Ed Sheeran is a talented artist actually

Tuesday vibes #StarTrek

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One of these days this bot is gonna get murked by some very tired millennials

"Facism is the act of self-deception in service of making your own life more painful, solely for the payoff of making life more painful for people you dislike."

Thanks Barret ur right 🌍

I will sniff every baby's head in the tri state area if given permission and opportunity who is this lady who thinks dudes don't love babies

Hang this in the Louvre

Exactly one year ago today:

Skeptical about these new K-cups

Have they tried investigating how to not declare and then lose wars instantly like fucking idiots?

The prophecy has been fulfilled

Everything about this story is heartbreaking and monstrously unjust. And I can’t help but think that if I had a terminal diagnosis and suddenly lost life insurance and my family’s future was destroyed because of some greedy CEO my very next act would be to [REDACTED]

I know this guy in real life and he’s anything but a cop—I literally got high with him at my wedding. However, he was a talented child actor and therefore very good at acting like an annoying lil shit. I love seeing this episode pop up lol.

I don’t get paid enough for this…

The new Tracy Morgan show The Rise and Fall of Reggie Dinkins has been really promising so far. His agent/ex-wife hiring as an assistant a Black woman named Shaneequinniii (according to the email address) who ends up being a VERY white kid named Shane E. Quinn III is a very good joke.

When movies were shot on physical film, the film was measured in feet. This is why any recorded thing is now called ‘footage.'

Feels like 95% of posts on Facebook are obviously AI slop. Dead internet theory becoming reality before our eyes.

My fat 42-year-old ass just got up early to jog for the first time in 8 years. Talk about humbling.

Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder's eye on the Last Day.

One of my Simpsons shitposting FB groups got a post from someone who had just watched Blade Runner for the first time and didn't like it. The post is closed with 200+ comments all telling him how wrong he is. Really proud of us lol

It is a very, very weird time to be a software developer and anybody who tells you they know where this is going is deluded. We have shaken the kaleidoscope as hard as we can and the pattern it will land in is a total unknown.

The frustrating thing about newfanglism is all of its adherents are profoundly bad at systems thinking, are aggressively antagonistic to any systems thinking that contradicts their newfanglism, and treat the completely predictable systems failures that result from their newfanglism as unsolvable.

Truth. Happy Friday, everyone!

Merry Christmas!!!!

you don’t need to watch live tv when the only thing you really want to see would be the most-watched clip on youtube for the next hundred years

I honestly think one reason Millennials are so angry about all this is that many of us grew up during the brief period in American history where the official line was that we had won history *because* of our values, and most of us actually internalized that.

with alt text, because everyone needs to be able to read this 😭

Blueskyism

i am not gonna take advice from a mormon prophet who has had a visit from the witch who makes people bald

Gotta be honest: I did not know what chicanery was & for a moment there, I thought it was something racist against Latinas

As a huge Deep Space Nine fan of many years, the newest Starfleet Academy episode is one of my favorite Trek episodes ever. Lore-building and affirming without indulging in too much fan service. All the surprises were perfect. The end had me choked up. Beautiful. Well done.

As a huge Deep Space Nine fan of many years, the newest Starfleet Academy episode is one of my favorite Trek episodes ever. Lore-building and affirming without indulging in too much fan service. All the surprises were perfect. The end had me choked up. Beautiful. Well done.

Can't stop listening to Bad Bunny's Enséñame a Bailar followed by Ojitos Lindos. Those hooks are crack to my ears. The rest of the album is great too but those two are taking over my brain.

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

And as Morillo says, Portland @mayorkwilson.bsky.social spared no words for those carrying out the attacks. In a message last night to Portlanders, Wilson openly called for ICE agents to resign. "Ask yourselves why you continue to work for an agency responsible for murders on American streets."

The Turkish diaspora community renounces Dr. Oz. He sucks shit. And now he's targeting Armenian-Americans? Are you fucking kidding me? Fuck that guy.

The Turkish diaspora community renounces Dr. Oz. He sucks shit. And now he's targeting Armenian-Americans? Are you fucking kidding me? Fuck that guy.

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i left the church and have nothing to do with it anymore but something happens when i see priests and pastors and rabbis and imams and sikhs at protests going so hard in mega harsh conditions i get choked up. this is how all of that is supposed to be. that's what all of that is supposed to be for.

I am represented by despicable cowards.

Gandalf's "a wizard is never late, nor is he early" and Kesha's "Now, the party don't start 'til I walk in" are essentially the same sentiment

Very good piece by @mashagessen.bsky.social, the author of Surviving Autocracy, who left Russia in 2013 as the authoritarian hammer really started coming down, and moved to the United States. Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2026/01/18/o...

Heartbreaking.

"Hahaha" said Gandalf, hitting his weed pen for the seventeeth time that hour. "Fuck".

/13 That is why it is utterly foolish to be mad they haven’t charged Jonathan Ross already. Any chance of winning demands meticulous planning. That’s what I hope they do.

This is a great place to start. Casablanca came out in 1942. When they filmed this, they did not know how the war would end. youtu.be/HM-E2H1ChJM?...