Our Karens > their Karens #flexonem

Put a stamp 🇺🇸 on it and mail that ish

College basketball finally returns today😃 Bluesky's CBB activity is FAR too low, but I'll keep posting here all the same. Here's a big Starter Pack I created about a year ago. Share it! If there are accounts posting about ball near-daily that should be added, let me know and I'll share tonight.

Happy start of college basketball season to all who celebrate 🫡

After the AI bubble I hope the next bubble is Laser Tag. Laser tag arenas on every street corner. Blacklight lit battlefields propping up every sector of the economy. A one story building by the side of the highway called “Blast Zone: Pizza & Arcade” valued at $2.7 trillion

🥔 > 🥞

Literal perfection. ;) www.youtube.com/shorts/8-lgJ...

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FFS. If ever the WH needed Terry Tate, office linebacker

Dodgers bullpen time!

Smoltz has a punchable voice, and I'd still prefer Buck on pxp, but props to Joe Davis for his professional enthusiasm for both squads when he has to have a deep rooting interest for his regular employer #worldseries

In Portland, Oregon, masked ICE GOONS abducted and vanished US citizen Gonzalo Catalan last week. Tragically, his family remains unaware of his whereabouts and has not received any communication from him as of today.

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Does Will Klein get in his buggy immediately after he exits the game and head northeast in case there’s a Game 6?

You’ve GOTTA give Shohei the Bonds treatment by now, no?!?!

Is there a worse job in CFB than working for Brian Kelly?

If this is butt plug guy, I take back everything I said about him during the ACLS

It just registered that I root as hard for QBs that wear a towel as I do against head coaches* that wear visors *with one exception

No tariffs, just dingers, eh

David Stern would have just let them play minor league baseball

A note for sports: Bluesky’s engagement rate was x10 higher than X’s across a sampling of identical posts made on both platforms by @rapsheet.bsky.social (sharing with permission) Fwiw we see a similar trend across all communities, not just sports. Real people, real conversations.

I propose that when there is a Game 7 in any sport there should be a blackout of any regular season "so-what" matchups happening at the same time. TB at Detroit in October? WTFC

Purdue to the rescue of IU student newspaper, whose institution was attempting censorship. Details in alt!

See ya’ll in the streets tomorrow am. The good games aren’t until the afternoon anyway. NO NAZIS, NO FASCISTS, NO KINGS

Welcome

Well, prolly should have googled him

Okay, UCLA. I was not familiar with your game.

What. A. Game. 🔱

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If you’re not gonna bunt, should’ve let Robles go for the triple.

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US. 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕. 𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

More anarchy in Portland

Just got a fresh COVID shot. See the rest of the cool kids in Nebraska or Boulder soon #booksky

Portland Timbers represent @timbers.com

2-2 heading to bottom 9. Get ye to FS1 🔱

No. 1 and 2’s best wins not so hot now. Shaping up to be a wild second half of the CFB season

I’m old enough to remember when the troops were unpopular and no one said “thank you for your service” and I’m guessing a lot of these generals do too.

As a former voter in the coaches poll (true story), I take great offense!

Still can’t figure out how they were favored in this game

Nazis in PDX? Good luck with that

Gus with an OJ reference before the opening kick

First home game with students for Oregon State, many likely at their first-ever CFB game. You could hear a pin drop in this place right now 🤷🏻‍♂️🐍

Houston scoring drive, resulting in a FG: 17 plays, 78 yards, 7:47. Nine plays inside the Oregon St. 6-yd line @sickoscommittee.org

The Houston Cougar makes a return to the Beaver State tonight youtu.be/nkbKjtuNJhQ?...

Not my district or state, but every time they mess with Kat, I contribute to her campaign. You should too.

1. Just so we’re clear, this is the clip that got Jimmy Kimmel’s show shelved by ABC. If I’m missing any other clips please let me know.

When someone says “smart people don’t like me”, who exactly are they implying actually does like them? 🤔 I mean, kudos for the self awareness I guess