stupidly excited to play this since i tried the demo

applications are open for the experimental games workshop. this was always a wonderful thing to be part of and it’s worth pointing out that they also accept video presentations if you can’t attend in person!

the real horror here is how many people don’t care about practicing BDS

breaking embargo to say i just saw the biggest video game toilet i’ve ever seen

Monitor Lizard

area woman gets ready for bed despite efforts of local pest

86%, is that a lot

If the Nintendo Switch 2 gets these four games, it may surpass the PS Vita's title as the ultimate handheld for blobber enthusiasts. @dialacina.com on how the system could become the de facto destination for blob-heads.

bellissima

american party cups

this is absolutely fucked

eat shit jay

i say this as someone with an autism diagnosis, now more than ever it is important to remember autism does not “exist.” you cannot hold it, you cannot isolate it, you can’t find it in the blood and you can’t cut it out of a person

My child asked me if the stars could drop food instead of bombs. I didn’t know how to answer. In Gaza, we no longer dream we just try to survive another night without losing more of ourselves. Please help me save my children 🙏🏻 tinyurl.com/omar-child

Nobody cares about that. You just make us tired. Go away.

As you may have seen, Patreon forced the most recent update of my post-apocalyptic lesbian cowgirl mailman interactive serial udon western, Pony Express, under a paywall for "sexually gratifying works" (strongly disagree) but you can read it free here: katieaki.com/pony-express...

imagine the volume of bribery and ritual ass kissing unlocked this weekend alone bsky.app/profile/just...

If you haven't seen Space Ghost Coast to Coast in full yet, Internet Archive has you covered archive.org/details/ghos...

i stupidly got extra noodles in my order of biang biang mian because the picture on the menu looked like it would be a small portion, fast forward four hours later i know if i die of mega-indigestion i know archeologists will open me up to find the kind of xi’an treasures no one could dream of

he is me

i was searching to see what the glow in the dark game boy pocket looked like and it showed me this and put "RARE GAME BOY FULL OF HAIR" in bold like that is a thing someone would be specifically looking for

A recent commission. A changeling monk.

Who loves sidequests? The designers of Xenosaga Episode II, that's who! This week @nocartridge.bsky.social and I spend 2 hours talking to weirdos to solve dating crises, postal crises, and even sort out a bunch of kittens with forever homes! Come watch! youtu.be/0NaKO4N9O-Y

oh honey, are you new here? disney learned that people will pay them to watch andor and that is the only thing that matters to them

Elton John voice: It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit

SNL wasn’t that good

why is he a drunk salaryman clinging onto a railing

Please help Ruaa in top of everything she is now struggling with Covid!. Please do what you can to support

The tenth and final episode of Neurocracy has been released! Now the game begins 🌐🔍👀 There is *so much* I want to say about how this season was a culmination of the previous two, which I'll wrestle into a blog post when I can word good again 🫠 For now, just this: thank you all so much ❤️

personally I care way more about this than jimmy kimmel but hopefully people who care about kimmel realize how it’s connected to mahmoud

an entire generation and everyone coming up after them have essentially been making pirate tv stations for each other on repurposed video game streaming websites for like about a decade now. if we had the money that demonic old baby boomers have poured into nasty jesus creeps you would be astonished

unfortunately the only footage they could find of charlie kirk not saying evil things was when a pint of blood was gushing out of his neck like a fountain

i just woke up and

Interested in playing an online RPG that takes place on a fandom forum in 1999? Curious about Strangers on the 'Net? Get ready to gossip, roleplay, flirt, fight, fall in love, confess your secrets, explore your identity, and confront what it meant to be a teenager online in the 90s.

he’s here

if you read one thing today, make it this absolutely devastating piece from a fact-checker who quit the New Yorker bidoun.org/articles/hou...

every once in a while, i remember that Ultima Online is still running, and has a "Screenshots" page with a grand total of nine images to represent the game that all look like this

this cat looks like one of the Old Master painters who's just slept with three servants, argued viciously with his annoying patron about the inferior ham he receives, and then painted his masterpiece out of spite

thinking about this screenshot from Columbo that makes it look like a 90s point-and-click adventure game

This is a bad idea for all the obvious reasons of, like, integrity and craft. But it’s also a bad idea because instead of just writing the thing yourself, you are instead letting the Convincing Lie Machine see if it can trick you into getting fired because you didn’t fact check every single word

Every single time

Stanislav Torlopov, Near the Cosmos/Dawn Flight, 1984

call my pussy Tempe the way the Peneus flows through it

A game my extremely talented friend made, about the horrors of finding housing in our city, is available to play today! The art and music is killer and Krish should be raking in cash for it, but instead it is free. Check it out!

This type of translated article is really useful because I think Americans specifically rarely get any kind of look at the sheer amount of bubbling contempt and disgust rising up about their country in the rest of the world, especially outside Europe.

women will tell you it has been more than a decade, but who ever listens to us lol