What if you Were a hag trying to cast spells to turn people into crabs But the oracle said Suspended Retribution

A Chinese shoe manufacturer made this video to show how indestructible their shoes are and y'all I'm much too gay for this 🥵

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I'm not up to date on my manufactured outrage, why are people saying the Odyssey is woke? Is it actually or does it just have black people in it

Didn't post yesterday because for me, every day is National Fuck A Dragon Day

Starting on my GLP-1 journey, and currently symptoms and side effects are largely as were described to me Hoping they even out eventually, but it's nice to see them taking effect

Saw the (alleged, but probably real) full KH missing link opening I'm forced to conclude it actually looks...kinda sick? It could have actually been rad as hell?

Reminds me of this classic

Ohhh, The Incident at Galley House scratched such a good itch in my brain I love these deduction type games so much

Company party has a cookie printer for some reason

Done presenting at the porn convention keynote

permanent daylight savings doesn't go far enough

ok fine, one more. you'll like this one I'm sure youtu.be/1sxTLkoCYQY?...

if you don't like that one perhaps this one is more your fancy youtu.be/McOtbbyU8Qs?...

my elbow is extra crunchy today and i feel bad so im forcing yall to listen to one of my favorite insane mashups youtu.be/KbWug0sFAJQ?...

Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma.

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How I feel cracking open my twentieth Pokemon game. Given that the first art I post here isn't Metroid-related is another tall blonde lady, I'm starting to think I have a type. #pokemon #fancomic #cynthia

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Did my colleague wield immense legislative power that he used to ruin lives while enriching himself and his friends, and was I directly capable of stopping him and specifically charged with that duty? No? Then we're not talking about the same caliber of person, you fucking twit.

Brooklyn craft beer packaging goes hard

Another one.

Extremely proud of this flag I made for our Fabula Ultima game. It's for our newly-acquired pirate ship! The design is VERY in-character for Dor (my guy, upper right). I'm playing with @kirathedicewitch.bsky.social @domdragonwolf.bsky.social @stellarstag.bsky.social and our friend, Jesse (the GM).

As a nerd and someone who collects animal-shaped pins, my jealousy here is off the charts??

Saw a meme of GenZ baffled by how pre-internet travel worked, and realized we’ve crossed an enshittification threshold where IRL services that once seemed outdated, like travel agents, now seem luxurious: “You meet with a human expert who plans out your whole trip with you” sounds incredible now tbh

Forgot that python's ternary operator puts the condition in the middle and honestly that is psychopath behavior

Potentially going to a work related conference next month, and while it's technically not my first time attending a work conference, it is my first time attending a technical conference, and it's making me feel emotions

Devastating news. Bonnie Tyler has passed away at 75. That powerhouse voice gave us some of the most iconic, timeless anthems of all time like "Total Eclipse of the Heart" and "Holding Out for a Hero." Rest in peace to a true music legend. 💔🕊️ www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/cul...

did you know that the English words druid, trust, truth, betroth, and truce all share a root word with “tree”? this reflects the longstanding spiritual and symbolic significance of trees in many European cultures

Pretty awesome that this recent run of extremely poor mental health is coinciding with the period of work where I'm going to be manning a potentially career defining project and need to be extremely dialed in

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keep getting embarrassed posting... top surgery was denied by insurance at the last minute www.gofundme.com/f/help-lime-...

Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

In a sudden spurt of inspiration, doodled some potential designs for holy symbols for all the gods in @anorcwithhooves.bsky.social's campaign setting. Might iterate or scrap em, but it was a fun exercise

I love how they expanded on the story in this game.

whoopsie

Specifically went and got a bottle of champagne last weekend to have at the ready when the McConnell news finally rolls in

Interesting that for Democrats, it's "do what we need to/grit your teeth/decorum be damned" when it comes to platforming a dude with a Nazi tattoo but when it comes to refusing to vote for Republican stuff suddenly hands are tied

The gap between the original madoka anime and Walpurgisnacht Rising is the same number of years as between King of the Hill and its revival (15 years)

Mental Health is important

One neat thing about Soul Calibur was that every single fighter got their own exhibition feature. A demo to show off their proficiency with their weapons, all recorded by real martial artists doing badass mocap. Kilik's was the best.

2k of you are following me and may I just say: why