I can be your gyro baby

too many turnovers

Just learned that over our objections and ahead of the arrival of trick or treaters we had a National Gourd deployment to our house.

tv show idea: Joe Milton throwing absolute missiles at random normies for an hour

this nor’easter has sent some weird birds our way #birdup #pokemongotothepolls

we love to sit in an empty office and wait for something to break, don’t we folks?

Blue Ridge Parkway celebrates progress with ribbon cutting one year after Helene The Blue Ridge Parkway marks a milestone with a ribbon-cutting, celebrating significant restoration progress just a year after Hurricane Helene's devastation.

Just my face getting stankier and stankier as this builds

I watched this 500 times www.instagram.com/reel/DN3DqGi...

new park seasonal grounds crew is pretty expensive this year plus they wore the wrong uniforms

LaPuddleBu! (via x.com/BriAmaranthu...)

They should change the Department of the Interior to Department of the Exterior on account of it mostly being outdoors stuff

“not a big fan of the government”

What a time for stickers in DC! #walkswithmaisey #FreeDC @joeheim.bsky.social

I have never been more targeted in my entire fucking life

crime is rampant in DC

kind of surprised the sec netflix show managed to make me dislike hugh freeze more

in rod we trust

every sky game i watch they’re playing that song that isn’t paula abdul but i want it to be. i finally figured it out after starting a paula radio station. I can’t wait by Nu Shooz!

enjoyed wright thompson’s humanizing take on a galvanizing civil rights event in the The Barn. learned many new stories from this one.

moroccan fans are showing out for fifia club world cup in dc

help

Now THIS is trans allyship! I have never once regretted my fandom of Katie Nolan 💜

our school getting rekt’d by jason witten playing both ways in high school really adjusted some expectations

all pretty accurate but unfortunately the cruelty is a feature not a bug. www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...

Lady Vols legend Candace Parker is getting her jersey retired by the WNBA's Chicago Sky. Parker, a Chicago native, brought the Sky their first and only title in 2021. ➡️ tennessee.rivals.com/news/lady-vo...

The sign has already been updated by the players.

happy RIF injunction and memorial day weekend from the Chesapeake Bay

shoutout to the fellow @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social listener who spotted my @homefield.bsky.social fullcast shirt at the farmers market. congrats on your bravery for living in spencer’s most despised city. there are dozens of us

this doesn’t seem like something that should be parking in a federally permitted spot(s)

why is freedia at a mystics game; who cares the queen diva is town

need to befriend this neighbor and see if i can squeeze into this beauty

Me with a third grade student who has just found out my knowledge of the Super Smash Brothers franchise stretches back to the 90s

@vincemancini.bsky.social lol saquon gave sports journalism a b+ on hot ones. ten toes down on b+

“Come on ride the train!” 🎶 Quad City DJ’s know where it’s at … on our Metro float. 🤩🤩🤩

i'm more surprised than anything about nico but something had to give with the amount of talent coming to the qb room. he has a ton of talent but seems like he needs more time to grow into it. hope it works out better for him than jalen hurd.

bird & taurasi casts are always fun and insightful

DC the second we reach 80°

no one at the regatta is as excited to talk about how the vols ended kentucky’s season as i hoped

Candace Parker floating after Tennessee's win

get your mustard bottles ready lexington vols

was the at&t nova commercial directed by cramblin duvet?

my guy you are in danger the memes are already starting

Oh shit, speaking of Bearden, you wanna see the cutest thing ever The Tennessee basketball trainer’s daughter got the lead in Mary Poppins there, and the team came to opening night

knew chris lofton’s sec storied would make me cry but here we are

VAWLS - Tennessee beats the buzzer and Alabama

mashack! a little turtle dovin’ on a tennessee saturday night!

Federal employees replying to Elon asking them what they did this week