Pulling for the Lobos strictly based on the fact that their fit today is 🔥

Crap, my passport says Camden!

Zags warming up

Me (someone who didn’t watch Oklahoma at all this season): 12 teams is waaaayyy too many

He's also responsible for raising all the money that paid for bringing Hollingsworth v. Perry & even more importantly Bostic v. Schaefer, which created the circuit split that forced SCOTUS to take on Obergefell v. Hodges. The role he played in American marriage equality cannot be overstated.

god bless rob reiner for spinal tap

Normally, I can’t stand pregame, halftime or postgame interviews, but I’ll allow this.

With his off hand, no less. Grown man dunk.

This idiot was really authorized to disclose one of the GOP’s “concepts of a plan”

This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.

Not a day goes by where I can’t almost do a pull-up

you will be visited by 3 spirits

I’ll never root for Duke basketball, but I’m all in on this ACC championship 🙌

Neck roll sack for Boise State

While all of this CFB was going on tonight, Zags dumped No. 18 Kentucky by 35 in Nashville 🏀 #sheeeeesh

Didn't Indiana Jones dig this up in the caverns on Epstein Island?

Valhalla for the undead

In the event you ever have imposter’s syndrome, may I present an actual current Power 4 head coach

Which color smoke for LSU?

Winona Ryder is older than Rue McClanahan was when Golden Girls first aired

ZAGS 😤

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It’s really too bad UW lost to Wisconsin, because next week would have been a massive matchup

First of the season 🤘🎅

18 years ago, Ducks beat SC at Autzen. Our Dixon, Your Booty is now old enough to vote

I take full responsibility for this after drifting my rented Buick Encore on the course a few days back

Annual reminder to be prepared in case of a thanksgiving emergency

Zags won by 72 last night and KenPom website has crashed 🤔

Cadillac is going to go full Batmobile on their cars and I’m here for it

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Cancer sucks in so many ways, including robbing us of Norm Macdonald cracking on the a-holes in today’s trove of Epstein emails

Zags. Got. Dudes. #Sheeeeeeeeesh

Cowards die many times before their deaths, The valiant never taste of death but once.

Our Karens > their Karens #flexonem

Put a stamp 🇺🇸 on it and mail that ish

College basketball finally returns today😃 Bluesky's CBB activity is FAR too low, but I'll keep posting here all the same. Here's a big Starter Pack I created about a year ago. Share it! If there are accounts posting about ball near-daily that should be added, let me know and I'll share tonight.

Happy start of college basketball season to all who celebrate 🫡

After the AI bubble I hope the next bubble is Laser Tag. Laser tag arenas on every street corner. Blacklight lit battlefields propping up every sector of the economy. A one story building by the side of the highway called “Blast Zone: Pizza & Arcade” valued at $2.7 trillion

🥔 > 🥞

Literal perfection. ;) www.youtube.com/shorts/8-lgJ...

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FFS. If ever the WH needed Terry Tate, office linebacker

Dodgers bullpen time!

Smoltz has a punchable voice, and I'd still prefer Buck on pxp, but props to Joe Davis for his professional enthusiasm for both squads when he has to have a deep rooting interest for his regular employer #worldseries

In Portland, Oregon, masked ICE GOONS abducted and vanished US citizen Gonzalo Catalan last week. Tragically, his family remains unaware of his whereabouts and has not received any communication from him as of today.

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Does Will Klein get in his buggy immediately after he exits the game and head northeast in case there’s a Game 6?

You’ve GOTTA give Shohei the Bonds treatment by now, no?!?!