I think working at barstool is a moral failing, but I do like watching that bald guy say “noooo” after his dumbass coworkers make the worst guess of all time to his geography questions

It’s a really good album, but “The Midnight Organ Fight” is an awful euphemism for sex

Jakob Dylan sings normal, so I think Bob is faking it for attention

2026 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎

JR looks different here

MATTHEW KENT OLSON

I didn’t know Jasson Dominguez’s first name was just pronounced like Jason until recently, in my head I had been saying the j as an h like Spanish does

Says a lot about how bad MHII has been against lefties historically that I’m impressed he got a hit off Skubal

She Dillon on my Dingler til I… uh… Tiger? [extremely loud incorrect buzzer]

House of Wolves- MCR Fast Car- Tracy Chapman Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes- FOB Constant Headache- Joyce Manor Silver Springs- Fleetwood Mac Transatlanticism- DCfC Ghost Love Score- Nightwish Run Away With Me- Carly Rae Jepsen Gips- Sheena Ringo If We Were Vampires- Jason Isbell

we all have our vices and i'm a hypocrite for judging them like this but "bringing back smoking" is an idea periodically floated by the dumbest people alive whose only real belief is edgelordism. i am totally unwilling to hedge on or reconsider this opinion

when you’re a trans woman and you post a good selfie

Surely we had to give up a lot to acquire such a good pitcher in Chris Sale

I’m glad Matt Olson is my first baseman

this is the same woman who went crying to the police when someone knocked her phone out of her hand because she wouldn’t stop filming the bleeding victims of the charlottesville car attack. on the scene of a mass casualty incident, feet away from a woman’s dead body, it was all about her.

Feels like Keegan-Micheal Key is in every other commercial on tv these days

if i were the first guy to get called a "landlubber" i'd never get over it. i'd be telling my friends and family that this bilge-ridden sailorboy called me some insane shit

listening to Fake ID by Joyce Manor but shaking my head so everyone knows I don’t think Kanye West is great, the best or better than John Steinbeck and Phil Hartman

who need they vrabussy ate

What’s up with Zach Branch falling this far?

get on with the fucking pick, each third round pick announcement should be 10 seconds

No way some of these TEs are better than Oscar Delp

being moved to tears when I’m proud to be an American plays at the nfl draft

I do not want Pat McAfee I do not want him on T.V. I do not want him on my shows I do not want his punting toes. I do not want his awful takes Or all his subject-verb mistakes. I've had enough of gamble-ing It's seeped its way to every-thing I do not want Pat McAfee Please keep him off of my T.V.

RT @Braves: CLUTCH 💸 @MoneyyyMikeee | #BravesCountry

One of my dogs barked at Pat McAfee just now lmao

DRAFT ANALYST #1: now, jackson has been criticized for his lack of physicality DRAFT ANALYST #2: no, his strength is his emotional style of play. he guilt-trips people into fumbling the ball DRAFT ANALYST #1: one scout i talked to says he might be the most manipulative player in the entire draft

Might be one of my favorite draft moments

I still have PTSD from the Braves acquiring the Upton brothers, I hope Aveion is better than Bossman Junior

🎵 if Zion Young won’t change your mind 🎵

$16, one for each SEC championship for the Dawgs @newap-georgia.bsky.social

Football players attempting to remember a simple phrase and read off a card proves that CTE is real

I missed our offense doing stuff like this last season

Baldwin 💣!!

Friday squares

I never wanna see that stupid fucking firebomb a walmart tweet again

Lena Dunham Claims Adam Driver Used The Force On Set Of ‘Girls’ https://theonion.com/lena-dunham-claims-adam-driver-used-the-force-on-set-of-girls/

Ethel Cain covering Drive-By Truckers is a ploy to win me over (and it’s working)

“I wasn’t raised in the hood, but I know a thing or two about pain and darkness”

They have Grace looking like Hayley Williams in season 6 of The Mentalist

Crazy that someone can write a song this good then quit the band to make emo soundcloud rap music.apple.com/us/album/i-s...

it’s still possible to feel patriotic in this country

Wishing a happy Brian’s Hat Day to all who celebrate.