we wouldn't need a new year if they didn't keep making them shittier and shittier all the time

my mom just attempted to take apart the hotel hairdryer and clean it because she said she saw a program called “what people do in hotel rooms” and learned that sometimes people will use the hairdryer to dry their balls

when people ask what i’m doing on NYE i’m watching a youtube video on how to remove a security tag off a pair of skims underwear with two forks

blanket apology for all the emails I forgot to answer this year, and for all the emails I will forget to answer next year

MTV lost its way when they stopped putting “Sledgehammer” at the top of their “best videos of all time” countdown

may this new year egg bring you good fortune

Nothing comes out of these water jets but lies and insinuations. Why did I buy a j'accuzzi?

yesterday: missed seeing roddy ho today: did a pilgrimage

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

do i have to ask permission to go to bed at 9pm

Flossie, the world’s oldest living cat, has celebrated her 30th birthday.

Suspending Doctors Without Borders is definitely a thing healthy countries do

my mom just saw roddy from slow horses near tottenham court station and didn’t even bother to come get me (i was getting a coffee) and when i was like “WHAT” she was like “why would i have come gotten you” 🫠

This would absolutely do it for some of you

good morning to this lad

commissions! our stuff is still in storage since Zoe has been having migraines continuously for 2 months now, and they keep raising the price of the unit- other unexpected expenses came up and it's been desperate, just keeping fed has been a struggle. reach me at: [email protected]

just saw an actual jet2 holiday ad, like a deer in the headlights

So @lexialex.bsky.social filed this appeal but is only getting automated replies @support.bsky.team very disappointed given @aaron.bsky.team also lives in Ireland. Have they not taught you anything about solidarity with Palestine?

In a moment where RFK Jr is taking away life-saving vaccines and spreading health misinformation on an unprecedented scale, making comments that stigmatize other important layers of public health protections like mask wearing is not the play.

thrilled to announce i am about to hit the highlight of my day: doing piles of self service laundry in a hotel in my pajamas

I held my Dad's hand as he suffocated to death from COVID and I would love nothing more than to have everyone laughing at that bit to experience that same pain.

Alarm is growing over the treatment and deteriorating health of eight Palestine Action activists jailed in the U.K. who are on hunger strike to protest their detention.

if you have a bagpipe ringtone i think you should be bludgeoned to death in public

Frankly at this point I think talking about "safety tools" on LLM chatbots is mealy-mouthed garbage. The moderate position is that the people who built these systems should never be allowed to touch a keyboard again.

Mother's BO (Yumi Anno, 52 Years Old)

hands up if you’re minding your own business at a family gathering and suddenly a boomer asks someone a question about the epstein files and your peace shatters into a million pieces

I FUCKING TOLD YOU

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

We offer our total solidarity to the workers at Arkane Lyon featured in this video who are standing up to their employers in defense of their ideals.

i love this movie

they called our coworker “a dial tone” and that’s when I learned to never cross a professional writer

it’s boxing day 2025 and i’ve watched my first episode ever of bluey

the two genders

guess what i'm working on

One of the last things my partner and I did before the pandemic was seeing Scuba Santa get wrecked with loggerhead turtle shit on Christmas

y'all i just had some unexpected vet bills for the kitten, and if you feel in the Christmas spirit I would really appreciate it if you could check out my comics or my patreon. ko-fi.com/A200K80/shop

For your holiday ambiance, I've made a hypnotic yule log fireplace with ultra slow motion macro footage of flames stretching & warping like liquid as fire reacts with calcium chloride & barium. This is real fire I filmed, not CGI or AI. 10hrs, 4K, crackling sounds, no music, no ads. Happy holidays!

Babushka's Glitch Dungeon is only $1.49 until Jan 5!! store.steampowered.com/app/1876850

Cat Poirot (Xmas card for dad)

The Immortal (1990) - Apple IIGS

Charlie White III, Speed Ball Santa, for Paper Moon Graphics, 1980

who remembers when this guy said his game was about a dystopian future where feminism won and then literally started fighting back tears imagining if it was real

hi macaroni

one of my most popular designs

So I am going to say something about romance as a genre. A lot of people think that romance is ignorable because <insert thing they think about romance> and romance authors don't count because <insert thing they think about romance>. This thread is not about whether you have to like romance.

merry folgers incest commercial to all those that celebrate