Boston weather has got me recalculating my commute home to include transfers ONLY at stops where they have standing fans and aren't likely to be crowded holy shit

priests are stalkers. "priest" is an oppressive class, like Boomer people or straight people.

On a clear day you can see forever Photos by Crashsafely www.universalhub.com/2026/clear-d... #Boston #Roxbury #CochituateStandpipe #OpenOnceAYear

Q: What's the weather like in Boston this week? A: Yes.

lazy river of blood

this is more than just a fun game to them. do not try to be funny around them.

Every time you make a "tranny" joke, every time you overlook the way we're treated, every time you get irritated when someone brings up pronouns, every time you hesitate and act weird about a trans person in a bathroom, you feed the culture that murdered Juniper Blessing.

/ SATURDAY / BOSTON / SUNSET / 8 PM / THE 1ST 8PM OR LATER SUNSET IN BOSTON OF UR 2026

Naruto is better than South Park.

Grocer trying so hard to figure out how he’ll remember to take the old eggs off the shelf.

WET

learning to draw feet well should be your priority but failing that, developing a kink for naked people wearing socks will work in a pinch

Can we normalize kissing girls?

unironically, any city that decides to tackle the housing problem to the extent where the average person working minimum wage can actually afford a 1br apartment of their own will solve about 60% of the queer community’s drama

BREAKING: Boston City Council just unanimously passed a resolution condemning dangerous age verification and censorship laws, including the proposals put forward by @massgovernor.bsky.social and the MA House. Backlash to age gating social media is growing! www.fightforthefuture.org/news/2026-05...

so apparently british squirrels have been seen vaping and there is concern that swedish squirrels might also start doing this. anyway here’s pictures of squirrels vaping

Portrait comm ✨

heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit

quote from the "hobbies" section of Will Wright's article (creator of The Sims)

Can we normalize civility?

you have to learn to be OK being bad at something. you have to learn to be OK with people who are annoying, who do things you dont do, who like things you dont like. you have to learn to be OK with everything that is not interesting to you. you have to learn to be OK being uncomfortable.

From the endocrine society this AM: www.endocrine.org/news-and-adv...

"and oh," is the "stomp clap hey" of poetry

WORM HAS BEEN RETURNED!!!! They personally came up to my table to return it and I turned them over to staff. Theyre handling the rest probably. Tear down is in like 10 minutes I gotta WORK. Put the poor fella in a nice dark tote with a security blankie

69 DEGREES

You need to be a whole other level of rotten inside to steal from intependent artists at conventions

Everytime I try to join a discord server it's like this

I've reached the "my ex's other exes are reaching out over social media" level of I Was Not The Problem, it seems

Cambridge! I was unfamiliar with your public health game. Much respect.

the troubles? it's absolute horses

some of y’all have internalized misandry against greasy adult Bluey fans who look like they were conceived in a Golden Corral and it shows 🤍

Telling tourists that when you’re riding the T, you have to clap and cheer when your stop is next. It’s customary in Boston, and the driver finds it rude if you don’t.

Me: isn’t it crazy that Ross had a monkey in the first season of FRIENDS Satchel, my favorite concubine and closest confidante in the post-apocalyptic wasteland theater troupe I’ve become the tyrannical leader of: Honey please you need to sleep. I dont know who that is

dom that gets their rubber drones all geared up with big inflatable paw gloves or ball mitts and then makes them have a sexy sock'em bopper battle

hey man can you just walk into my suspiciously boss-arena sized room. don't worry about the save point outside that's just to give you a break haha. just walk in. walk into this room right now

here's a little life tip courtesy of me, the smartest and most beautiful girl in the world: the next time you're considering getting into an hours long argument online, or in real life for that matter, just take a moment, look at yourself in the mirror and say "this is beneath me actually"

I don't think libertarians should become The Joker. I think when they do it they're reinforcing increasing economic and political polarization.

Heterosexuals would rather bust than go to therapy

"average person sees 10 Jar Jar nudes a day" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person sees 0 gunganpron a day. May 4th, which lives in cave & posts over 10,000 drawings of Meesa Big Naturals, is an outlier adn should not have been counted