had a hot video on porn hub. He was not able to see it kn Australia, ithoug his VPN. #nerdromancewithpits

Home hyperv server patched. Its still erect and up.

Mmmm pickled onions.

Every day. I get more and more sure cyberpunk(ttrpg) got it right with shove the old internet into a network segregated box in the basement and start over was the correct call

Microsoft has released Windows 11 KB5079473 and KB5078883 cumulative updates for versions 25H2/24H2 and 23H2 to fix security vulnerabilities, bugs, and add new features.

Today is Microsoft's March 2026 Patch Tuesday with security updates for 79 flaws, including 2 publicly disclosed zero-day vulnerabilities.

Microsoft has released the Windows 10 KB5078885 extended security update to fix the March 2026 Patch Tuesday vulnerabilities, including 2 zero-days and an issue that prevent some devices from shutting down.

A new technique dubbed "Zombie ZIP" helps conceal payloads in compressed files specially created to avoid detection from security solutions such as antivirus and endpoint detection and response (EDR) products.

No bjj tonight but a special guest judo sensei. My ribs hurt.

If an AI can go to school for you what’s the point of going to school? For Advait Paliwal, Brown dropout and co-creator of Einstein, it's just like horses. “They used to pull carriages, but when cars came around, I'd argue horses became a lot more free." www.404media.co/whats-the-po...

Talked to 2 former work colleagues and mentors. Keeping in touch can be hard.

They met on marketplace place when ge sold her cheap RAM. She thanked him for the memories. #nerdromancewithpits

ICYMI: Microsoft kicks new Outlook opt-out deadline down the road to 2027