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Loose cannon cannon tightener with nothing left to lose
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Joel Embiid is undefeated in the NBA postseason since having his appendix removed
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I don't want a custom AI movie starring myself and Marilyn Monroe going on dates, I want movies made by real people about Willem Dafoe getting trapped in a rich weirdo's luxury apartment and having to eat dog food to survive
10 days ago
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Patrick Monahan
10 days ago
What don’t they want us to know…
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Josh Gondelman
12 days ago
I would love to ask Seal: "F/M/K...my power, my pleasure, my pain."
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cade cunningham? more like uhh fuckin uhh cade foolishpork!
12 days ago
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Cullen
12 days ago
the joker: i want to marry the toilet Batman: STOP IT
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Cape Cod Demon Hunter
12 days ago
Every picture of Bob Hoskins and Helen Mirren in The Long Good Friday is an absolute layup “us🫶” text
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they're saying he's the most israeli israeli of all time
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13 days ago
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Anytime Houston plays LA in any sport they should call it the Life Is A Highway Series cuz every single helicopter and drone shot of the cities is just a slew of big nasty onramps and interchanges
13 days ago
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Ardent zionist deni avdija looking absolutely shell-shocked at having to be an outgunned underdog for once, violently lashes out at Stephen Castle instead of pursuing diplomatic options
13 days ago
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14 days ago
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Devin Booker was allowed to get away with 8 fouls in a finals game, very funny that he's suddenly shocked that preferential refereeing exists when it's in OKC's favor
14 days ago
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Spurs defenders are hamas
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15 days ago
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One of the craziest things I've ever seen in my life is that episode of Only Murders In The Building where Nathan Lane does a dead serious dramatic monologue about "the Greek and Armenian genocide"
15 days ago
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dont think the NBA should allow a guy openly taking performance enhancing drugs to play, especially after he showed no remorse for breaking batman's back
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17 days ago
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The cruel irony of being Kevin Durant. You've got a bald spot? No worries man you're literally 7 feet tall! No one will ever notice! What's that? You want to become a professional athlete? The one job where people primarily see you from above?
18 days ago
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time to get a "don't blame me, I voted for Bernie!" bumper sticker
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20 days ago
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an emotionally prepared loved one feels good in a death like this
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26 days ago
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I think we can officially call it the most failed run for governor of all time
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27 days ago
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28 days ago
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Better Things Are Possible
29 days ago
Setting aside all other questions about impeachment, the idea that trying it against a president everybody hates would be a political *loser* for the opposition party is preposterous. Just say you don't want to work! It's more relatable
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liberals please read one (1) history book challenge 2026
28 days ago
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Blue sky nice ghost
30 days ago
God, I was just thinking about how they better be using American-made steel to build the illegal ballroom that sucks
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the arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards justice
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about 1 month ago
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geekysteven
about 1 month ago
your grandparents voting for reagan
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Better Things Are Possible
about 1 month ago
One of my policy ideas is you should be allowed to honk your car horn but you get electrocuted a little when you do. "What if I have a good reason" sorry the policy is the policy
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Patrick Monahan
about 1 month ago
“People’ll tell you Reel Big Fish isn’t spiritually in the genre but that’s wrong,”
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about 2 months ago
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Crowsa Luxemburg
about 2 months ago
i actually think it's lowkey problematic to joke about stabbing caesar bc for some low income senators becoming tyrant is literally the only route out of poverty
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aaron burr dialogue from lin manuel miranda's hamilton
about 2 months ago
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Andrew Lawrence
about 2 months ago
looks like we traded generations of healthcare for 4 days worth of missiles
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Nice for other countries to know what benefits you can get for 9/11ing us
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2 months ago
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I'm gonna start saying this at every funeral I have the opportunity to speak at (will not elaborate on what I predicted)
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2 months ago
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Prisonculture
2 months ago
You won't be able to fix it all. You will be able to love. - Helms Jarrell
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weird medieval guys
2 months ago
i made a starter back of beautiful and unique manuscripts you can browse online! (with links) for anyone that wants a good way to spend an afternoon :)
open.substack.com/pub/weirdmed...
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Blue sky nice ghost
2 months ago
"Why do ladies love gay smut" is probably an easier question to ask than "why has Hollywood ignored this potential highly lucrative market for so long," because one puts the onus on those wacky horny ladies and the other puts the onus on people paid millions to know this stuff
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bort
3 months ago
i just saw a guys head fall off in the parking lot. the police showed up but they said there was nothing they could do. one of them took a twenty from the guys wallet and said they were going in to starbucks to test whether his money worked. i hope it does
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more mr. nice guy
3 months ago
love when there's an article about how life is sustainable in the superheated waters surrounding a hydrothermal volcanic fissure on the ocean floor and then like six paragraphs in you find out the author's parents are chemosynthetic bacteria 🙄
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dress for the job you want
3 months ago
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"Hindenberg designer warns passengers to avoid the Titanic" ass
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3 months ago
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