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Me, butting my way into a conversation with a group of youths and trying to look "hip" and "cool": Uhhhh I'm finna bust

お先に失礼します

i see ICE have joined bluesky

順番は大切！まずは必ず一つ目のボタンを押してから、次のボタンを押してね。

According to the official British Nintendo Magazine System magazine, Panel de Pon was originally planned to be localized with Killer Instinct characters before being changed to the Yoshi-themed Tetris Attack.

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this thread is now complete. stay safe out there

The artwork of Sim City 2000 by David Schleinkofer used on the cover of the #PlayStation and #SegaSaturn releases across all regions. Usual upscale/clean/retouch process applied.

This is making me realize how badly I want a remake of A Mind Forever Voyaging

everyone who made fun of my broken clock better apologize immediately while it's still showing the right time

imagine if his direct appeal was “you’re going to get impeached multiple times and I have most of the receipts they’re going to use to do so” instead of this shit

Anyway I'm thinking about Bacon and Chives as I'm watching ICE agents trip over themselves, plop on their asses, and drop secret documents like video game loot

🔥 From @statuscoupnews.bsky.social : “This is nuts. What the fuck is going on? I’ve never protested in my life… they tell you it’s immigrants — it’s fucking anybody. They’re just trying to scare people. I’m not paid to be here. I have to work in the morning. This is wrong.”

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My frothing demand for these games increases

The United States needs to realize that the world does not need them. They are not necessary to the survival or the prosperity of the free world. We will move on without you.

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Trump could be like "let's seize the Dardanelles Strait to avenge Gallipoli" and a few dozen think tankers would spit out pieces on "The Pros and Cons of Gallipoli 2" ffs

The problem is that the child porn website is owned by the richest man in the world, who no one wants to pick a fight with, and even less so now that he's aligned with the president of the U.S., himself a maniacal sex criminal. Nothing gets fixed without breaking the political power of big money

Nice nordisk. Lemme guess, novo?

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I was a big Dilbert fan. The Dilbert Principle was super useful to a techy high schooler entering the workforce. It braced me for all the office-politics BS I quickly hit. And then he threw it all away by turning into a weird conserva-MAGA shithead. RIP you weird guy, I’m super disappointed in you.

medusa: i don't think this is working me: just keep staring at it, i think i felt it turn into stone a little medusa: we could just watch netflix me: this has never happened before i swear

The typo rate on Bluesky seems way, way higher than on X. I wonder if there’s some sort of app-level difference? Like, every day I see some high profile account going “ah shit typo” and I never saw that on Threads, Xitter, Facebook, etc…

Caught wind of the Halo third-person beta leak and downloading it right now. Extra juice: Halo was originally envisioned as a Mac-exclusive third-person shooter, then with PC in mind, but then also with... a PS2 version! Yep, Halo was going to be a PS2 game, too before the Xbox exclusivity deal.

If it were Biden breaking the law in refusing to release #trumpstein files the story would be on P1 daily. As a failed land deal in Arkansas was.

【改めて宣言】 2026年3月31日までに1,000フォロワーにいかなければ、当アカウントは閉鎖します。 だから、皆さんフォローしてください😭 #文化シヤッター #フォロワー募集中

inside of you there are two wolves

Okay but what if

Dozens of people seemingly spawning out of the ether to tell these fucking mooks to go home and suck start their service weapon looks insane Grand Theft Auto V SWAT teams and tanks don't roll up on you this fast if you've hijacked a fighter jet, and these are *unarmed civilians* running up on feds!

『マリオ＆ルイージRPG ブラザーシップ！』の楽曲が「ニンテンドーミュージック」に追加 https://news.denfaminicogamer.jp/news/260113f

I love Bluesky I am never logging off

Welcome to all new followers! This account is dedicated to the past, present, and future of (mostly space) sci-fi, as well as its creation. Your homework is to watch Battlestar Galactica (2003), Moon (2009), and Silent Running (1972), and to play FTL (2012) and Outer Wilds (2019). So Say We All! 🖖

銃なんて描くんじゃなかった…吐きそう

Korean ojisan complaining about foreigners, in Shin Fucking Ōkubo, is an incredible flex of self-unawareness. 10/10 no notes, would listen to tirade again

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counterpoint: we should maintain if not increase the hateful rhetoric bc he is in fact a murderer

Ive never seen the back sprite for this Unown and I could cry he's just a bong

ベッドシーツの値段は高ければ高いほど、中途覚醒を起こしにくいとされています。 (オーディオヲタクみたいな発想)

I think I first saw this at a gun show in 2003.

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My girls is baaaaaack #trigun #trigunstargaze

Metalman is weak against Metalman’s weapon.

Yesterday I posted on Threads that we should have conversion therapy for n@zis, today my threads account is suspended. Never once posted anything sexual. The day before, I had my Facebook monetization removed for making a comic about the Young Republicans leaked chat. Meta is full-on fascist

Me clicking on a restaurant website: I wonder when they're open and what they serve Restaurant website: O U R M I S S I O N