That UN audience must’ve done a helluva lot of Wordle today.

I am just so fucking bored with him insulting everyone and everything and spewing nonsense and hatred every second of every day. And I’m not distracted. RELEASE ALL THE EPSTEIN FILES

Still winning.

🧐😳🫣 #UNGeneralAssembly

Evergreen.

Cows and dirty air from China Dafuq are you even talking about man Global embarrassment

"I'm autistic because that's how my brain works." I absolutely love that statement.

I remember it like it was yesterday.

Some of us do.

Telling world leaders that they’re all doing it wrong

Good morning cloud walkers! Happy Rapture day to all those who celebrate.

Thank you John for being the voice we all need to hear. 🙏

Quote this with your reaction to getting left behind during the rapture.

Who da villains? Who is lost or dead? Wut animals? He/them are the villains, not us⁉️👹👿🤬 Y'all he's talking about us, immigrants! We have to call them out on this. This is very wrong!

Never stop fighting! 💪 Or pooping, either one is effective.

Today’s episode of my podcast looks back at the chilling case of the Ardenwald Axe Murders, a brutal crime that shook the small, tight-knit community of Ardenwald, Oregon in 1911. It’s one of the state's most horrific and perplexing unsolved crimes. 🔎🫆 Listen wherever you get your podcasts. 🎧

Trump is now whining to the UN about the UN working with another developer and not him on their building

If you don't want autism in your family, marry an Amish Cuban.

[first day of work] me: so, when do i get to kick one? boss: we don't actually- me: how about that one? that one looks like kind of an asshole

Happy Taco Tuesday! Tacocat spelled backwards is tacocat 🌮😺

Good morning! Happy fall, I guess. 🍂

Take two Tylenol and check the stock market in the morning.

Goebbles or Miller?

My personal survival kit: coffee donuts Tylenol

Jimmy’s ratings will break records tomorrow night. Good news with a lot of caution.

Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.

It blows my mind that MAGA is completely uninterested in this. How many hearings did they hold, trying to find something… anything… linking Biden and/or his family members to financial misconduct? I understand staying on side, but this is a guy who potentially has a complete disregard for law.

I've spent a lot of time in South Dakota recently.... They don't want her back.

“I had a rough week!”

If you’re still around after the rapture tomorrow, let’s hang out.

I find it unfathomable how incredibly stupid our president is. It's just incredible. The Dunning-Kruger president.

@johnales.bsky.social First off, congratulations on Black Rabbit, amazing show! Second, I assume that wasn't sourdough bread you were sharing with Mel on that couch. #BlackRabbit

Like at the end of a summer music festival, with a bunch of tents, clothes, phones, coolers left strewn all over the place. Tmrw’s gonna be a doozy. 😳

Aceda.....Ascenem....(whisper in the background) ...Tylenol. 😳🙄

He’s back!

In response to Disney reinstating Jimmy Kimmel, Donald Trump threatens to send the National Guard to take over their theme parks.

Jon is a remarkable talent and a good guy. Check out his work

"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again." ~William Penn #BeKind #KindnessMatters

For the rapture happening on Tuesday, make sure you wear the loudest Hawaiian shirt. Best Hawaiian shirt is first in line for pearly gate interviews! #HawaiianshirtTuesday #HawaiianshirtRapture www.youtube.com/live/KO5XaG7...

Many may not know, but the Tyler Robinson texts were not Kash Patel’s first attempt at being a writer. He also authored children’s books in which Trump was a King and Patel was a magical witch in a pretty dress.

Tom Homan accepted a $50K bribe and will face no consequences. As a teacher, if I accept a gift worth more than $50, I could lose my job and/or face criminal charges.

I fell down a rabbit hole. They’re predicting the rapture. Again. On the 23rd. People are selling things. This is a good time for us heathens to buy things cheap.

Do it for your country

They’re not sending their best.

g'head, HoMan- sue for libelous slander. it'll be fun 😃