Happy Pride Month 🏳️‍⚧️💜💖

horny alt guy making a video in one of those jockstraps that unzips but when he unzips it theres no cock its just BEES

been working on my own thing

Doctor (to patient's family): I'm so sorry...bro is cooked

happy fat boy summer!

Just slept for 13 hours straight (?) To what end?

Brother this pornographic fanart fails to capture the spirit of the character

writing tips - experimental fiction edition. you might think that experimental fiction is the type of writing that needs the fewest rules. you'd be dead wrong

Please do not say the sentence "kids don't want to feel the adult behind the book" but also yes they fucking do. One of the best parts of being a kid is reading a book that is just out of your grasp of maturity. Feeling like you're getting an early preview of the world.

i was such an avid reader of stuff i did not even get CLOSE to understanding as a kid and all it did was make me read more, and ask more questions about the world. there's a concerted effort from almost every consolidated power on this planet to make people less curious!!!!

I will not sadpost, sadposting is the myself-saddener

Remembering the time I went to the London Science Museum section about climate change and legit the whole thing was about industrial Carbon Capture all visibly sponsored by Oil Companies

Not to be lame and gay or anything but goddamn CFZ really reminded me how lonely I am on a day to day basis

Damn PCD got hands

Thanks, Vonnegut. 💜

A quick taste of tonight’s #CFz awesomeness.

CFz Souvlaki Beats

Randomly remembering the time rupaul watched that guy drown in the Hudson

I detail cars for a living so I have access to all the calories I need for lunch every day which is how I was able to afford a half million dollar starter home. This is the kind of out of the box thinking Gen Z isn’t capable of.

Baron Harkonen after being being poisoned and having to live in the goo bath: guys test your spice melange I’m so serious 💔

Whenever a post of mine breaks out of the usual furry circle it looks like this

blessed art thou amongst bros

(guy who hasn't been eating) fuuuck why does my head hurt so badly why i'm i so nauseous and fatigued and foggy

i feel attacked

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At Euston rn, someone come murder me 👉👈

grogu has been caught and compromised to a permanent end

It's not possible for my empire to have problems. My courtiers are always nervously smiling and telling me everything is great

ITS STARTED

Centrism isn't change -- not even incremental change. It is *control*. Over yourself and the world. Exercise it.

When I attended the ILGA conference last year there was a closed session with the Human Rights Commissioner for the problem cases: Hungary, Albania and the UK. I think this map flatters the UK and we are worse than it shows.

Have we ever considered that Washington is the evil version of Shington?

Just saw the most Reddit reddit post where a guy is posting screencaps from his cruising app asking "Is this a good first dick to suck?" like first off it depends entirely on your build

Nooooo don't make a reference to Harry Potter ur so sexy aha

Americans complaining about “high” gas prices when they have it significantly cheaper than basically any other western country due to insane market manipulation and foreign policy that screws the rest of us over… The treatlerreich must end

Looking vaguely bisexual doesn’t mean that you’re actually secretly woke

Complete aestheticization of politics. Class is vibes. Ideology is vibes. They don’t look like or dress in conservative markers from the 1980s so they MUST be woke. Never mind their clearly expressed views and circumstances.

I mean obviously the views in question are stupid but I also think people need to stop panicking about how “Gen Z is so sex negative” like girl you’re watching conservatives! That’s just what younger conservatives look like now! Conservatives have always been sex negative

YOU - What am I doing? SHIVERS - Looking up at the sky, cold water dripping from your hair. YOU - What do I see? SHIVERS - Grey sky like great battleships, clouds colliding with one another. Rain falls down on the world.

Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded.

All voices that rose against him shall fall