Nancy 3/4/26 💅

Most of the footage of the famous 2000 "Super Mario 128" tech demo was recorded with handheld cameras by the audience, with the presenter drowning out the game sound. Only 10 seconds of direct feed footage exist, which reveal that the sound was a cacophony of Marios screaming.

Guys being Dudes

In Super Mario Sunshine, whenever Mario is wet, he will drip small droplets of water. This is not cosmetic; in fact, Wet Mario is so powerful he can defeat the game's first boss entirely by dripping on it, skipping obtaining FLUDD altogether.

One of my favorite bits of niche Disney history: any instance of trademarked characters causing irrevocable damage to the environment.

here's the dick explosion gif boss

Incredible things are happening

Happy 30th birthday to Pokémon. Without it, the greatest Werner Herzog quote of all time would not exist.

Oops! Took meds too early/lunch too late! Time to be debilitatingly faint/jittery until food arrives

Relationship Dynamics uwu

People complaining about the Pokemon starters being similar to past designs when they find out there are multiple kinds of birds and canines:

yikes 😬 Browt is on record as having supported the NATO bombing of Yugoslavia

Their french names are: Broussatif 🌱, Caloulou 🔥and Ogéko 💧 (yes I animate fast, yes)

They bounce! 🧡💚💙

Erotic point-and-click adventure game, except in the classic Sierra mode, so instead of just saying "that doesn't go there" every time you try an invalid item combination, many combinations trigger unique death scenes. There's an achievement for finding 5 different ways to make your penis explode.

Browt...I vibe with you...

It's even funnier if you read the full bug report "A dwarf who is stressed but does not gain a good thought from shouting at someone in charge seems to prioritize shouting at someone in charge over any other activities."

The best people in my life have been Trans people. Their presence is a truth so immutable, a depth of awareness so vast, I could never imagine returning to how I had lived previously to them sharing it with me. If you do not have Trans people's backs right now, then I will never have your back, ever

If you have the means, please donate to the Trans Continental Pipeline right now. They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate and they are overwhelmed with requests. Colorado borders Kansas, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out. tcpipeline.org

Trying to go to sleep and I have a headache

every game should have a mont st michel level

I felt inspired @today-maybe.bsky.social

I LOVES YAUTJA RAWR other half on patreon. www.patreon.com/posts/febuar...

Thank god it seems like Vyvanse is continuing to have good effects and isn't tapering off in efficacy I'll have to keep an eye on it but if I can keep taking Vyvanse for the foreseeable future without having to keep rotating ADHD meds I'm gonna be so happy

When your high school English class assigns summer reading and requires you to annotate your copy a certain amount

Cook, Thief, Wife, Lover

They paid a lot of people good wages to do the job effectively, thank you for coming to my socialism talk

Raffle prize for @stellarstag.bsky.social Brymnoir tamed by Berads power??This orc is more powerful than he looks!

be gentle

i believe with my whole heart that "every faction is kind of bad" bred an entire generation of useless centrists too paralyzed to make any moral choice at all

No cheating, your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist I apparently don't save pictures of celebrities often, so I guess this pic I took is the most recent?

being at the age where everyone you know is having children

Thankfully I have a job interview lined up for Wednesday, but I am having trouble covering bills this month. Commissions are open! If you like what I do, please consider commissioning me or subscribing to patreon.com/wereorc. I also have a Ko-Fi at ko-fi.com/wereorc Every little bit helps!

I believe in you, little guy

Georgia was skating to MORTAL KOMBAT at the Olympics exhibition gala

Managed to clear Love Eternal and good lord the momentum during the platforming is *rough* It's fine for the most part but when a room expects you to execute 15+ flips of different spans with next to no room for error it feels a little unfair more than appropriately challenging

Treating the name of a fictional character as the name of the class of beings to which that character belongs (e.g., "he's a Dracula"), but keeping the "the" when the name of the character in question starts with it regardless of grammatical appropriateness (e.g., "it's a The Thing").

Happy 40th anniversary to "The Legend of Zelda" (released on February 21, 1986).

Colorblind caveman when the tribe tells him about nature:

Dude in the row behind me on the plane said "back to reality, huh" as we landed and I muttered "ope, there goes gravity" to myself involuntarily

One of the things that personally drives me crazy in the U.S. is how youth sports/athletic activities went from a part of the public good (municipal leagues and fields! rec centers! public parks!) to a privatized, expensive, highly competitive, highly structured pursuit for wealthy kids’ résumés

hey do you like matching games and also big lizard men, if so i have the game for you, AQ is good at godot and I draw things aquaticas.itch.io/hot-lizard-m...

Blaidd - Elden ring [p@treon release🔓] Both Alts/Timelapse are still available on the 🅿️ site for gold tiers!

gift for @stellarstag.bsky.social

I don't know what game this is, but importing the Space Marine 2 character models into it was genius.

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I'm always saying this