Elon just straight up boosting Nazis now.

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i think often about this doctor i worked with and once i made a mistake and said “sorry i have dumb bitch disease” and without missing a beat, this doctor deadpans, “grace, DBD is a very serious condition. i would know.”

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"do you like anal" sir I only asked how much it was gonna take to get my alternator fixed

BE KIND It's important for the culture.

I mine gems, but do they call me Gimli the miner? No. I slay orcs, but do they call me Gimli the slayer? No.. I fear the undead, but do they call me Gimli the afraid? No! But you fuck ONE elf…

Conversation with my partner, about checking her Mirena.

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*sitting down for a tough conversation with a friend* Me: Listen, I know you think you're a Hamburger Helper, but you're really a Hamburger Enabler.

How did parents get their toddlers to eat before airplanes were invented

Tag your local Barbierian.

I have gotten less into cis men every year and I blame the terrible dick pics and mansplaining.

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if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends the friends:

it should display this when you sign up for bsky

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when i post a story on here i appreciate when people are excited / pleased to see it's from teenvogue.com but you also don't need to be so surprised! instead u can celebrate our work!

and here are the reactions. this stuff makes me legitimately angry since the outright claim is that black people trying to process their feelings in the open is tantamount to being a segregationist

It's not a serious concept and never has been. Calling things "race baiting" is part of the "antibody response" of white supremacy. It's sole purpose is to trivialize and mock legitimate expressions of grievance by racialized people, in particular Black people. It is always bad faith.

ShotSpotter can “misclassify fireworks or sounds from cars as gunshots, and that company employees can alter evidence; during a 2016 police shooting trial in Rochester, a ShotSpotter employee admitted to reclassifying sound from a helicopter to a bullet at the request of police.”

#StopAsianHate 🟨

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genitalia is short for “general italia”

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The Good, the Bad, and the Pussy

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