I'll just leave these here

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

parts of skate are magnificent

this exists it is called thinking

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

“Between 2009 and 2012, iPhones had a built-in "Send to YouTube" button in the Photos app. Many of these uploads kept their default IMG_XXXX filenames, creating a time capsule of raw, unedited moments from random lives.” walzr.com/IMG_0001 this is beautiful 🥲

Ok so when Microsoft was making the first Xbox I was doing Flash ads for them and they had an 800 page brand standards binder and when I used a green that was, and I quote, 6% off, I got my ass chewed out. Fucking losers now. Have some goddamn self respect.

"BOZO. EAT DUST. THIS BAG TWO-THIRDS AIR."

Politics hasn't been this simple in a long time: do you think it's good for one man to exercise unchecked, arbitrary power or not. Those are the two available ideologies right now

what do you mean 'normal tools'?

Aston Martin Lagonda (1982)

At Amsterdam airport on a LA-bound flight, I got a random check as always. This time, as soon as security opened my backpack, I got hit by the strongest weed smell I'd ever smelled. I've never used any drugs. It wasn't mine. Nervous, I glanced at the person behind me, and Snoop Dogg nodded back.

i'm constantly thinking about how one person's decision to make the pole position countdown sound effect 3 short beeps and 1 one long beep was so singularly influential that not only is it simply a given to add it into basically every racing game by default but people expect it in real races too

they made an ai game where you can talk to the patients but forgot to add in prompt safety controls

Finally can upload this here.

Figure skating world championships were considered to be for men only until 1902, when Madge Syers showed up and took home silver and the ISU went "whooooops guess we need to segregate them." It happened again in 1992 Olympic skeet shooting: Zhang Shan took gold and then they segregated the event.

Shoutout to that one time I modded in egg in Half-Life: Alyx.

I use this phrase in real life to describe politics, tech conglomerates, anything that sucks really. I'm glad I dropped it on the podcast and people caught it. I'm proud of it this one lol

changing my dating app profile bio to: "currently seeking various transformational strategic and capitalistic options to extract the best value for my stakeholders"

I hope i did well lol

The options I’m looking for at the end of 2024

when I was a kid I heard another kid arguing about why he had to do service for others in the gurudwara and his parent was like "if you won't help others what is the point of you" and I've never forgotten that line.

thanks man i'll try to avoid letting that happen to me