It's uncanny.

It's Friday, and apparently bluesky is ready for this fun revelation: Dinosaurs lived on the other side the Galaxy.

Women only want one thing and it's disgusting

Replacing "Principal Cook" with "Principal Sous Vide" on Solar Opposites is an underrated joke

Grim!

named my son Sue in the hopes of imbuing him with a sort of gentle, nurturing femininity and it fucking backfired Big Time

I haven't had an adult talk to me that disrespectfully since my father disowned me!

i haven't noticed the cloudflare outage because i've only been visiting morally pure websites today

Pour one out for all the guys who can't talk to their girlfriends because ChatGPT is down

Has someone ever made a somber rendition of "The Impression That I Get?" I would like to hear that. swanboy.com/comic/strang...

Getting up is a scam made up by Big Awake to sell more wakefulness.

Not to be too cynical, but Trump's change of heart over the Epstein vote has got to mean his fixers finally finished doctoring the files, right? Every name is going to be a random Democrat in a different font than the rest of the text.

If you're like me, you think you're going to see it coming, but you won't.

i'd say it did. the public put a group of thieves, vandals and extremists in office last november and they promptly went about destroying everything that might work to limit their ability to loot, steal and inflicting pain on the people they hate

Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon

Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process

Today, the family was hanging out while my five-year-old was idly doodling. 5yo: *gasps* "I can draw a butt!" *she draws a butt, giggling uncontrollably* Me: "Yeah, you can draw anything you want." 5yo: "Yeah! And I drew a butt!"

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

I understand the love and pain that inspired this technology, but this is a profoundly unhealthy.

I'm two minutes from a formal observation, and I like to tell the newer teachers that observations get less stressful, but here I am in year 17 of teaching, stressing like hell about it. Oh well!

I keep reading these, thinking, "Is this how non-English majors write emails to each other?"

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

God, it's depressing how many of the original Toy Story VA's have passed from old age. MAYBE THAT'S A SIGN PIXAR.

Not for nothing, but in the days that followed the Game of Thrones finale, the only people I saw defending it were Good-At-Math people. When I suggested that their defenses betrayed a poor academic understanding of narrative, I was basically accused of bigotry.

SCHUMER: Well, I—for one—am touched by this act of generosity. Perhaps one day, all of humanity will know the saying “Be welcoming of Greeks bearing gifts.”

My most millennial trait is giving Dr. Frankenstein the benefit of the doubt because that's the role Wishbone played

None of this was news to me, but it's well written and I enjoyed reading it. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...

A togglable "I'm an adult with kids and a job" feature that assumes you only get to play once a week, and dumps a summary of what you were last doing/your current objectives in a corner tooltip on loading a save.

Damn it, Google

I have a long-arm stapler. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.

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10/10 take. No notes.

I think we need to stop calling it empathy and go back to calling it decency. It isn't a favour you're doing someone else, it's you proving that you aren't a fucking ghoul

did you know the Mountain Goats have a new album out today and you can buy it or stream it and dance to it in your living room or while driving or on the subway and it's a whole vibe? well now you know that 30tgrs.ffm.to/ttfafpb

I really need to find a way to confront the negative headspace I bring into Professional Learning. I set myself up for failure every time.

What's the mindset of someone who values medical masks enough to wear one in public but not enough to pull it up over their nose?

Dick Cheney dies, Zohran Mamdani wins, and Gremlins 3 gets announced. Nature is healing.

ah, perhaps instead of pumping millions into endless factional infighting Dem donors could invest in making local Dem organizations genuine civic spaces that can reach people during and between elections

Whoa.

Though childish and, ultimately, unproductive, I don't think it would technically be immoral to piss on Dick Cheney's grave.

I miss Quiznos.

I actually love teaching Oedipus to a bunch of teens that have barely read anything in their lives. The twist ALWAYS catches them off guard. They're sure the story is a whodunit where Oedipus heroically outs the pervert murderer, so when the truth is outed, they LOSE THEIR SHIT.

2026 Primary Woke Wave

“tom homan is a bitch” is a winning message

'CUZ EVERYONE'S YOUR FRIEND IN NEW YORK CITY

RIP Dick Cheney For @inthesetimes.com inthesetimes.com/article/mamd...