I can’t stop taking L’s I’m addicted to it and I don’t even want to be! It sucks!

Almost every bad thing in my life has happened almost as a direct result of a Bright Eyes show. And 2 of the times I didn’t even see a full show

doing bad

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me and my friends would beat Bryce Harper with hammers I can tell you that much

Need the clip of Lindy saying “eliminate ice” just now

Sabres

Caught Stealing. It’s good! Also great time to watch Heck or High Water. Both on nextflix

Eminem News

Call me General Sherman the way I’m excited for March

Marc Kennedy innocent

The other site has the whole 4+ minute Alysa Liu gold medal deal, just saying

I missed posting tage but I’m posting tage now

sometimes that’s just how it goes

Well it’s annoying that the Patriots are going to the Super Bowl. But the bad guys win, that’s just life now!

Every few weeks I come on here to say I’m gonna be on here more, but they say there’s sports now so gonna try it

Oh I’m back

forgot to come on here and say coys

"I do not go to the cinema in the 40s to watch reality reflected back at me. I watch Bugs Bunny for the same reason the Mesopotamians sat at the feet of storytellers and listened to stories about Gilgamesh: because this guy rules." - @bransonreese.bsky.social bringing the heat

In these uncertain times, one thing never fails: watching cartoons where the Road Runner is very horny.

do any sports twitter expats have a screenshot of that time they shared a picture of all the Sabres at a bills tailgate and Zach benson had a Mich ultra in his hand

Beverly Hills Cop might be one of the best movies of all time

bills

It’s cool that with VAR it now only takes 20 minutes to confirm that one guy’s shoulder was one millimeter offside. Accuracy is important. Also important: respecting the efforts of guys routinely falling down like they’ve been shot with the gun from ERASER if a defender breathes too hard

I am reckless with the Instagram likes tonight

it’s da yearning for me

Ray Romano severely underrated

it’s the mountain goats everybody

I would watch interstellar again but I don’t have a failing relationship I’m trying to hold together (it added like 3 months no joke)

she ejected before date 2

Dogs are comfortable at moms

Braelon Allen league winner mode activated

making shrimps campy

went on a date and accidentally brought up bugs bunny within the first 5 minutes

whether u love or hate Kurt Cobain, theres one thing u cant deny: if people had a big tooth instead of an ass & when they sat down it made a crazy cartoon chomp noise it would be lowkey worth the fact that u could only use chairs once

The Grinch killed himself today. So that’s good 👍

thanksgiving top 3 holiday for that sparkling grape juice

The thanks giver

Oh Austin Powers is funny to you? The guy who supplied the false British intelligence saying that Saddam Hussein was horny? Randy? That his mojo was a threat to global stability? I guess I fail to see the humor.

Me at thanksgiving dinner: Sports are a Trojan horse for the far right,

accidentally told hinge match that the last two movies I watched were gettysburg and ricky stanicky

can’t sleep. going on yelp and searching the phrase “rude to my fiancé”

he was cooking here

any jokes about the dang sub on here? freakin remember that?

they should bring back the blues because I wanna hear more songs where the bad guy is a train

Can finally post this here

Ok I remembered my login info to get back on here and I’m gonna make it everybody’s problem