Dudes keep saying “I’ll catch you on your next tour” but there’s a 80% chance I’ll retire before next June when I would possibly come back 🤷‍♀️. Anyway, I’m fully booked there’s no more nyc time available 💋

NYC- my dinner date tonight had to cancel. HMU to get in on my only availability left this trip 💋

Having a lovely time in Chicago and headed to NYC tomorrow! Duos with my favorite @gemmaparadise.bsky.social 💋

The cool girls on tour like to enjoy the beautiful Aire Baths when visiting Chicago but the real freaks go get their nipples and boothhole scrubbed straight off by an old lady in a swimsuit named Barbie , Mary, Mimi or LaLa at the King Spa and Sauna 🧖‍♀️🧽🫧🍲🚿🧼

Hi Chicago! Love you 💋💋💋

The ai and crazy editing has gotten so out of hand that my new suitors have been THANKING me for looking like my photos. You’re welcome??? They’re my photos, of me, so that should be normal and expected 😳

Now also offering duos in NYC with @experiencedanny.bsky.social 💋 6/23-6/26

If you’re waiting to hear from me make sure to check your spam folder! Gmail users especially! 💋

Now also offering duos in NYC with @experiencedanny.bsky.social 💋 6/23-6/26

Dinner dates-NYC: my only remaining availability to get dinner is Tuesday the 23rd. I have a prorated package for this. I love it because New Yorkers are so good at showing me their favorite places and hidden gems! HMU asap and let’s plan a wonderful evening together! Xoxo,Holly

Chicago is close to booked! Hit me up asap to get in my schedule 🚨 NYC has a little wiggle room left 🌃 (I'll be hanging out with @gemmaparadise.bsky.social !) 👯‍♀️ After that I'm booked exclusively for a vacation 🌊 Before heading back to MPLS ✈️

the entire point of life is to be kind and weird btw

It’s truly a great feeling that all but 3 of my guests on my upcoming trips are returning clients! ☺️🥲🤗🥰 I have some time left in both cities but Chicago is closer to fully booked than NYC.

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This upcoming tour is my last tour at my current rates btw!

Chicago & NYC coming up! Available with @gemmaparadise.bsky.social in NYC 💞

Chicago & NYC coming up! Available with @gemmaparadise.bsky.social in NYC 💞

Hi Minneapolis! I had taken some time off to heal from a medical treatment but I’m fully healed and excited to get back to my wonderful life ☀️💐 Email me if you’d like to join me sone afternoon ;)

Ways to spend your tax return this year: - Book a sex worker - Gift a sex worker things from their wish lists - Tip a sex worker - Spend it all on sex workers because your life will be dramatically improved for it

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Hey! Guess what? I’m visiting Chicago and NYC this month! Chi 6/17-6/20 NYC 6/20-6/25

Hey! Guess what? I’m visiting Chicago and NYC this month! Chi 6/17-6/20 NYC 6/20-6/25

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Perfect night on the town!

I’ve seen some new ads on shady websites I’ve never heard of before using my name, photos and ad copy to advertise but only listing a phone number. I book by email only! If a ad doesn’t have my email address [email protected] it is a scam!

Checked out a jazzy little club with romantic lighting and beautiful decor. Perfect little spot to get a drink together 😉

Anora director Sean Baker never credited Kitana Kiki Rodriguez and Mya Taylor as writers for Tangerine angelfoodmag.com/romance-labor

My delivery driver forgot my coffee with breakfast so my client brought me one. Definite Dougie Jones moment ☕️

Meow!

Next week!!

You look amazing in that sword & sorcery picture. Like a Frank Frazetta painting come to life! 😍😍😍🤩🤩🤩

Next week!!

If you want to catch me in Minnesota before I leave town I have availability tomorrow after 2pm for a date 💝

Your outie understands when someone is making a joke on the internet and doesn't embarrass themselves in people's replies

I’m going to try and only follow in person workers on this profile. Nothing personal I just want to curate my feed that way!

Before you buy that cybertruck, think of how many escorts you could see. You will come out a better person and better fucked.

Y'all gotta get comfortable talking about pornography and defending its right to exist and for people to look at it, even if you don't (but especially if you DO).

This article was published Nov. 5, 2024: www.dazeddigital.com/life-culture.... Sex workers have been giving these warnings long before that. Some folks should have listened

Funny thing about the porn stars saying they don’t identify as sex workers because everyone thinks it only means escort (it’s an umbrella term) is that when I tell people I’m a sex worker they assume I mean OF and before that they’d assume I was a cam girl. It’s always everything but a hooker

💋 Upcoming tour! 💋 Des Moines, Iowa 2/24-2/26 Chicago, Illinois 2/26-3/1 Milwaukee, Wisconsin 3/1-3/4 Book: www.hollyevansmn.com

💋 Upcoming tour! 💋 Des Moines, Iowa 2/24-2/26 Chicago, Illinois 2/26-3/1 Milwaukee, Wisconsin 3/1-3/4 Book: www.hollyevansmn.com

I’m taking appointments again in Minneapolis, Minnesota and surrounding areas! Hope everyone’s new year has been off to a fantastic start 💋

I’m taking appointments again in Minneapolis, Minnesota and surrounding areas! Hope everyone’s new year has been off to a fantastic start 💋

Check out my Throne Wishlist! I just updated with some nrw arxy lingerie 🎀 throne.com/mshollyevans

Check out my Throne Wishlist! I just updated with some nrw arxy lingerie 🎀 throne.com/mshollyevans

Wanton Wednesdays! Looking to spice up your timeline with charm, wit, and a whole lot of allure? Do yourself a favor and follow these irresistible gems—you’ll thank me later. @ellishendrix.bsky.social @p0rtia.com @vaughnwolff.bsky.social @mshollyevans.bsky.social @ellelove.bsky.social

Women will rule the world @mshollyevans.bsky.social

Announcement: I’m having a fairly intensive oral surgery next Tuesday. I’ll be recovering for a week or two after meaning if you want to see me this year you need to email me asap! 💋 Xoxo, Holly

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