Friday feels.

Tune in to the podcast in all good podcast apps, or at pod.link/1195001633/e... 3/3

Then the researchers discovered their creation had quietly removed the list of machines it wasn't supposed to attack... In episode 471 of "Smashing Security", @jamesrball.com and I discuss this, whether Zuck is secretly a boomer when it comes to his password choices, and more... 2/3

Researchers at the University of Toronto have built a worm that thinks for itself. It works out how to break into each new computer it encounters, and hijacks the powerful ones to host its own AI brain... But then it got worse... grahamcluley.com/smashing-sec... 1/3

Show me the money @realfollowers.bsky.social

Microsoft has resolved a known issue causing some Windows Server 2025 devices to boot into BitLocker recovery after installing the April 2026 security update.

The moment your manager orders equipment and vendor does not want to fix their mistake, and said manager does not want to rock the boat with said friendship to fix it. #growsomeballsman

Had to find a spare little tray part for a printer as I think it got stolen.... Never have i seen this before. #fuckingpeople #fuckingprinters

She asked him what he found hot and exciting. He answered with "hot patches on servers!" #nerdromancewithpits

She said that she wanted to come around to netflix and chill. He said that he had a better idea. Hyperv server and patching. #nerdromancewithpits

Patching hyperv, let us pray.

Started playing some tunes on my supervisor and guess what came up - music.youtube.com/watch?v=_1uC...

I just had a iser ask for help with internet and she is now just hitting screenshots on teams, without following my step by step instructions...

Life is like a lucky dip box.

He said that he had a big Wang. Boy was she disappointed when she saw his classic Wang computer. #nerdromancewithpits

Good morning heretics, coffee time for a cold morning.

No BJJ tonight, just an hour of judo.

My watch asked if i was stressed yesterday. I was at mum's...

Kagi translate is down. This is what I learnt about it. You cannot rely on programs or AI. You need to use your brain, or someone else to physically type it for you. It has helped me with B2B sales. #brains #ai #shitpost #potato

Good morning heretics. Slow public holiday, slept in and sipping a dirty chai latte out of Venom's skull. #nerdromancewithpits

Sigh, my awesome charging cables no longer charges at an awesome speed.

He told her that he had a BBC. She was excited. When he showed her, the computer turned on and she was confused. #nerdromancewithpits

Saw the second Mario brothers movie last night with the kid. We now need more game movies, we also ran through sonic..

If you've ever received an out-of-the-blue message via LinkedIn from a recruiter offering some well-paid consultancy work, MI5 and the FBI have a message for you: be very careful - it might be China trying to recruit you. Read more: www.bitdefender.com/en-us/blog/h...

Escaped work! Long weekend heretics!

Good morning heretics. Praise the end of a working week. May you not push to production and no outages or issues on this holy IT day. If you do find nerd romance, tell me your pickup lines!

Wet day. I want to go home.

Judo wrecked me.

Fucking printers.

I've now had 3 different companies recruit for the same fed gov job. Pity it is not full time.

She told him not to tell her what to do. So he used sudo before each command. #nerdromancewithpits

He said he used protecting and was behind 7 proxy's. She still got pregnant after cybersex. #nerdromancewithpits

'Dumbass' criminal breaks the 'first rule of ransomware club'

Fucking bitlocker.

Thank you!

Cold wet Wednesday.

If anyone knows a bit about travel companies/scams, could you send me a pm? My parents found a “travel company” that I think is very sketchy, and I’d like to get a second opinion on it. They’re wanting to pay a ton of money to a company with basically no internet presence. #scam #scams #travel

Ruined kids day as he asked what AI was "Artificial intelligence." Is it real? "Yes." "It's fake dad. You ruined my day." Maybe he is John Connor...

Luckily breathing us automatic, otherwise id have a lot of dead people at work because they forgot to breathe.

Love the ability to use my meme cache on bluesky. Good moaning on this cold Tuesday winter morning. May we sow order after the chaos.

Totally cooked from BJJ and Judo.

"Wow, is that a Metallica tattoo?!?!"

I think i said jesus fucking christ at least 10 times today...

First day of fucking winter ergh.

My boyfriend works in IT. Last April Fools I switched his F5 and F6 keys around on his laptop. He still hasn't noticed.