oh hell yeah

i think i have tennis elbow from knitting lol

he’s podcasting

i got a job :)

me after seeing two beautiful women in any context whatsoever

i’m knitting out on the balcony and a family just drove by with whomst i presume is the grandma in the backseat and when she saw me, she smiled, waved, and gave me a thumbs up lol

[eating sauerkraut] dang this kraut is sauer

i think - i /think/ - this is finally paying off

had a toothache for days but it feels ok this morning so i’m moving very slowly and quietly like my teeth are just asleep

remembered to soak beans yesterday to make chili today can i get a hell yeah in the chat

my cat’s name is mouse but mostly i call him pig is that ok

everything is expensive and i for one am sick of it

because the USB-C connector supports multiple protocols besides simply USB (like displayport, thunderbolt, etc.), I conclude that the "C" in "USB-C" stands for "cloaca"

i think the youths just love their trans comrades and therefore jkr can get fucked, is all

13 degrees outside and it has come to my attention i donated my coat before moving to SF lol

today is a good day to watch the incredible film D.E.B.S (2004) www.imdb.com/title/tt0367...

have a couple hours of interviews today, will everybody please behave while i’m gone

hey if you’re in denver and want to come see me tell a true story about a huge L (wherein only one person dies), come out to The Narrators tonight at 8! thenarrators.org

i would like for my tombstone to read: you're allowed to dig this one up, you won't get in trouble

dreamed i made a diorama about bigfoot

my neighbor described something mundane as “epic” and now i’m convinced she’s maga

every time i see that tacky ass gold filigree in the oval office i imagine it’s hung with command strips

google drive correcting my grammar on "i'm built different." boomer

bsky took too long to load and i forgot my poste :(

8:49 - i have plenty of time 8:50 - i am running so late how did this happen

why do new cars sound like ghosts when they reverse

met a guy who thought avril’s sk8er boi was on rollerblades

Not to be political but for God's sake

If he wasn't already dead this would kill Ernest Hemingway

h i m

look at this teeny tiny ass set of knitting needles i picked up

need a fuckeng job!! shit up and hire me dipshit, no questions fuck you i work here now

got some yarn in the mail and one hank doesn’t have a label, it’s just nude?? feels inappropriate

"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives

need someone to paint my cat as the sleepy time tea bear

i have five hours (!) of interviews today everybody manifest

i’ve decided no longer to be mentally unwell. my brain is good, actually

somebody hire me now challenge

*Going on my little mental health walk straight into the ocean.

Walking into the ocean sounds so relaxing right now

[yelling over club music] I said the human experiment has been a failure

blue gatorade is normal. purple gatorade is ungodly

blinking in and out of phase before popping out of existence entirely because i touched lava

where can i get my ipod's battery replaced, alternately is it safe to try on my own?

Mamma Mia 2: Here We Go Again

turning down a job opportunity because it's an AI product. i need a paycheck but my morals simply will not allow it

will one of you come over and help me bring my new desk upstairs i'm not strong enough even with fulcrums thanks in advance

it would be a funny day to walk into the sea imo

Woman: you're weird Me (flirty): but in a good way right? Woman (looking in microscope): no, your blood is, like, not normal