Anyone: "But what about the utterly bullshit criticisms of right-wing pundits? Don't they have a point?" Me: "No." Anyone: "But, they say...." Me: "No." Anyone: "But I heard...." Me: "Yo. What right-wing pundits say is ALWAYS bullshit and should ALWAYS be ignored." Anyone: "...........but...."

You laugh but animals only present such vivid color displays when they are in extreme distress

If Trump doesn't throw a tantrum and walk out, you're not doing your job as an interviewer

Planter is a reflection of how people view men in high positions. The higher the ambition and accomplishment, the more men are allowed to deviate from social norms and still be accepted.

My state is run by me and my fellow voters. What part of "We The People" were you unfamiliar with, muh dude? Also, turn on your replies if you wanna talk shit.

“Several leading diabetes scientists and physicians were forcibly removed by police from the American Diabetes Association (ADA)” You know who else arrested scientists…

This is why the mainstream media is in such trouble all over the western world. This hypocrisy, deception and manipulation is repeated across the press and broadcasters in Europe and America - yet we ask why nobody trusts us anymore. To fix democracy we must fix the media. It’s a simple truth.

Stop calling employer healthcare a benefit. If you can’t quit without losing your doctor, it’s a leash.

He looks like he just got pulled out of the oven.

Donald Trump pardoned the entire fucking swamp.

Cat people doing cat people things...

"Why should students continue to spend years on research tasks that AI can handle in minutes?" Because the point of having students do research is for the students to learn how to do research. Also: the AI cannot, in fact, handle it.

The what what? How totally SHOCKING 😎

Today Mormons found out they’re on the menu.

Over 300,000 foreign born soldiers served in the US military during World War II, you white supremacist, xenophobic idiot.

This is just the coolest www.agritecture.com/blog/2021/8/...

BlueSky: tell me your food-crimes. 1. I dip my French fries in mustard. 2. I hate mayonnaise.

Happy Antifascism Day!

You all just think he’s unhinged now. Dementia is gonna continue to punch holes in that filter until he openly uses slurs and says all the deplorable shit he thinks.

Reminder: You make the best and most out of everything that comes your way. When you're feeling overwhelmed, you give yourself space to stop and breathe. Your ability to conquer your challenges is limitless. Your potential to succeed is infinite. I'm proud of you

New Alligator Alcatraz Accusations: According to detainees… Guards are refusing to give water & food to migrants being held, unless they sign English only Immigration documents, that they don’t understand. The Human Rights Violations Being Committed Under This Administration… Are Astonishing.

How about instead of promoting assholes who think rape is relative and being a Nazi is just a phase we actually look for candidates that don’t suck

This is the type of bullshit you can absolutely expect during and after the midterms. He's gonna get his ass handed to him, then he'll spend the next two years whining about how it was 'stollen' so everyone's distracted with that while he, miller and the SC destroy what's left of our democracy.

Screwworm: as if you needed another reason to give up eating meat.

Reminder Ken Paxton who is running for Senate in Texas pardoned his friend who was in jail for raping a boy for years. Oh well, let's move on.

RFKjr congratulates himself on "containing" measles. (Self congratulation is a familiar maga sound bite.) In reality, the U.S. measles cases just surpassed 2,000 cases for the second year in a row! He's doing a hell of a job alright-just not in the right direction.

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I want you to really think about this for a moment. Donald Trump was mentioned approximately a million times in the unredacted Epstein files. To put that into context, War and Peace is about 600,000 words.

People keep comparing Donald to orangutans and that’s not fair to orangutans; they have no problem staying awake for periods of time.

It’s the small things. Good or bad, people always remember the small things.

It's never morally wrong to be yourself. It's always morally wrong to choose to steal from other people their choices, their autonomy, their freedoms, their joys, their labor.

A extremely dangerous maggot that eats human flesh called Screwworm has just been found for the first time since it was eradicated in 1966. This comes after Trump cut funding for Screwworm monitoring programs. apnews.com/article/scre...

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UFC fighter Bryce Mitchell gave his personal opinion about the White House Freedom 250 event by stating the Government was here to protect and not entertain the people. He also notably pointed out the corruption in the government.

Me: Block trolls, don't engage Also me: YOU'RE NOT MY BOSS I DO WHAT I WANT

Interrupt any Trumper who even begins to answer your question with a question. Refuse to be fodder for their propaganda and manipulation.

I'm perfectly fine prosecuting this crime.

This is what it’s going to take to get regressive states to change and stop being such racist hellholes

"I Sing The Body Electric" by Walt Whitman It's a gorgeous glimpse of what we could be like if we were free of the puritans' and the slavers' mentalities that degraded human bodies, both our own and others'.

Every Democrat should be mentioning him taking frequent cognitive tests. I’ll even go as far as saying they should take them just to prove a point.

Hear me out: But what if we demanded that cops be the people who must MOST adhere to the law, rather than repeatedly allowing that they don't have to if they don't want to? And if the cops scoff and won't do that... maybe they shouldn't have been cops in the first place, ya know?

Trump doesn’t give a rat’s ass about Lebanon. He just hates that his numbers are tanking.

Fabulous read that won’t be listened to or followed by establishment Democrats because they are too entrenched in the current status quo

No greater sign that investors have run out of money to dump into AI companies than the fact that they are now trying to become IPOs so they can directly grift the public instead.

No elected Republican has either a spine or a scrotum. They're Soviet-style apparatchiks, but somehow more pathetic.

FUCK CBS AND FUCK BARI WEISS