“I’m not taking advice from a cartoon dog!” —Bandit

Mazel tov! 🥳

This is Valley Forge so imma say… tenderer horse meat

People get hung up on the pettiest details of a candidate *finishes reading* oh no that lady is crazy

My social circles are going nuts making Sora generated videos of things like Tupac as a Mormon missionary and I’m trying not to be a killjoy so all I can do is bite my tongue.

Ugh, disgusting. Imagine kissing a Yankees fan.

shinkuu-- HADOUKEN!!!

Am I “into Pynchon?” Hell yeah I’m into Pynchon…into Pynchon them ass cheeks, what up girl

If you don't want to mess with another container builder right away, it looks like Chainguard forked kaniko and you can get that here: github.com/chainguard-d... #sre #devops

GitLab dropping support for kaniko really bit us in the ass this morning. All builds failing. Now we get to spend the day scrambling to implement podman to build containers in our CI/CD pipelines.

If prayer worked, he'd already be dead.

Either the classic post-hardcore band is reuniting for a VERY different creative direction, or Spotify fucked up its algorithm again.

AFI is not the same band it was in 1999. However, I’m not the same person I was in 1999 either. Obviously! I really like their new album so far. It’s atmospheric and interesting and evocative. Ignore the wisecracks about Davey’s mullet. If you’re a fan of post-punk, this is a fun record.

Gotta respect him for changing his style to the exact scientific opposite of King Joffrey

Thom Yorke has much to answer for

some of y’all have internalized ableism against kinky Mormons who look like they were cursed by a witch they tried to double cross and it shows 📈

cocomelon for octogeniarians

Update: looks like she’s going to be fine for now. No fractures, no internal bleeding, no signs of concussion. Just a hematoma and some bruising. Thank god. I was not ready to lose her.

The leader and prophet of the Mormon church just passed away. The Mormons and Exmormons in your life are gonna be feeling a ton of shit this week.

While at our family reunion my almost-70-year-old mother fell and hit her head on concrete, so I’m now at emergency watching her get scanned. I’m the older brother so I have to be the calm, confident support but right now I’m just trying not to cry.

Final fantasy tactics and Hades 2 is available and y'all talking bout male loneliness AGAIN? Has it even been a week since the last time?

Going through some things from my parent’s house and I found this relic of a pre-9/11 internet. I miss this era of P2P file sharing.

Doesn’t seem great tbh!

very direct evidence that video game piracy is important in the preservation of video games

I hadn't thought about Cracker fucking Barrel in 20 goddamn years and I really resent being made to read about it everywhere now. Social conservative weirdos, get a life! It's an old chain restaurant! Who gives a shit!

A terrific silver medal, or the best gold medal of all time?

Double-fisting his little crackers and he has the *audacity* to ask for more, young man you are not a sultan

I can't wait for the new Beths album. New Zealand pop greatness! Two days to go.

For the last 25 YEARS I've thought the outro of Bombs Over Baghdad by OutKast was "Hardcore beats and the ancient revival." I just discovered it's actually "Power music, electric revival." 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

I really miss this kind of political coverage.

Funny enough “dumpster diving orphan” could describe any number of BG3 characters

You can't fool me ArgoCD, that's just Dr. Zoidberg

This is the sound of ten thousand trans girls reinstalling New Vegas.

Jane Austin novels, but men aren't ready for that conversation.

1. Pablo Honey (1993), Taylor Swift (2006) 2. The Bends (1995), Fearless (2008) 3. OK Computer (1997), Speak Now (2010) --Early sound that they later distanced themselves from. Clear talent from the beginning, even when it was still undeveloped. Fast rise toward critical and commercial success.

Secondary reseller markets are now battlefields

Unfortunately that's as far as we can go because in the last 5 years Tay has put out 2 more new albums to Radiohead's 0 (The Smile notwithstanding). That said, I'm very much looking forward to whatever will end up becoming Radiohead's Midnights. Maybe Thom will let Jack Antonoff produce.

8. The King of Limbs (2011), Folklore (2020) 9. A Moon Shaped Pool (2016), Evermore (2020) --Modern, quieter, introspective songs from mature artists at the peak of their creative powers. Lots of plaintive strings and piano. Black and white visual language, acoustic melancholy.

7. In Rainbows (2007), Lover (2019) --An unexpected change from their previous album, a brighter and more accessible record that still demonstrates significant growth as musicians. Re-establishes and strengthens their connection with long-time fans. Introduces a colorful new branding for the era.

6. Hail to the Thief (2003), Reputation (2017) --Darker heel-turn record. Playing with hybrid genres. Righteous anger, moral clarity. A polarizing record for fans. Sorry that the old Thom Yorke can't come to the phone right now -- why? 'Cause he's dead. That's right, dead tired of George W. Bush!

4. Kid A (2000), Red (2012) 5. Amnesiac (2001), 1989 (2014) --Hard pivot to new genres and songwriting techniques as they experiment with new creative visions. Fan communities begin distinguishing themselves as fans of their "earlier" and "newer" stuff. More critical acclaim, but with a backlash.

Back in 2020 I had a realization that I think has mostly held up. I present my theory of RADIOSWIFT HARMONY:

Back in 2020 I had a realization that I think has mostly held up. I present my theory of RADIOSWIFT HARMONY:

Romeo and Juliet yearn for each other despite their love being forbidden, and it ends in tragedy because of family drama. It’s the gayest straight romance in the English canon.

WARP YOUR OWN WAY won for Best Comic or Graphic Novel at the Aurora Awards last night!! It was a real thrill and I was super happy to accept 🖖 www.csffa.ca/2025/08/2025... It's a choose-your-own-path comic with twists AND big ideas and quite frankly I think you should read it! I'm biased but STILL

If only

Double-fisting his little crackers and he has the *audacity* to ask for more, young man you are not a sultan

Got around to watching KPop Demon Hunters and I can finally say I get it. That was one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen.

This, but it's happening 3 times a week