I normally don’t post things like this, but I’m putting it out there because I really need to find work as soon as possible. My main skill set is as a musician, and I’m actively looking for opportunities related to music—performing, teaching, studio work, or anything in that space.

@twoyutes.bsky.social is so much fun! give him a follow..I promise he will follow back..✋

OMG! @twoyutes.bsky.social IS BACK!! 🥳🎉👏👏👏 🎈🥂🍾🪅🪇💃🕺

@twoyutes.bsky.social is MIA! have any of you heard from him?.. he's been gone forever..🤷‍♀️

If we have to take them out one at a time, so be it

This is who we are. We have to root all of this evil out of DHS. 🧾 www.bbc.com/news/article... 📺 bsky.app/profile/davi...

All macaroni and no cheese

Every time he says something like this, the Secret Service quietly googles, “is dementia covered under executive privilege?”

Is anyone else besides me worried about Kristi?

Yutes is back! Thank you to everyone who reached out to me while I was gone. I've got some amazing friends here and am looking forward to getting back at it. ♥️

Follow me for more holiday party ideas.

George Orwell was a time-traveler.

There’s rumblings of a Happy Festivus @blueskyshow.com at 5:15et/4:15ct today. Join us if you’d like.

Talk your shit, Marj

Translating my reactions to texts: 👍= I did not read your text 😂= Your text was a failed attempt at humor ‼️= seems bad, but not my problem ❤️= I missed hitting the 👍

When Canadian Girl Scouts come to sell you cookies, you goddamn buy cookies.

One of the best from two of the greatest. ♥️ 🎵 youtu.be/lCpXMy5GalI?...

When you know it’s bad, but it’s actually way worse. What the actual fuck

This CNBC headline suggests that this is a head-scratcher, but the truth is that these two things are directly related. www.cnbc.com/2025/12/23/c...

I can’t wait to never watch this.

Happy Festivus for the Rest of Us! I think of your dad @benstiller.redhour.com every year on December 23rd.

Is there an amnesty collection location in town for me to turn in my extra pencils and dolls?

Obligatory Nutlick post

🚨⏱️We are running out of time, PLEASE SHARE!!⏱️🚨 18 Forgotten Angels STILL have unfulfilled Christmas wishes.💔 These older foster & underprivileged kids have been overlooked on Angel Trees because they are asking for fragrances & clothes—like typical teens!! Donate🎁: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

This answer, folks, will be the centerpiece of every ad for Democrats in the midterm elections

Is there an expiration date for blaming the Biden administration? From what I can tell it looks to be 2028.

You will be visited by 3 spirits

Happy Sixth Day of December ❄️☃️ #SaintNicholasDay Only 19 more days to go #ChristmasIsComing 🎄🎅🏼

Trump’s favorite adjectives for female reporters.

🚨 BREAKING: I am honored to have been selected as the recipient of the inaugural FIFA Whirled Peas Prize. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Yo Bek, TYVM! @hopeful66.bsky.social @dabuzznyc.bsky.social @iliasnyc.bsky.social @twoyutes.bsky.social @donshifs.bsky.social @allie6179.bsky.social @tmp0raryher0.bsky.social @jaybird54.bsky.social @bluthrunthru.bsky.social

go.bsky.app/FFiZ7Qe And as promised, here is new pack number 2!! Same as always, please vet, follow all and repost!! Happy Friday!!

Pardon incoming 🙄

The two survivors of the Sept. 2 boat strike represented zero threat. They were not "still in the fight".

That’s pretty good

These two combined couldn't come up with 10 brain cells.

You're just going to feel a little prick...

Two people have a hard time flipping a tube while tubing on the water. And it's filled with air. 🤔

Kristi Noem's ICE hiring chaos laid bare as fat, illiterate and violent misfits 'not ready to tie their own laces' are recruited

The Trump administration is a criminal organization, so we are long past giving Trump’s FBI the benefit of the doubt. Let’s see the actual evidence.

🤦

Coffee is my secret super power💙😄 #CaffeinationActivation

Viewer feedback is a gift

NEW: The IG report on SignalGate is out. Hegseth sent classified information out on an unclassified Signal chat and put our troops in harms way. Hegseth says he retroactively "declassified" it so it doesn't count. You can read the findings here: media.defense.gov/2025/Dec/04/...

I want to go back in time to when I didn't know who Olivia Nuzzi was.

White House renames US Institute of Peace building after President Trump | Read full article at san.com/cc/white-hou...