We’re good. Everyone is okay. My mother had to call my stepdad to make sure he got down to the basement. First big storm of the season!

The worst of the warning area is over my grandmother’s house and I’m trying to stay positive bc even though she can’t get her tv to work, I was able to call her and get her to her safe spot.

Hey now!

Love just seeing the first tornado watch, severe thunderstorm warning, and flash flood watch coming through on a Monday morning.

We’re shifting into Easter mode here and we take our Easter egg hunts very seriously*. My mother gets plastic eggs specific to each kid (7 of them now) and there’s prizes, money, candy, etc. involved. The thing is, my parents fly back from New York on Easter Sunday.

Did they really.

Bummed, but I think the people in that room will think about SINNERS a lot more than ONE BATTLE over the next however many years.

Booo

CLEAR EYES FULL HEARTS CAN'T LOSE

Oh thank fucking CHRIST

I hate that the play off music starts off at MAKE THEM DEAF instead of a slow build.

Melissa McCarthy, my beloved

He looks like if The Matrix was about being cis.

Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

Honestly give Billy Crystal an award for not crying this whole time.

COOGLER

Sterling K Brown needs to be in more comedic roles. Truly.

The way Matt Berry puts mustard on anything he says makes him the perfect announcer for any award show.

The caps lock joke in the monologue was a big hit in our house.

Mom just called him Timothy Charlemagne and that’s just his name now. I’ll accept no other option.

Fuckin killed it on the Carolina-cation group on Jeopardy.

MY BOYS!!!

My SIL’s grandfather passed and he was a firefighter and a Red Sox fan and loved his family so much and took care of B and my nephew when T was a baby and her family kicked her out. He was so funny and kind and I was honored to know him. Raise a glass to Pawpaw Joe, if you can.

You ever think Yuna Hollander woke up in the middle of the night once, smacked her husband awake, and shouted “HE WAS IN THE ELEVATOR DAVID” #heatedrivalry #yesagain

I’m obsessed with the two absolute morons in this story.

Finally finally FINALLY getting to Star Shipped by @catswrites.bsky.social and I’m only 7% in and I want to shake Simon like a got dang doll and shout “HE LIKES YOU, DUMBASS” (But I know there’s gonna be some hurt along the way so I’m buckled tf in)

“Back Safety” when he’s carrying around that dump truck of an ass. (Employee safety webinars are boring so I have to make jokes where I can)

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

it’s time to study the old texts

Hi hi hi, listen, i know I complain a lot about this s**t but for the love of god…STOP USING ACCESSIBLE PARKING SPOTS AS CART CORRALS. HOLY S**T. “I don't have time to put it back”- WELL I DO HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO SHOVE MY CANE STRAIGHT UP YOUR A—

Ask not for whom the looks maxx, they maxx for he

10/10 take. no notes

international women’s day

Shorsey really does take you on a fucking rollercoaster of emotions, doesn’t it.

It’s going to be 80s, damn near 90, for the next week and I am going to wither away into dust. I am not a spring and summer person. This is my hell. Literally bc it’s so goddamn hot. October…come back to me.

(Now with correct spelling) If it’s not a pentel RSVP, then I might as well be writing in crayon.

Book club only had one person, a former employee, so instead of talking about books, I gave her the entire rundown of the us mens hockey team week of fucking up. I talked for 45 minutes straight lol

I really hope people show up to the book club tomorrow. I know no one did last month bc it snowed 2 days before, but it was still discouraging. Also, I’m 77 pages into 438 and I don’t think I’m gonna finish in time, pals.

AO3 has been down for about 24 hours now and what tf do they expect me to do. Read my actual TBR????

Me @ this whole thread

Self care is cheese fries and ny style pizza followed by a hot shower with a new “scalp exfoliating scrub” Am I any more ready to be librarian on duty tomorrow for 3 branches? Not really. But I ✨tingle✨

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-get a full blast toddler sneeze right in the face -slam your own hand into a closing car door -run a marathon with no training or prep

Kids have been back at school for a while and story times have started back up so that means every germ imaginable is making their way into the library. I really hate being sick.

The trajectory of the men’s hockey team over a blistering 12 hours

Well. Does that count as the Hughes brothers being milkshake duck’d? (Don’t get my post about Slavin from last night as having any ounce of actual respect for him, btw. Just in case someone thought I was a hypocrite)

You can tear stroganoff hamburger helper from my cold, dead hands.

Thinking about my boy, Olympic gold medalist Jaccob Slavin again.

I’m feeling a lot of feelings about this

The Tkachuk brothers would be upset about some of your posts if they could read.