sometimes that’s just how it goes

Well it’s annoying that the Patriots are going to the Super Bowl. But the bad guys win, that’s just life now!

Every few weeks I come on here to say I’m gonna be on here more, but they say there’s sports now so gonna try it

Oh I’m back

forgot to come on here and say coys

Something I noticed today is we have been hearing a lot less about Elon Musk lately. The reason, as it turns out, is he died of an overdose of speedballs (HGH mixed with Ozempic) last Thursday he injected into his neck. He has not been found in the bathroom of his home yet as no one loves him.

"I do not go to the cinema in the 40s to watch reality reflected back at me. I watch Bugs Bunny for the same reason the Mesopotamians sat at the feet of storytellers and listened to stories about Gilgamesh: because this guy rules." - @bransonreese.bsky.social bringing the heat

In these uncertain times, one thing never fails: watching cartoons where the Road Runner is very horny.

do any sports twitter expats have a screenshot of that time they shared a picture of all the Sabres at a bills tailgate and Zach benson had a Mich ultra in his hand

Beverly Hills Cop might be one of the best movies of all time

bills

It’s cool that with VAR it now only takes 20 minutes to confirm that one guy’s shoulder was one millimeter offside. Accuracy is important. Also important: respecting the efforts of guys routinely falling down like they’ve been shot with the gun from ERASER if a defender breathes too hard

I am reckless with the Instagram likes tonight

it’s da yearning for me

Ray Romano severely underrated

it’s the mountain goats everybody

I would watch interstellar again but I don’t have a failing relationship I’m trying to hold together (it added like 3 months no joke)

she ejected before date 2

Dogs are comfortable at moms

Braelon Allen league winner mode activated

making shrimps campy

went on a date and accidentally brought up bugs bunny within the first 5 minutes

whether u love or hate Kurt Cobain, theres one thing u cant deny: if people had a big tooth instead of an ass & when they sat down it made a crazy cartoon chomp noise it would be lowkey worth the fact that u could only use chairs once

The Grinch killed himself today. So that’s good 👍

thanksgiving top 3 holiday for that sparkling grape juice

The thanks giver

Oh Austin Powers is funny to you? The guy who supplied the false British intelligence saying that Saddam Hussein was horny? Randy? That his mojo was a threat to global stability? I guess I fail to see the humor.

Me at thanksgiving dinner: Sports are a Trojan horse for the far right,

accidentally told hinge match that the last two movies I watched were gettysburg and ricky stanicky

can’t sleep. going on yelp and searching the phrase “rude to my fiancé”

he was cooking here

any jokes about the dang sub on here? freakin remember that?

they should bring back the blues because I wanna hear more songs where the bad guy is a train

Can finally post this here

Ok I remembered my login info to get back on here and I’m gonna make it everybody’s problem

calling Fortnite “fork knife” was a huge hit with my cousins kids today

this team is not losing my guillotine league

remembering the time grimes told everyone she didn't know she had to teach her baby to say words

WE WEREN’T BORN TO LOSE BUT BABY WE STILL DO

good album/song if you like surf punk

I wrote about Shane MacGowan, one of the best songwriters who ever lived. www.gq.com/story/shane-...

Sources say his plan was to drive one off the lot

Thanks for the pennant boys @nagelhout.bsky.social @prescottrossi.bsky.social

god I can’t wait to piss on his grave

embarrassing behavior here

Learned today the cover 1 guy is a cop

just another game I'll be mad about until I'm dead, good season everyone

BTK stands for Burger The King