A simple neck kiss can speed up the ATM transaction of the person ahead of you.

Things are so bad, the planet is calling for Batman.

Call me unhinged, but I just ordered six books on minimalism.

For every girl rotting in bed is her small dog rotting with her

It was a dark and spermy night

just now realizing that dumb is a palindrome

Looking for readers. It's OT5, Niall centric but Larry is endgame.

Things are sht right now. But my fic is super cute. archiveofourown.org/works/659214... Given it a read?

Face reveal 🥰

Doing a 1D anagram quiz but it was both easy and wrong because they kept getting the letters wrong This one made me cackle though, could be any of their songs 😂

new migraine treatment just dropped

Can I interest you in reading my fic archiveofourown.org/chapters/169... 100% fluff and laughter

Potentially several 😭

@Larrysmomfics soooo 👉👈 I wrote a fic archiveofourown.org/works/659214.... 🙊

Ngl I'm printing all the beautiful comments I'm getting on my fic. You guys are the absolute best. 💙

A bit of funny escapism for your Monday. The Party, my first fic for @1dsasfest.bsky.social is out now. archiveofourown.org/works/659214...

Monday my fic is out!!! archiveofourown.org/users/amIaBook

Watermelon aurora during a full moon in Alaska

Don’t like gay marriage? Don’t get married to the same sex. Don’t like gender-affirming care? Don’t have any. Don’t like Planned Parenthood? Don’t go there. Don’t like abortion? Don’t get one. Just because *you* don’t like it doesn’t mean *others* shouldn’t be able to it.

Critter. A delightful word. 10/10

Louis Tomlinson & Liam Payne #LouisTomlinson #LiamPayne #OneDirection #LILO 📸 juliaandrsn

Japanese snow fairy bird 🇯🇵 😃

it's a church of burnt romances and i'm too far gone to pray

This is Chili. He got a special Chili-sized couch a few months ago. Pleased to report that naps are even cozier in a place of your very own. 13/10

share the money pigeon for 10,000 years good luck 💸🍀🤞

pilates princess

naps are so important

Surprise 🥳 “& Halo” is getting an early release. Available Thursday 15May.

maybe one day i’ll get my shit together narrator: lmfao

@petersagal.bsky.social Do you listen to the shows someone else hosts like we do? As a regular audience I mean.

A thing is coming :)

The bird photos will continue until morale improves

Let’s see what the fandom’s thinking: when do _you_ think the next album is coming? Vote here and I’ll share the results soon! forms.gle/kDC9KRfBHvWg...

Good morning, may this day be good to you and don’t forget calmness is a superpower 🦸

I wrote an open letter to my fellow book ppl because no one is coming to save us. We have to save us. And I am weary of waiting for my colleagues to join the fight. Any fight. I chose book bans, but you don't have to www.prettyokmaggie.com/blog/2025/4/17/an-open-letter-to-my-fellow-book-creators

Hey @leighllbealright.bsky.social www.instagram.com/p/DIj5Y97s_s... :)))

“oh no…i forgot the pizza”

paradise is getting closer everyday

This is Sigourney Weaver and Alice. Sigourney Weaver is hard at work digging a hole, and Alice has accepted her very avoidable fate. 13/10 for both

The cafeteria at school has some art hanging up with abstract depictions of fruits and vegetables. I pointed out to a colleague that the pineapple picture looked like the top of Bert's head, so she grabbed construction paper and made this: